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Little Kid, Life SentencePennsylvania has more juvenile lifers than any other state in the union. Stacey Torrance knows. He's been in jail since he was 14.
by Matt StroudStacey Torrance is an inmate at the Pennsylvania State Correctional
Institution at Chester. Though he didn't pull the trigger, he's serving a murderer's sentence: life in prison without the
possibility of parole. He is one of the youngest criminals ever to
receive such a harsh sentence in the state of Pennsylvania.

Editor's Letter:
Five ShotsNo one was quite sure who was the shooter and who was the target.
by Brian HowardIt was odd, as we all stood there, sort of amazed and sort of
befuddled. "The neighborhood is changing," said someone glumly. "Good
thing grandma didn't pick this weekend to visit," laughed another.

Loose Canon:
Who Killed My Bees?There's something sublime about a beehive
by Bruce SchimmelA dying beehive is a sorry sight. Like a small town after a neutron
bomb — houses still standing and pantries filled, but with survivors
who are too sick to eat, or care.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Maybe when she wrote, 'Why you showin' them coochie lips/ Gettin' up
out your car,' she just hadn't had her coffee yet that day."
Down the WellA Philadelphia documentarian gets sucked into a real El Salvadoran murder mystery.
by Isaiah ThompsonThe police seemed reluctant to
investigate Rivera's disappearance. So a group of friends and
family began looking for clues. They came
across an abandoned shack in which they found some of his clothes.
Then, nearby, they found the well. A local fireman was recruited to
descend and look for a body. He found one.

Dispatch:
An Indecent Proposal by Mike NewallAt the bail hearing, Jared lunged at Amy, screaming, "I love you! Marry me!"

A Million StoriesReal people with real problems lobby Arlen Specter | Jobs With Justice make progress | "The most retarded adult film ever"? | Dogs <3 NoLibs
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiIsn't it rude to screen porn in a restaurant? "Porno should always play
at restaurants," notes Spock Buckton. "Customers'll be hot, bothered and most
likely banging in their bathroom."
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
KaleidoscopeMatthew Prescott | theuniformproject.com | La Belle et La Bête| I'm Alan Partridge
Arts Picks:
Have a Nice LifeMon., Aug. 3, 8 p.m., $5 (online)-$10 (at the door), Nice People Theatre Co. at The Power Plant, 233 N. Bread St., 202-744-3362,
nicepeopletheatre.org.
by Mark CoftaHelping Nice People make a nice trip to perform Nice Life nice, right?
White Light/White HeatTue., Aug. 4, 7 p.m., free, Moonstone Arts Center, 110 S. 13th St., 215-735-9600,
robinsbookstore.com.
by A.D. AmorosiWhite Light/White Heat: The Velvet Underground Day-By-Day (Jawbone Press) the dirt that made the squeal, thump and monotone ooze that was the 1960s' most innovative avant-act.
Paul Newman: Behind Blue EyesWeds., Aug. 5-28, 8 p.m., free, International House courtyard, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-387-5125,
ihousephilly.org.
by Molly EichelThe International House's Ibrahim Theater hosts outdoor Newman-centric screenings throughout August.
RadlandsOpening reception Fri., July 31, 6-10 p.m., free, through Aug. 16, Pure Gold Gallery, Piazza at Schmidts, 1050 N. Hancock St.,
puregoldgallery.wordpress.com..
by Sherri HospedalesPhiladelphia artists Matthew Gribben and Sheldon Abba were inspired to
construct a tepee like the ones they saw on their adventure.
But it's become so much more than that.
Zooman and the SignThu., July 30, 7 p.m.; Fri., July 31, 10 a.m. and 8 p.m.; Sat, Aug. 1, 2 and 8 p.m.; $20, Freedom Theatre, 1346 N. Broad St, 215-978-8497,
freedomtheatre.org.
by Brion ShrefflerWritten by native son/La Salle alum Charles Fuller, this traditional
story with an avant-garde twist bravely examines inner-city violence,
exploring a horrible murder and the community apathy that follows.
Death and the ComedianJudd Apatow's Funny People is his most mature and unfocused film yet.
by Shaun BradyJokes serve as bonding device, defense mechanism, confessional. The
recurring standup segments serve the same function as the
song-and-dance numbers in a good musical, entertaining unto themselves
while obliquely adding depth to the characters.
In the LoopCity Paper Grade: A-
by Sam AdamsThe movie has its share of zinger, but at its heart is a pitch-black and utterly
true-to-life portrait of the modern political era.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Who Were The Book Of Love? by A.D. AmorosiBetween 1984 and 1993, New York City's Book of Love created sweet, craft synth-pop across four deliciously twisted albums.
Music Picks:
Gang Gang DanceTue., Aug. 4, 8 p.m., $12, with Hex Message and Mincemeat or Tenspeed, Kungfu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 866-468-7619,
kungfunecktie.com.
by John VetteseDymphna was a grower in every sense of the word: a progressive
sonic patchwork that elevated the band's profile, but in a slow-burn
kind of way.
Suite Spot:
RevelationsWas it a science experiment or a concert?
by Peter BurwasserSo smack in the middle of this sultry, sauntering summer, indulge me as
I relate two such occurrences in my experience, both live events, and
utterly different.
Music Picks:
Cass McCombsFri., July 31, 9 p.m., $8, with Jennifer O'Connor and Mike Bones, Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 866-468-7619,
thekhyber.com.
by Jasia KaulbachHe sounds like a full rock band, but Cass McCombs has always been a solo singer/songwriter.
Gildon WorksFri., July 31, 7:30 p.m., $10, with Soft Power, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 866-468-7619,
kungfunecktie.com.
by Holly OtterbeinThis six-piece from Philly can't climax. Instead, they work dreamy
guitars and breathy vocals into a crescendo that just keeps growing,
leaving you to think they've surely broken some law of physics.
Foreign BornFri., July 31, 9 p.m., $10, with The Veils and Faces on Film, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 Frankford Ave., 866-468-7619,
johnnybrendas.com.
by Holly OtterbeinIt's always encouraging when a forgettable band or a forgettable anything suddenly becomes great.
Herbie Hancock/Lang LangThu., July 30, 8 p.m., $15-$75, Mann Music Center, 5201 Parkside Ave., 215-893-1999,
manncenter.org.
by Peter BurwasserA bit of roughhouse in this staid world might be fun, and Lang Lang,
one of the biggest showboats in the business, is just the guy to bring
it on.
PolvoThu., July 30, 9 p.m., $14, with Obits, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 866-468-7619,
johnnybrendas.com by Brian HowardIn Prism is part comeback and part unified field theory for a sound born of two restless guitarists who met in a college Spanish class.
Summer Organ SeriesThursdays, July 30 and Aug. 6, 7 p.m., $10, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999,
kimmelcenter.org by Peter BurwasserThe Summer Organ Series, which continues with recitals on July 30 and
August 6, is an easy way to check it out, with open seating for a mere
10 bucks a pop.
PterodactylThu., July 30, 8 p.m., $5, with Street Gnar, Tiny Fights and Serpents of W.I.S.D.O.M., Danger Danger Gallery, 5013 Baltimore Ave.,
myspace.com/dangerdangergallery. by Holly OtterbeinPterodactyl isn't as tough as it thinks it is.
Mealing and DealingA guide to the best eating happy hours in the city.
by Drew LazorWe've put together a guide to some of the best happy hour food deals in Philly.
Pop CultureThere's only one place in the city to get Moxie.
by Felicia D' AmbrosioThe Franklin Fountain sought out the beverage because,
like the Old City scoop shop itself, it's "as old-fashioned a soda as it
gets."
What's CookingGet Out!
by Lauren FlemingMcGillin's Century and a Half Party | 20th Annual Pennsylvania Dutch Festival | Fourth Annual Doo Wop Car Show and Street Festival | National Cheesecake Day
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorPaul | Sphinx Café | Trios Trattoria

