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ISSUE . June 18th, 2009
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What Does It Take to Make the NBA?
And does Dionte Christmas have it?
by E. James Beale
Next Thursday is the NBA draft, and Dionte Christmas is on the bubble. Most mock drafts have the high-scoring guard going toward the beginning of the second round. For the past month, he's been flying around the country to tryouts, exhibiting his skills and trying to improve on that. He was hoping his hometown team might take a flier on him. Now, probably, they won't.



Loose Canon:
Fair Pay for Fat Cats
Too much is once again too much.
by Bruce Schimmel
Penn President Amy Gutmann's pay package has been rising rapidly for years. Nice work, if you can get it. But in these tough times, the ethics of anyone getting paid that much tends to stimulate some inquiry.

Feedback:
Letters to the Editor
What You Say
Bonus Web Content
"It must have been tough to read my point that American voters can do what they want and my asking bikers to obey traffic laws."



News :: Coop d'étatCoop d'état
A South Philly street has gone to the birds.
by Isaiah Thompson
The chickens are everywhere — lurking in the tall grasses of the block's vacant lots, clambering over the concrete walls that separate neighbors' yards, seeking out friendly humans with a bite to eat, escorting the chicks, like ducklings, across the road.

Dispatch:
Juvies
"My son's favorite words are, 'I don't care.'"
by Mike Newall
In the last nine months, Philadelphia has lost a police officer, an infant, two small children and a young mother in reckless accidents caused by kids who walked away from the city's juvenile-justice system.

Sidecar Sideshow
Who's right in a neighborhood clash? "The truth is somewhere in the middle."
by Tom Dreisbach
The issue, which concerns just 13 tables and 26 chairs, has transformed into a bitter struggle between neighbors in Graduate Hospital, the primarily residential area surrounding Sidecar Bar & Grille at 22nd and Christian.

School's Out
Neighbors rue the proposed closing of a North Philly high school.
by Shari Dacosta
Last Friday was Spirit Day at North Philly's William Penn High School, and there was an unsettled feeling in the air.

A Million Stories
A different kind of playground | Are CHA's traffic signs illegal? | Photo work ... inspired by SEPTA?

The Bell Curve
City Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Icepack
Amorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. Amorosi
Bonus Web Content
Now that local goofballs like El Wingador are getting into the ring for Damon Feldman's loopy Celebrity Boxing endeavors, it's getting harder to write about this stuff. Too many tears of laughter and sad disgust.



Arts :: Street Smart
Theater Review:
Street Smart
THEATER REVIEW: Avenue X
by Mark Cofta
Philadelphia's champions of small musicals, 11th Hour Theatre Co. apply their considerable talents to Avenue X, the a cappella musical slighted by its "doo-wop" label.

Re-View:
The Vid and the Whale
Robin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin Rice
Bonus Web Content
Four Philadelphia artists who have collaborated with the Fabric Workshop are showing their solo prowess this summer.

Kaleidoscope
Kate Watson-Wallace's CAR | Not Given Lightly | MonkeyBicycle | Elvis Perkins

Arts Picks:
Meredith Rainey: Look Inside
Fri.-Sat., Jun. 19-20, 8 p.m.; Sun., Jun. 21, 3 p.m.; $12, Community Education Center, 3500 Lancaster Ave., 215-387-1911, cecarts.org.
by Lauren F. Friedman
Rainey has not abandoned "ballet-like" movement completely, but Look Inside — an exploration of voyeurism and perception — was heavily shaped by Drozdowski and Cousineau, who encouraged a more generative approach to choreography.

Waxed
Through July 18, Area 919, 919 N. Fifth St., 215-627-3311, area919.com.
by Sherri Hospedales
Bonus Web Content
Abby Schmidt used video stills from an episode on overweight children and their parents to create Hand and Fork, vibrant melted wax pieces that show obese kids stuffing their faces.

Spark Showcase
Fri., June 19, 7 p.m., $20, Plays & Players Theater, 1714 Delancey St., 215-413-7150, theatrealliance.org.
by Mark Cofta
One winner, no losers: That's the fifth annual Spark Showcase, a Theatre Alliance of Greater Philadelphia program promoting small theater companies.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie
Thu., June 18, 7:30 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341, freelibrary.org.
by Patrick Rapa
This Nigerian-born author thrives on the social, political, historical complexities of the place where she grew up.

Cupcake Bandit Film Fest
Sat., June 20, 5 p.m. (films, 8:30 p.m.), free, Jefferson Square Park, 400 Washington Ave., banditfilmfestival.com. RESCHEDULED FOR JULY
by Molly Eichel
The Cupcake Bandit's having an identity crisis: An ineffective villain with a sweet tooth, CB doesn't know if he's chosen the right career path.



Movies :: Food, Inc.Food, Inc.
City Paper Grade: B
by Cindy Fuchs
The movie presents an array of complaints, and also calls viewers to action.

It's Showtime
Can the Philadelphia Film Market make this city a true film town?
by Molly Eichel

Essentially a trade show for filmmakers to show off their wares, PFM lets directors and screenwriters rent booths and screening time to pitch their work to potential distributors and producers.


Web Exclusive
Repertory Film
Your weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.



Music :: Shooting GalleryShooting Gallery
Why Punk Rock Payroll's albums don't look like albums.
by John Vettese
Bonus Web Content
Punk Rock Payroll's first offerings were the 2006 hardbound books of story-songers The Extraordinaires. Since then, the label took a page from Flipper in releasing a 7-inch single that unfolded into a board game, and has now progressed into raygun territory.

