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The Impossible DreamHow an NYC theater luminary and a Center City holy man brought Quixote and a cast of pro and homeless actors to a Broad Street church.
by A.D. AmorosiPeople from disparate social, financial, racial and religious backgrounds gather together at the Broad Street Ministry and examine spiritual and social questions as one. And now, a bunch of them are acting, singing and dancing for director Lear deBessonet's site-specific theater extravaganza, Quixote.

Editor's Letter:
Swing, Snitch, DishOn baseball, iBarbarism and eating well.
by Brian HowardWe were more than a little surprised by the level of invective
hurled at the author over his working with the police — or, in the
parlance of many commenters, snitchin'.

Loose Canon:
Road SageOn the road or off, everyone hates bicyclists.
by Bruce SchimmelLook, all cyclists need to obey the law. Period. But having said
that, you have to admit that the rigors of the road are stacked against
bicyclists.
Feedback:
The District Attorney Personality TestWhich candidate is right for you?
We've made a quiz you can take in, let's say, five minutes to determine
which of the DA candidates in the Democratic primary is right for you.

Sports:
Conclusions, Jumped To by E. James BealeWhile it may be too early to make definitive proclamations, enough baseball has
been played to teach us some lessons. With the time for midseason
trades and adjustments fast approaching, it's not a minute too late.

A Million StoriesAngry picketers ... and steak | Ooh, a piss-covered quarter | Hey, there've been worse crippling recessions, buck up buddy
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiI'm no hypochondriac; an ex-drug bunny, yes, but not a guy prone to hitting hospitals for reasons other than to spread sunshine.
Mayberry, Mogul?Eric Mayberry just quit his job as publisher of the Philadelphia Metro.
by A.D. AmorosiIn Mayberry's opinion, this time of decline is exactly the right time to try something new — to create new opportunities.
Extended Q&A with Eric Mayberry"I want to be a driving force in American media. That means I get to go
back to my roots — launching media companies and finding opportunities
that add to a better way of life and make money for everyone involved."
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Theater Review:
Too Legit to QuipFlashpoint Theatre Co.'s The Little Dog Laughed
by Mark CoftaFlashpoint does what works for 99 percent of plays: They urge us to
care about these characters. This script, though, says we shouldn't.
Arts Picks:
Radio Ga GaSun., May 17, 2 p.m., $10, Landmark Building, Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, 118 N. Broad St., 215-627-1883,
pigiron.org.
by Lauren F. Friedman"There's a moment where the emotion gets heightened enough where you
must burst into song. That's an amazing moment in theater."
Art:
Sick Like MeI let a stranger take a snapshot of my illness.
by Andrew ThompsonWhen Evi Numen sent me the portrait she had taken of me for her
upcoming series, I was struck by how sickly and sullen I looked. But for her, that's a good thing.
KaleidoscopeArt in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction | Society of North American Goldsmiths | Steve Earle's Townes | American Idol
Re-View:
Organic MatterRobin Rice on Visual Art: Dirt on Delight: Impulses that Form Clay
by Robin RiceThe ICA's "Dirt on Delight" blithely ignores the perennial topic of
craft versus art to address more intriguing and up-to-date questions,
like, "How far can you go with clay?"
Arts Picks:
We SaidFri.-Sat., May 15-16, 8 p.m.; Sun., May 17, 3 p.m.; $12, Community Education Center, 3500 Lancaster Ave., 215-387-1911,
cecarts.org.
by Deni KasrelA tradition of the black church — testifying — gets an artful spin in
dancer/choreographer Shavon Norris' New Edge Residency piece.
Mark KurlanskyThu., May 14, 6:30 p.m., free (reservations required), National Constitution Center, 525 Arch St., 215-409-6700,
constitutioncenter.org.
by Shaun BradyThe Food of a Younger Land is a treasure trove of culinary
idiosyncrasies, a snapshot of the final moments when there was no
alternative to "Buy Local," before fast food.
Elmore LeonardThu., May 14, 7:30 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-686-5322,
freelibrary.org.
by Molly EichelThe Wire owes a lot to Elmore Leonard.
National Dance Co. of Spain 2Thu., May 14, 7:30 p.m.; Fri., May 15, 8 p.m.; Sat., May 16, 2 and 8 p.m.; $32-$48, Annenberg Center, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3900,
pennpresents.org.
by Lauren F. FriedmanCND2's dancers will perform three physically demanding
Duato pieces that pile on lifts, jumps and inversions to sounds ranging
from Moroccan folk songs to Claude Debussy.
Independents Day941 Theater gives three local filmmakers a shot on the silver screen.
by Molly Eichel"None of us delude ourselves that thousands of people are going to see
these movies. But it lends a certain legitimacy."
The Limits of ControlCity Paper Grade: C
by Shaun BradyThe movie is so constricted by Jim Jarmusch's usual trademarks —
the emotionless delivery, static cameras, deadpan absurdities — that it
can barely breathe, let alone laugh at itself.
Foreign AffairI-House is screening director Jean-Luc Godard's lost film.
by Sam AdamsIt's ironic that the film's plot should be the reason for its vanishing
act, since narrative is the least of the movie's concerns.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Live WireSolo or in a crowd, sine wave symphonist Charles Cohen never plays it straight.
by A.D. AmorosiWhatever the format, since 1969, Cohen's crafted an essential — if not the essential — spot for himself within Philadelphia's electronic avant-garde.
Music Picks:
Mr. LifMon., May 18, 8 p.m., $12, with Willie Evans Jr. and Chiddy Bang, Johnny Brenda’s, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 866-468-7619,
johnnybrendas.com.
by A.D. AmorosiI Heard It Today is full of scorn for the FCC, the feds and the material world as a whole.
Venissa SantiTue., May 19, 8 and 9:45 p.m., $15, Chris' Jazz Café, 1421 Sansom St., 215-568-3131,
chrisjazzcafe.com.
by Shaun BradySanti's debut CD, Bienvenida, is a crushed-velvet blend of jazz sultriness, gentle Afro-Cuban inflections and pop songwriting.
Aid or Invade:
Hungary!Rodney Anonymous vs. The World
by Rodney AnonymousYou would probably expect this CD to suck louder than Charlie Daniels at a hog-blowing contest.
Music Picks:
PeachesFri., May 15, 9 p.m., $20-$23, TLA, 334 South St., 215-922-1011,
livenation.com.
by M.J. FineI Feel Cream's cover doesn't feature Peaches sporting a
Lincolnesque beard or a sequined burqa and its song titles are all
G-rated, but that doesn't mean the electroclash provocateuse has gone
soft.
Spinal Tap: Unwigged and UnpluggedThu., May 14, 8 p.m., $47.50-$62.50, Keswick Theatre, 291 N. Keswick Ave., 215-572-7650,
keswicktheatre.com.
by Andrew MilnerTo mark the silver anniversary of Marty DiBergi's landmark rockumentary, Spinal Tap's gonna rock the Keswick tonight (assuming they can find the stage).
RodriguezThu., May 14, 9 p.m., $12, with War on Drugs, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 866-468-7619,
r5productions.com.
by Brian HowardRodriguez's two albums of gritty, fuzzed-out social commentary reflecting on
urban conditions in the Motor City circa the early '70s have been re-released, fueling his
rediscovery.
Mostly SunnyThe new-look Girasole is cooking up winning Italian fare on Broad Street.
by David SnyderIt took only a few bites of these dishes before it felt like I was dining al fresco on the Campo de' Fiori in Rome.
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Lauren Fleming9th Street Italian Market Festival | Upper Darby Greek Festival | Foster's Demo with Bistro 7's Michael O'Halloran | An Evening with Rick Nichols | Belgian Bierfeesten at World Café Live
The Secret IngredientHuman hair can be found in more foods than you think.
by Trey Popp"In China," the reporter explained, "hair is a commodity, used in wigs and even as an additive in food." An additive in food? Was I really hearing that right?
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorThe Gold Standard Café | Varga Bar | Max Brenner, Chocolate by the Bald Man | Blackfish Stone Harbor

