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What Does It Take to Make the NBA?And does Dionte Christmas have it?
by E. James BealeNext Thursday is the NBA draft, and Dionte Christmas is on the bubble. Most mock drafts have the high-scoring guard going toward the beginning of the second round. For the past month, he's been flying
around the country to tryouts, exhibiting his skills and trying to
improve on that. He was hoping his hometown team might take a flier on
him. Now, probably, they won't.

Loose Canon:
Fair Pay for Fat CatsToo much is once again too much.
by Bruce SchimmelPenn President Amy Gutmann's pay package has been rising rapidly for years. Nice work, if you can get it. But in these tough times, the ethics of
anyone getting paid that much tends to stimulate some inquiry.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"It must have been tough to
read my point that American voters can do what they want and my asking
bikers to obey traffic laws."
Coop d'étatA South Philly street has gone to the birds.
by Isaiah ThompsonThe chickens are everywhere — lurking in the tall grasses of the block's vacant
lots, clambering over the concrete walls that separate neighbors'
yards, seeking out friendly humans with a bite to eat, escorting the
chicks, like ducklings, across the road.

Dispatch:
Juvies"My son's favorite words are, 'I don't care.'"
by Mike NewallIn the last nine months, Philadelphia has lost a police officer, an infant, two small children and a young mother in reckless accidents caused by kids who walked away from the city's juvenile-justice system.
Sidecar SideshowWho's right in a neighborhood clash? "The truth is somewhere in the middle."
by Tom DreisbachThe issue, which concerns just 13 tables and 26 chairs, has transformed
into a bitter struggle between neighbors in Graduate Hospital, the
primarily residential area surrounding Sidecar Bar & Grille at 22nd and Christian.
School's OutNeighbors rue the proposed closing of a North Philly high school.
by Shari DacostaLast Friday was Spirit Day at North Philly's William Penn High School, and there was an unsettled feeling in the air.
A Million StoriesA different kind of playground | Are CHA's traffic signs illegal? | Photo work ... inspired by SEPTA?
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiNow that local goofballs like El Wingador are getting into the ring for Damon Feldman's loopy Celebrity Boxing endeavors, it's getting harder to write about this stuff. Too many tears of laughter and sad disgust.

