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She's On A MissionT. Desiree Hines will change the way you think about trans Philadelphia.
by Carolyn HuckabayHer mother said she understood why Desiree had to go. There were no jobs for classical organists in Jackson and no place for a transsexual woman in the Bible Belt. Desiree grabbed her bags and ran straight in the direction of her new life, never looking back — and never returning to Mississippi. In a way, Mama was right about her daughter: Part of Desiree did die that day. But a much bigger part was only being born.
Best of the FestHighlights of the 2009 Philadelphia GLBT Arts Festival, May 28-31
by Carolyn Huckabay

Loose Canon:
The New FrugalityWaste attracts rats of all sorts.
by Bruce Schimmel"No waste" is also the mantra now chanted by recycling advocates, whose ultimate quest is to produce less recycling — thus saving the energy and effort of remanufacturing. As Franklin might put it today, "Each person his own recycler must be."

Editor's Letter:
Editor, Unplugged by Brian HowardThat it took me years to make the decision speaks to the level to
which television — and 24-hour access to hundreds of crappy channels,
news, entertainment and otherwise — had infiltrated my life.
Feedback:
In MemoriamA neighborhood tradition struggles to soldier on.
by Mike NewallThe planning for this year's parade was especially trying. Thanks to
the budget mess, the city told organizers they'd be responsible for the
price of police and road closures.

Sports:
At Least They're Not the Mets by E. James BealeThis is more than just the zealotry of a nervous fan base. The Mets are
legitimately in shambles. Despite their gaudy payroll, they manage to
have no depth at all.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWith American Idol over and the screams of a thousand tiny women (thanks, Adam Lambert) silenced (for now), I'd begun thinking what I wouldn't do to hear s'more competitive singing.
A Million StoriesA possum roamed in G-Ho | Help make Triangle Park an actual park | Awesome things large crowds of random males like to do
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Art:
My City Was GoneHidden City Philadelphia brings our long-forgotten landmarks back to life.
by A.D. AmorosiDuring the monthlong Hidden City festival, newly crafted site-specific works of art
will be housed in spaces familiar to most by reputation (South Street's
Royal Theater), some by sight (North Broad Street's Metropolitan Opera House), and all by their current
state of decay or dilapidation.
Arts Picks:
nEW FestivalJune 3-7, various times, $10-$15, UArts Dance Theatre at the Drake, 1512 Spruce St., 215-359-7775,
newfestival.net.
by Lauren F. FriedmanPhilly's so bursting with talented dancers these days, it's hard to keep track. Thank goodness for nEW Festival.
Art:
Ribbons of WarWed., June 3, 7 p.m., free, Friends' Central, Shellcross Hall, 1101 City Ave.,
friendscentral.org.
by Molly EichelEighteen-year-old John Armstrong doesn't have a life plan — so why not stage a rock 'n' roll musical?
Theater Review:
Freudian Slip-UpREVIEW: Hysteria
by David Anthony FoxStay away, unless you enjoy watching a third-rate playwright belittle a pair of geniuses.
Liquid DreamsREVIEW: The Seafarer
They're familiar characters: louts, losers, lushes, content to spend the holiday drinking their fuckin' brains
out.
KaleidoscopeGig Posters | Terminator 2: Judgment Day | "Pathways to Unknown Worlds" | infinitesummer.org
Art:
Hide and SeekHidden City honchos Jay Wahl and Thaddeus Squire talk public perception, personal narratives and Magic: The Gathering.
by A.D. Amorosi
Arts Picks:
83rd Annual CompetitionOpening reception Sat., May 30, 3-5 p.m., exhibition through Aug. 1, The Print Center, 1614 Latimer St., 215-735-6090,
printcenter.org.
by Lauren F. FriedmanThe 33 winning pieces in this Print Center group show include an Ohio
undergrad's massive web of intricate gray lines, a Tyler alum's paean
to solitude and an octogenarian's cartoonish bubblegum cityscape.
The Meatpackers Book Club by Mark CoftaImagine a book club. Then imagine a butcher shop. Now imagine them smashed together like chocolate and peanut butter.
Bread & Puppet TheaterFri., May 29, 7:30-8:30 p.m., free, Liberty Lands Park, 913 N. Third St., 215-627-4633,
breadandpuppet.org.
by Holly OtterbeinWhen Bread & Puppet Theater visited Philly in 2000, dozens of its
members got arrested for suspected terrorist activity.
I'm NobodyExhibition runs June 3-21, free; artist talk and benefit reception, Sun., June 7, 2-5 p.m., $25; Crane Arts Building, 1400 N. American St., 215-232-3202,
cranearts.com.
by Holly OtterbeinSusan M. Hess' needlework, precious and proper, depicts Emily Dickinson's words.
... And AwayPixar's Up starts out strong but falls flat.
by Sam AdamsWithout a word of dialogue, Docter conveys the tenderness of a life
lived in harmony, the disappointments weathered if never forgotten, the
dreams more important in aspiration than in their fulfillment.
Up To the TaskTalking "simplexity" with the director of Pixar's newest flight of fantasy.
by Molly Eichel"It's a little like that Walt Disney quote where he says something
like, 'We don't make our movies for kids, we don't make our movies for
adults. We make our movies for the child part in each one of us that
maybe that world has caused us to forget about, but our films could help
us remember.'"
Rudo y CursiCity Paper Grade: B-
by Sam AdamsThe stars of Y Tu Mamá También are well-matched as love-hate rivals, although Bernal's talent
has blossomed more fully than his erstwhile co-star's.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.