Hang The DJ:
Rank Amateurs
Nobunny's Love Visions, Japandroids' Post-Nothing, The Beets' Spit in the Face of People Who Don't Want to Be Cool
by J. Edward Keyes
Nobunny's debut, Love Visions, is a starter course in rank amateurism. Meanwhile, the guitars on The Beets' Spit in the Face of People Who Don't Want to Be Cool are thin as filament.

Music Picks:
Anthony Hamilton
Tue., June 23, 8 p.m., $39.50-$65, with Musiq Soulchild and Chrisette Michele, Tower Theatre, 69th and Ludlow streets, Upper Darby, ticketmaster.com.
by Deesha Dyer
Are you a man who messed up with your lady? This is the chance to make it right.

AlasNoAxis
Wed., June 24, 8 p.m., $12, Philadelphia Art Alliance, 251 S. 18th St., arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun Brady
Jim Black is without question one of the most inventive drummers in modern jazz, as evidenced by his work in bands like Human Feel and Bloodcount.

Bee Eater Showcase
Wed., June 24, 9 p.m., $5, with Ethel Cee, Hustle Simmons, Fel Sweetenberg, DJ Akshun, Keziah, Leah Nicole, Hezekiah, U City, Reef the Lost Cauze, DJ Ultraviolet, hosted by Mars Five, Silk City, 435 Spring Garden St., beeeaterrecords.com.
by Deesha Dyer
Waiting around has never been DJ Ultraviolet's thing.

Popped/2nd St. Festival
Sat., June 20, 11 a.m.-8 p.m., free, 600-1100 blocks of North Second Street, poppedphiladelphia.org.
by Patrick Rapa
Last summer it was the Battle of the Indie Rock Superish-stars. This time, Popped — partnered with 2nd St. Festival — is a casual stroll through Northern Liberties.

Web Exclusive
Patrick Wolf
Sat., June 20, 7 p.m., $17-$20, with Living Things, Plastiscines and Jaguar Love, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., 215-787-0488, northstarbar.com.
by Molly Eichel
The androgynous facial features, the bleach-blond pixie haircut: Patrick Wolf looks like he's from another planet.

Little Joy
Fri., June 19, 9 p.m., $10, with Dead Trees, Fang Fang and Edison Proposal, Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 215-238-5888, thekhyber.com.
by Molly Eichel
The members of Little Joy take their moniker from an L.A. bar. It fits.

Pansy Division
Wed., June 24, 7 p.m., $12, with Percocettes and Sgt. Sass, The North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., northstarbar.com.
by John Vettese
In 1994, Pansy Division used their opening slot on a Green Day theater tour to smash barriers, satirize stereotypes and toss dildos around the stage.



Food :: Smart MouthSmart Mouth
Bocca is well on its way to carving out its own small plates niche.
by David Snyder
Small plates are nothing new in Center City, but Bocca's have a unique look and feel.

Bardcore
Lovers and Madmen
by Trey Popp
Lovers and Madmen, which opened in March at 40th and Ludlow, has got me in a tizzy. There's a lot to love, but almost as much that drives me crazy.

What's Cooking
This Week in Eats
by Lauren Fleming
20th Annual Real Men Cook | Saison Beer Brunch at Johnny Brenda's | Sixth Annual Asian Festival | Crudo Wine Dinner at Positano Coast

Feeding Frenzy
Restaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor
Smokin' Betty's | The Franklin Mortgage & Investment Co. | Panda Bar



Agenda :: Sin City
Agenda Lead:
Sin City
Cabaret Red Light has a very bad influence — the seven deadly deeds.
by Holly Otterbein
The most shocking part of Cabaret Red Light's Gluttony! involves bare breasts and a whole lot of liquid chocolate.

Web Exclusive
Last Chance
Catch it or Regret It
by Holly Otterbein
Gold Mountain | The Rose Tattoo | Houston and Bowery

Just Opened:
Pterodactyl
Classes begin the week of June 22, 6:30 p.m., $160-$190, 3237 Amber St., fifth floor, 215-501-7158, pterodactylphiladelphia.org.
by Sherri Hospedales
At Pterodactyl, you don't have to be Picasso to get creative. Heck, you don't even have to be a kinda OK art school student.

Web Exclusive
Comedy:
Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad
Sun., June 21, 8 p.m., $13-$15, The Note, 142 E. Market St., West Chester, 484-947-5713, nicejewishgirlsgonebad.com.
by Lauren Fleming
We don't normally condone the type of ethnoreligious jokes that Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad thrives on. But since they're being dished out by the very people who've been the punchline of the past, oh, 10,000 years or so, we'll make an exception.

Action/Adventure:
Kaiju Big Battel
Sat., June 20, 8 p.m., $18.50, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-922-LIVE, thetroc.com.
by Holly Otterbein
"The idea came about from monster tales, Japanese movies and Godzilla movies," says Noxious. "It's not quite wrestling or action-adventure. It's more like a rock concert and performance art combined."

Events/Festivals:
Summer Solstice '09
Sat.-Sun., June 20-21, 3 p.m.-dawn, $10, Kimmel Center, 260 S. Broad St., 215-790-5800, kimmelcenter.org.
by Chelsea Calhoun
Each year in late June, Mother Nature gives the northern hemisphere one day that's got a little more daylight than the rest in order to, in my humble opinion, party hard.

Wizard World
Fri., June 19, noon-7 p.m.; Sat., June 20, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., June 21, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., $25-$50, Pennsylvania Convention Center, 1101 Arch St., wizardworld.com.
by Brion Shreffler
While Wizard World is definitely keen on pushing merchandise — you'll see many more wrestling action figures there as you will actual wrestlers.


 
 
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