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The Secret Lives of ArtistsEight local artists tell us how they pay the bills.
by Molly EichelThe following profiles peek behind the curtain, revealing how artists'
day jobs affect their work and vice versa. More specifically, they
reveal how eight local artists make enough dough to get up in the
morning and create paint, make music or simply entertain us.
Kamilu AlebiosuPainter / Parking lot attendant
From 7 a.m. to 3 p.m., Monday through Friday, he is just a parking
attendant, making $8 per hour. On the weekends, though, Alebiosu is a
painter.
Rika HawesSculptor / Community college professor, house-sitter at Strawberry Mansion
Living rent-free is a plus for an artist, especially one who makes no
money from her artwork — which she started to take seriously when she
got over the fact that she didn't need to be able to draw to create.
Anna FrangiosaBurlesque dancer / Stripper
When she's sitting in a coffee shop, she's Anna Frangiosa. Onstage, in either capacity, she's someone else entirely.
Dave SmolenExperimental musician / Projectionist at Ritz at the Bourse
For Dave Smolen, having a day job is all about time. Because he has less of it, he's becoming a better, more focused musician.
Carolynne McNeelMusician, jewelry designer, Mew Gallery co-owner / Art teacher, bartender
Carolynne McNeel is the quintessential multi-hyphenate.
Bruce WalshPlaywright / Freelance journalist
Walsh was always a writer, even though he's mildly dyslexic, which led him to having his work performed and acted out.
Kevin GlaccumProducing artistic director / Bartender / Standardized patient
It wasn't until a mini-midlife crisis around 1999 that he went back into theater.
Bobby ZankelJazz musician / Music teacher at the State Correctional Institution at Chester
Zankel, now 59, never had a full-time job until he started working in the prison system 10 years ago.

Editor's Letter:
The Naked Bike RideStreaking to the finish.
by Brian HowardThe ideas behind riding naked are numerous and ranging in the degree to which riding naked is required.

Loose Canon:
Civil Skies, Mean StreetsI'm fine flying a little plane up the Hudson; I'm terrified to bike down Pine.
by Bruce SchimmelWhile I'm perfectly comfortable flying a little plane up the Hudson, I'm downright scared to take a bike down Pine. Really.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"To think you're actually giving these people a voice and displaying their radical ideas in your paper is sickening."
ICE ColdInteracting with the Philly PD becomes more troubling for undocumented immigrants.
by Daniel SchwartzICE says that Secure Communities targets those illegal immigrants guilty of
committing serious crimes. But
immigrant advocates say the program will thrust lower-level offenders
and innocent people behind bars, and hinder police in their work with
immigrant communities.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Sports:
Dear PETAWhat do you want from Michael Vick?
by E. James BealeIn our society, dog-fighting is illegal. Rightfully so. Also in our
society, once a person passes through the justice system and is deemed
fit to re-enter, he has the right to earn a living at whatever
profession suits his skill. Michael Vick's profession is football.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiIf the rush of moist heat finds you obsessively staring into your television — gazing into Michael Vick's eyes, guessing which words are his and which are his lawyer's — you're not alone.
A Million StoriesAttack of the West Philly raccoons | Red takes on Black in Mount Airy