Reconsider Me:
LongviewGreen Day's Dookie and 21st Century Breakdown
OK, so maybe it's not the best-executed story — too many ballads, too
much reliance on the shock of Dirnt and Cool crashing Armstrong's pity
party 30, 50, even 80 seconds into a song. But as a singer, he's never
sounded better than on 21st Century Breakdown's seven strongest tunes.
Music Picks:
Here We Go MagicTue., June 2, 7 p.m., $8-$20, with Grizzly Bear, The Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-922-LIVE,
thetroc.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanHere We Go Magic swirls a kinda-'90s lo-fi approach with a whole host of late-'00s hipster-hippie tropes.
A CampSat., May 30, 9:30 p.m., $12, with Gentleman Reg and Blame the Patient, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
johnnybrendas.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanColonia, the intriguing new album A Camp, is inspired by themes of colonialism and empire,
blending savage and majestic imagery and kicking off with a surreally
terrifying joint coronation/decapitation.
SurgeonFri., May 29, 9:30 p.m., $10, with Allright Junior, Atom Storage, Undercast and Stonethrown, Tritone, 1508 South Street, 215-545-0475,
tritonebar.com.
by John VetteseIf Surgeon thrashed the living fuck out of your speakers on Angry Guest, wait till you hear what they've cooked up since.
Hoots and HellmouthThu., May 28, 9 p.m., $15, with Old School Freight Train; Fri., May 29, 9:30 p.m., $15, with The New Familiars and The Mural and The Mint, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
johnnybrendas.com.
by John VetteseHoots and Hellmouth are a bunch of outdoorsy musicians who like to stomp and holler in
a Pentecostal frenzy. Is there any re-creating that furor in the
clinical recording setting?
Remembering ILLmanThu., May 28, 9 p.m., $10, with Mill Millionz, The Mighty Onez, Mikey Galactic, Nahki and more, 69th Street Lounge, 7049-51 Terminal Square, Upper Darby, 267-991-4045,
myspace.com/raywellzcalmdown.
by Deesha DyerLast year, up-and-coming rapper Randolph "ILLman" Yelverton was murdered.
It's Your BirthdayWhat happens when you spend 19 straight hours at Ray's Happy Birthday Bar?
by Chris RossRay's is a place where every man — if only for a night — can will himself
into a chain-smoking, liquor-swilling, joke-peddling member of his own
personal Rat Pack.
We Like MikeMichael's Café
This is the kind of place where a neighbor can read the breakfast
specials and say, "What, the chef changed the omelette again? I wanted
yesterday's," and a server will call him by name and reply, "Don't
worry about it. He'll make you yesterday's."
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Lauren FlemingDessert Competition at Dock Street | Cochon's Tasting Menu | Fair Food Farm Stand Fundraiser | Center City District Sips 2009
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorB & G's Ice Cream & Sports Bar | Two new Capogiros | Aladeen Middle Eastern Restaurant | The Swift Half

Agenda Lead:
Fight For Your RiteA group of strangers struggles to create a ritual.
by Katie KarasThe details of the piece quickly, and finally, solidified. In the
first act, participants depict the ills of consumption. Through song,
Wiegand focuses on overeating and buying. Conversely,
Hatzell's dance and monologue piece is
inspired by a very different type of excess: overthinking.

Shopping Spree:
SeampoetsFashion > Forward
by Felicia D'AmbrosioEvery piece is one-of-a-kind, from the layout and design to colors and
embroidery. The screenprinting studio lives in Michael's home, while
Michelle's house has a dedicated sewing lab. Both artists emphasize
that their work is a true joint effort.
Agenda Picks:
Zombie Talent ShowCheck out local undead performers using their brrraaaiiinnnsss.
by Sherri HospedalesScheduled acts include a zombie PowerPoint and a zombie-flavored
performance of Bon Jovi's "Wanted Dead or Alive."
Art Star Craft BazaarMy, how this little art show's grown.
by Lauren Fleming"With about 145 artists participating and only so much table space,
we've had to become more selective. At first, we didn't
jury our shows. But now we have to."
Animation Block PartyNYC's animated celebration wises up and comes to Philly.
by Matthew SchantzThis year, the Animation Block Party is coming down to
the Sixth Borough to air the 20 best animated films from the festival's
past five events.
The Zine"People want to read something and hold it in their hands."
by Lauren F. FriedmanZine isn't a derogatory term." It's not a magazine's ugly stepsister or
a book's malnourished kid brother, but rather, "zines have a feeling of
something that's been produced by hand."