Theater Review:
Street SmartTHEATER REVIEW: Avenue X
by Mark CoftaPhiladelphia's champions of small musicals, 11th Hour Theatre Co. apply their considerable talents to Avenue X, the a cappella musical slighted by its "doo-wop" label.
Re-View:
The Vid and the WhaleRobin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin RiceFour Philadelphia artists who have collaborated with the Fabric Workshop are showing their solo prowess this summer.
KaleidoscopeKate Watson-Wallace's CAR | Not Given Lightly | MonkeyBicycle | Elvis Perkins
Arts Picks:
Meredith Rainey: Look InsideFri.-Sat., Jun. 19-20, 8 p.m.; Sun., Jun. 21, 3 p.m.; $12, Community Education Center, 3500 Lancaster Ave., 215-387-1911,
cecarts.org.
by Lauren F. FriedmanRainey has not abandoned "ballet-like" movement completely, but Look Inside
— an exploration of voyeurism and perception — was heavily shaped by
Drozdowski and Cousineau, who encouraged a more generative approach to
choreography.
WaxedThrough July 18, Area 919, 919 N. Fifth St., 215-627-3311,
area919.com.
by Sherri HospedalesAbby Schmidt used video stills from an episode on overweight children and their parents to create Hand and Fork, vibrant melted wax pieces that show obese kids stuffing their faces.
Spark ShowcaseFri., June 19, 7 p.m., $20, Plays & Players Theater, 1714 Delancey St., 215-413-7150,
theatrealliance.org.
by Mark CoftaOne winner, no losers: That's the fifth annual Spark Showcase, a
Theatre Alliance of Greater Philadelphia program promoting small
theater companies.
Chimamanda Ngozi AdichieThu., June 18, 7:30 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341,
freelibrary.org.
by Patrick RapaThis Nigerian-born author thrives on the social, political, historical complexities of the place where she grew up.
Cupcake Bandit Film FestSat., June 20, 5 p.m. (films, 8:30 p.m.), free, Jefferson Square Park, 400 Washington Ave., banditfilmfestival.com. RESCHEDULED FOR JULY
by Molly EichelThe Cupcake Bandit's having an identity crisis: An ineffective villain
with a sweet tooth, CB doesn't know if he's chosen the right career
path.
Food, Inc.City Paper Grade: B
by Cindy FuchsThe movie presents an array of complaints, and also calls viewers to action.
It's ShowtimeCan the Philadelphia Film Market make this city a true film town?
by Molly EichelEssentially a trade show for filmmakers to show off their wares, PFM
lets directors and screenwriters rent booths and screening time to
pitch their work to potential distributors and producers.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Shooting GalleryWhy Punk Rock Payroll's albums don't look like albums.
by John VettesePunk Rock Payroll's first offerings were the 2006 hardbound books of
story-songers The Extraordinaires. Since then, the label took a page from Flipper
in releasing a 7-inch single that unfolded into a board game, and has
now progressed into raygun territory.
Hang The DJ:
Rank AmateursNobunny's Love Visions, Japandroids' Post-Nothing, The Beets' Spit in the Face of People Who Don't Want to Be Cool
by J. Edward KeyesNobunny's debut, Love Visions, is a starter course in rank amateurism. Meanwhile, the guitars on The Beets' Spit in the Face of People Who Don't Want to Be Cool are thin as filament.
Music Picks:
Anthony HamiltonTue., June 23, 8 p.m., $
39.50-$65, with Musiq Soulchild and Chrisette Michele, Tower Theatre, 69th and Ludlow streets, Upper Darby,
ticketmaster.com.
by Deesha DyerAre you a man who messed up with your lady? This is the chance to make it right.
AlasNoAxis by Shaun BradyJim Black is without question one of the most inventive drummers in
modern jazz, as evidenced by his work in bands like Human Feel and
Bloodcount.
Bee Eater ShowcaseWed., June 24, 9 p.m., $5, with Ethel Cee, Hustle Simmons, Fel Sweetenberg, DJ Akshun, Keziah, Leah Nicole, Hezekiah, U City, Reef the Lost Cauze, DJ Ultraviolet, hosted by Mars Five, Silk City, 435 Spring Garden St.,
beeeaterrecords.com.
by Deesha DyerWaiting around has never been DJ Ultraviolet's thing.
Popped/2nd St. Festival by Patrick RapaLast summer it was the Battle of the Indie Rock Superish-stars. This
time, Popped partnered with 2nd St. Festival is a casual stroll
through Northern Liberties.
Patrick WolfSat., June 20, 7 p.m., $17-$20, with Living Things, Plastiscines and Jaguar Love, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., 215-787-0488,
northstarbar.com.
by Molly EichelThe androgynous facial features, the bleach-blond pixie haircut: Patrick Wolf looks like he's from another planet.
Little JoyFri., June 19, 9 p.m., $10, with Dead Trees, Fang Fang and Edison Proposal, Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 215-238-5888,
thekhyber.com.
by Molly EichelThe members of Little Joy take their
moniker from an L.A. bar. It fits.
Pansy DivisionWed., June 24, 7 p.m., $12, with Percocettes and Sgt. Sass, The North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St.,
northstarbar.com.
by John VetteseIn 1994, Pansy Division used their opening slot on a Green Day theater
tour to smash barriers, satirize stereotypes and toss dildos around the
stage.
Smart MouthBocca is well on its way to carving out its own small plates niche.
by David SnyderSmall plates are nothing new in Center City, but Bocca's have a unique look and feel.
BardcoreLovers and Madmen
by Trey PoppLovers and Madmen, which opened in March at 40th and Ludlow, has got me in a
tizzy. There's a lot to love, but almost as much that drives me crazy.
What's CookingThis Week in Eats
by Lauren Fleming20th Annual Real Men Cook | Saison Beer Brunch at Johnny Brenda's | Sixth Annual Asian Festival | Crudo Wine Dinner at Positano Coast
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorSmokin' Betty's | The Franklin Mortgage & Investment Co. | Panda Bar

Agenda Lead:
Sin CityCabaret Red Light has a very bad influence the seven deadly deeds.
by Holly OtterbeinThe most shocking part of Cabaret Red Light's Gluttony! involves bare breasts and a whole lot of liquid chocolate.

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Holly OtterbeinGold Mountain | The Rose Tattoo | Houston and Bowery
Just Opened:
Pterodactyl by Sherri HospedalesAt Pterodactyl, you don't have to be Picasso to get creative. Heck, you don't even have to be a kinda OK art school student.
Comedy:
Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad by Lauren FlemingWe don't normally condone the type of ethnoreligious jokes that Nice
Jewish Girls Gone Bad thrives on. But since they're being dished out by
the very people who've been the punchline of the past, oh, 10,000 years
or so, we'll make an exception.
Action/Adventure:
Kaiju Big BattelSat., June 20, 8 p.m., $18.50, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-922-LIVE,
thetroc.com.
by Holly Otterbein"The idea came about from monster tales, Japanese movies and Godzilla
movies," says Noxious. "It's not quite wrestling or action-adventure.
It's more like a rock concert and performance art combined."
Events/Festivals:
Summer Solstice '09Sat.-Sun., June 20-21, 3 p.m.-dawn, $10, Kimmel Center, 260 S. Broad St., 215-790-5800,
kimmelcenter.org.
by Chelsea CalhounEach year in late June, Mother Nature gives the northern hemisphere one day that's got a little more daylight than the rest in order to, in my humble opinion, party hard.
Wizard WorldFri., June 19, noon-7 p.m.; Sat., June 20, 10 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sun., June 21, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., $25-$50, Pennsylvania Convention Center, 1101 Arch St.,
wizardworld.com.
by Brion ShrefflerWhile Wizard World is definitely keen on pushing merchandise — you'll
see many more wrestling action figures there as you will actual
wrestlers.