Art:
The After PartyLaurel Hill Cemetery's got big plans for the dearly departed.
by A.D. AmorosiIn the cemetery's current incarnation, dark realities are turned into dark humor, enabling us to enjoy life before time's up.
Arts Picks:
Duane SwierczynskiTue., Aug. 25, 6 p.m., free, McGillin's Olde Ale House, 1310 Drury St., 215-735-5562,
mcgillins.com.
by Matt JakubowskiBuy a comic book, get a free beer. That's the deal from Duane Swierczynski, Philly pulp novelist, former City Paper editor in chief and veteran writer for Marvel Comics.
Total Abstraction by Shaun BradyAbstraction is a rather, well, abstract concept on which to hang an
exhibition, but Woodmere recognizes its position on the border between
city and suburbs, offering a show that balances treasures for the
initiated and hand-holding for the trepidatious.
Henry IV, Part IThrough Aug. 30, free, Philadelphia Shakespeare Theatre, 2111 Sansom St., 215-496-8001, phillyshakespeare.org
by Brion ShrefflerBefore he becomes king, Prince Hal gives his dear old dad a few
headaches. He drinks, brawls and hangs out with all manner of slatterns
and washerwomen.
Art:
Poe BoysBrat Productions' Michael Alltop talks scary Edgar stuff.
by A.D. Amorosi"It is almost certain that Poe visited Laurel Hill as it was a popular,
park-like destination for city-dwellers in his time. And many of his
contemporaries, friend and foe alike, are probably buried there."
Re-View:
Use Your IllusionRobin Rice on Visual Art: The Vitreous: Of Eyes & Optics at Esther M. Klein Gallery
by Robin RiceNo one will ever confuse Dan's work with a clever science display.
KaleidoscopeB.C. Camplight | Matt Saracen | Fuck You, Penguin | RiffTrax
Arts Picks:
MetropolisFri., Aug. 21, 8:30 p.m., $10, BYOB, Cinema 16:9, 35 N. Lansdowne Ave., Lansdowne, 484-461-7676,
cinema169.com.
by John VetteseThe soul-crushing capitalist dystopia predicted in 1927's ber-canonized Metropolis didn't entirely come to pass.
BasterdizedThe epic, overstuffed Inglourious Basterds is WWII through a Tarantino lens.
by Sam AdamsTarantino is more interested in tailoring the WWII movie to fit his
preoccupations than the other way around. He even manages to satisfy his foot fetish by having an
errant high heel play a pivotal role in the climactic sequence.
Cold SoulsCity Paper Grade: C+
by Shaun BradyPaul Giamatti plays Paul Giamatti — wait, scratch that. Paul Giamatti
plays "Paul Giamatti" in Sophie Barthes' navel-gazing debut comedy.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.

Reconsider Me:
Fly AwaySugar Ray's Floored and Music for Cougars
by M.J. FineIf you were a Sugar Ray fan in 1997, you were definitely not mature, no matter what your driver's license claimed.
Music Picks:
Jaguar WrightWed., Aug. 26, 7:30 p.m., $25-$40, with taragirl, The Rebel Yell, Dannis Anderson, Jessy Kyle, A. Dot, DJ Randy Flash and DJ Imperial B, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by Deesha DyerA survivor of the local neo-soul movement, the fierce Jaguar Wright has
been flicking ears ever since she showed up on an MTV stage with the
Roots and Jay-Z.
Vivian GirlsWed., Aug. 26, 6:30 p.m., $10, with The Beets, The Barbary, 951 N. Frankford Ave., 866-468-7619,
r5productions.com.
by M.J. FineAt three and a half minutes, "When I'm Gone," the first single from Everything Goes Wrong is more than a minute longer than
eight of the 10 songs on Vivian Girls' deliciously bite-size debut.
Francisco MelaTue., Aug. 25, 8 p.m., $13, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by Shaun BradyMaybe it's time to just retire the "Latin jazz" tag once and for all.
Yes, Francisco Mela was born and raised in Cuba, and the island's
rhythms inflect his drumming as naturally as its accent does his
speech.
S PRCSSSun., Aug. 23, 8 p.m., $8-$10, with Enon and Instamatic, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by John VetteseEmerging from a lengthy hiatus, semi-local trio S PRCSS no longer finds
itself in an world where writers use nebulous descriptors like
"angular" and people know exactly what they mean.
Father FiguresSat., Aug. 22, 9 p.m., $10, with Blood Warrior, Untitled Original, Lucy Michelle & The Velvet Lapelles and Preacher, Danger Danger Gallery, 5013 Baltimore Ave.,
myspace.com/dangerdangergallery; Sun., Aug. 23, 8 p.m., $5, Gojjo, 4540 Baltimore Ave.,
scifiphilly.com.
by Shaun BradyA couple of generations removed from jazz's last claim to the title of
"popular music," it's inevitable that young musicians started out with
something that had a chance of getting played on the radio.
AvantSat., Aug. 22, 8 p.m., $
38.50, with K'Jon and Melonie Fiona, Keswick Theatre, 291 N. Keswick Ave., Glenside, 215-572-7650,
keswicktheatre.com.
by Deesha DyerUnfortunately for Avant, the R&B singer emerged at a time when the market was flooded with male voices.
Total Fucking DestructionThu., Aug. 20, 8 p.m., $5, with Cannabis Corpse and The Dark Lords of Stonehurst, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by A.D. Amorosi
When I heard Enucleation Records was putting out Peace, Love and Total Fucking Destruction on clear vinyl, I had my doubts.
Fizzing the GingerFour great ways to make your own ginger ale and one terrible one.
by Trey PoppIf you're a ginger ale lover, you may be surprised to find out just how easy it is
to make your own. If you're a hater, doing it yourself is the best way
to end up with something you actually want to drink.
Feed My Worried MindLeila Café
by David SnyderWhen Mohamad Kammoun explained to my table that he served "the best
falafel not just in Philadelphia, but possibly the world," I was a bit
skeptical.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Lauren FlemingBurpee's Harvest Festival | Third Anniversary Party at Bar Ferdinand | Farm-to-Table Tour and Dinner at Fork | Root Tasting Dinner at Alfa | Heirloom Tomato Festival at Terrain
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorTiffin etc. | Meritage | Verdad