Agenda Lead:
Starving SculptorsTo be a derby star, you must sacrifice.
by Andrew ThompsonRace participants, who create folk art-inspired, man-powered vehicles, act like they're vying
for pots of gold: Spetrino estimates this
year's project has cost his team 1,000 man-hours, 471 scrapped bikes and a wad
of cash he doesn't want to specify.
Just Do It:
Sabre KhanGet on the fence at this foil-thrusting tourney.
by Katie KarasIt's been years since people settled disputes with a sword fight and a glove slap to the face. At this weekend's Sabre Khan, however, fencers will do just that, without a preceding verbal argument.
In The Event That...:
You'd Rather Hunt Ghosts Than Bust ThemParanormal Investigation of Fort Mifflin
by Lauren F. FriedmanThe doubtful, along with the credulous and the curious, can attend a
paranormal investigation of the 238-year-old Fort Mifflin, but be warned:
You may just walk away a believer.
Just Do It:
Star Trek: The ExhibitionBeam me up, and/or over to the Franklin Institute.
by Lauren FlemingMaking its East Coast debut in Philly, the 12,500-square-foot,
interactive exhibit features re-creations of costumes, sets and
characters from more than 40 years of Star Trek.

Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward: The Grand Opening of the Piazza at Schmidt's
by Felicia D'AmbrosioFrom the 26-foot, hi-def TV broadcasting films and Phillies games to
the 35 spaces housing boutiques, galleries and assorted edgy retail,
Bart Blatstein's dream of converting a desolate brownfield into a "five-minute neighborhood" has been realized after eight years.
Just Do It:
City ChaseWhen's the last time you bowled naked?
by Tiffany JacksonCity Chase has been called the "urban Amazing Race," but that metaphor falls flat for at least one reason: No one ever had to strip for the TV show.
On the DL:
Hot Button PartyIt's sex with someone you love.
by Christina Shaffer"Historically, female masturbation has been equated with immorality and insanity."