Agenda Lead:
Out of HandThe DIY crafting world gets a spokeswoman.
by Holly OtterbeinOne of the dirty little secrets that Handmade Nation reveals is that if you want to go DIY, you have to go all the way — and that means DIY toilet-cleaning, too.
Agenda Picks:
Phillies Gay Community NightTue., Aug. 4, 7:05 p.m., $24-$30, Citizens Bank Park, 1 Citizens Bank Way, 215-463-5000,
phillies.com/gcn. by Chelsea CalhounIt won't take three strikes to be out Tuesday — at least not in the stands of Citizens Bank Park.

Last ChanceCatch it or Regret It
by Holly OtterbeinVox V | Damn the Valley | One Mile
Agenda Picks:
Philly's PhunniestPreliminaries, Thu. and Sat., July 30 and Aug. 1, 7:30 and 10:30 p.m.; Tue.-Wed., Aug. 4-5, 8 p.m.; Thu., Aug. 6, 8 and 10:30 p.m.; Semifinals, Sat., Aug. 8, 7:30 and 10:30 p.m.; Final round, Sun., Aug. 9, 7 p.m.; $10-$20, Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001,
heliumcomedy.com.
by Chris MonigleMore than 150 aspiring comics, from touring comedians to those who've
never set foot on stage, will try to snag reigning champ Kent Haines' crown in this fourth
annual competition.
Prison Break WeekendSat.-Sun., Aug. 1-2, 11:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m., free with $8-$12 admission, Eastern State Penitentiary, 22nd Street and Fairmount Avenue, 215-236-3300,
easternstate.org.
by Chelsea CalhounThis weekend, Prison Break attendees will be able to scale a
24-foot inflatable rock-climbing wall over Eastern State — an homage to
the prison's only successful escape in 141 years.
DIY DaysSat., Aug. 1, 8:30 a.m.-8 p.m., free, University of the Arts, 211 S. Broad St., 800-616-ARTS,
diydays.com.
by Adam ScavetteNowadays, thanks to the almighty Internet, you can release a film,
album or game without much help. Skeptical? Just ask the speakers at
Philly's installment of DIY Days.
A Conversation with Samuel Delany & Avery BrooksFri., July 31, 7 p.m., $5, Franklin Institute, 222 N. 20th St., 215-448-1254,
fi.edu.
by Kristen HumbertProfessor Samuel Delany and actor Avery Brooks will present at the Franklin Institute, in accordance with its dual
exhibits on Star Trek and race.