Agenda Lead:
Femme FataleMaggie Cee and her troupe fiddle with gender roles.
by Kristen Humbert"I think for folks who haven’t necessarily thought about gender and
queer identity before, they might come away with a message about the
importance of finding your own voice and being yourself."
Agenda Picks:
John OliverWed., Aug. 26, 7:30 p.m., $20, Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001,
heliumcomedy.com.
by Chelsea Calhoun"I started doing [standup] straight after I left college in 1998, as I
thought it would be a terrifying thing to try. Turned out,
it was like being frightened to try heroin — trying it, and then
getting hooked on it for the rest of your life."

Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward: Old City's Forbidden Planett
by Felicia D'AmbrosioIf Zooey Deschanel and Marilyn Monroe had been college roommates,
their shared closet might've looked like the treasure chests hidden
underground at Old City's Forbidden Planett.
Agenda Picks:
Crafts for a CauseSun., Aug. 23, noon-6 p.m., free, Rotunda, 4014 Walnut St., 215-573-3234,
therotunda.org.
by Kyle PressThis fundraiser will bring in 30 vendors from the tri-state
area, who'll peddle items including LPs that've been recycled into
dishes, organic dog treats, vegan human treats and playful skirts and
brooches from local brand Chloe and Boo.
Drag Race Pub CrawlSat., Aug. 22, 5-10 p.m., $10 donation, starts at Woody's Bar & Restaurant, 202 S. 13th St., 215-609-5122,
phillygryphons.org.
by Lauren FlemingTo fund the gay-friendly team's trip to the 2010 Bingham Cup, they're throwing a gender-bending pub crawl.
The Dude Hates Cancer Bowling FundraiserSat., Aug. 22, 2 -9 p.m., free for spectators (bowling team registration is closed), North Bowl, 909 N. Second St., 215-238-2695; after-party, 8 p.m., $10, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684;
thedudehatescancer.com.
by Brion ShrefflerThe award for the bowling team that raises the most money is something The Dude would certainly approve of: $375 worth of booze.
The Real Housewives of PhiladelphiaFri., Aug. 21, 10 p.m., $10-$15, The Actors Center, 257 N. Third St., 215-253-4276,
phillyncrowd.com.
by Brion ShrefflerNow that local comedy troupe The N Crowd is basing its new act on upper-class housewives, Burberry shoppers may want toss their heels and run for
cover.