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Too Cool for ShulRabbi/band leader Menachem Schmidt has seen Philly's Lubavitch community grow to new heights. But is its progressive orthodoxy too good to be true?
by Andrew ThompsonTo enter the world of Chabad-Lubavitch in Philadelphia is to enter a
world of paradox, where orthodoxy holds hands with progressivism,
traditionalism with liberalism, rock music with Hebrew hymns. No one embodies this more, or has done more to make the paradox more paradoxical, than Rabbi Schmidt.

Editor's Letter:
Storm BrewingThese rain barrels sound fascinating. Tell me more!
by Brian HowardThey're essentially big containers that you connect to a home's
downspout for collecting rainwater. That water can then be used to
irrigate gardens, window boxes, street trees or lawns. The idea is to reduce the burden on the city's sewer system
during what water people like to call "rain events."
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"I read your article in support of Michael Vick and all I have to say is ... boo hoo hoo."

Loose Canon:
Hot Roofs, Cool Jobs"This isn't right," thinks Natasha, as the joists accept more and more insulation.
by Bruce SchimmelFor Natasha, blue blizzards and other odd occurrences are not
uncommon. She works for the Energy Coordinating Agency, a nonprofit
that's been doing thermal makeovers on challenging homes for 25 years.
The Health Hazard Next DoorMy neighbor's house, infested and garbage-filled, has been condemned. But nobody will do anything about it.
by John DavidsonAfter a short pause, I said: "Well, I think I smell a dead body over there." I thought I heard the operator sigh. "All right, we'll send a unit over."
A Million StoriesA memorial for "Our Unknown Neighbor" | Christine Flowers, Obama defender? | A karaoke singer who can actually sing

Sports:
It's the Bullpen, Stupid by E. James BealeIf Cliff Lee keeps pitching like a souped-up Henry Rowengartner,
maybe Lidge and Co. won't even be able to get on the field come playoff
time. But that doesn't mean the bullpen's return to form wouldn't help.
A lot.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiOK: Who doesn't love seeing peeps you've avoided since 1986?
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Art:
Get a RoomAt the Art Hotel, residents earn their keep with their work, not their wallets.
by Holly OtterbeinThe Art Hotel's guests carry out their free, two-week artist
residencies in a quite unusual way: Rather than live in a separate
building, or at least in separate rooms than the founders, they set up
camp in the very townhouse we're chatting in.
Full Exposure:
Digi SnapsJohn Vettese sees what develops
by John VetteseWhen Sarah Stolfa drew up a call for work to show
at the opening of her new photography space, she included only one,
very deliberate criterion: The artists had to be from Philadelphia.
KaleidoscopePatton Oswalt | Saudia Arabia, Levee Drivers, The Beekeepers | Monk | Zoe Strauss
Taking WoodstockCity Paper Grade: C+
by Cindy FuchsAng Lee's movie revisits the familiar Summer of Love fiction without much in the way of complication or investigation.
The Crying ClownPatton Oswalt talks fandom, Philly and drama.
by Molly Eichel"People literally treat movies like they're their teams. They treat
filmmakers like they know them — 'Oh, I think he's really going to pull
it out this time.' They get into the lives of their heroes."
Discworld by Sam AdamsPlay Time | Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles | Dollhouse | Battlestar Galactica | more ...
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.
No SatisfactionPissed Jeans just want to live. Won't you let them live?
by John Vettese"People are going to hear what they want to hear." Care to elaborate? No? Damn.
Aid or Invade:
VNV Nation!There's a little thing called an "Oxford comma," fellas.
by Rodney AnonymousIf you're already a fan of VNV Nation, then Of Faith, Power and Glory
provides everything you'd expect from one of their
CDs: wonderful buzzy bass lines, swooshing synths, and pleasantly
pounding percussion.
Music Picks:
Delaware Valley Bluegrass Festival by Mary ArmstrongThe acts at the DVBF with the most recognizable names have had hits on
the country stations, but rest assured you won't hear anything that
leaves you wondering if the format flipped to soft rock.
John FlynnSat., Aug. 29, 7:30 p.m., $15, Tin Angel, 20 S. Second St., 215-928-0770,
tinangel.com.
by Mary ArmstrongFlynn will be raising funds for post-traumatic stress disorder at the launch of America's Waiting.
An American ChineseFri., Aug. 28, 9 p.m., $10, with Savoir Adore, The Armchairs and Grandchildren, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
johnnybrendas.com.
by John VetteseOn their Panic Pilgrim EP, local faves An American Chinese were
largely in a nomadic folksy storytelling mood (best exemplified by the
subdued bounce of "Blaine Wiggins, Failed Magician").
Oh! PearsFri., Aug. 28, 9:30 p.m., $5, Sparta Philharmonic, Onward Revival and Touch & Taste, Tritone, 1508 South St., 2155450475,
tritonebar.com.
by John VetteseIf ProTools is afflicting musicians with laziness, Corey Duncan has avoided the epidemic.
LemonadeFri., Aug. 28, 8 p.m., $5, with Cale Parks, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanSan Francisco's Lemonade are true 21st-century maximalists, snatching up nearly every hip stylistic strain of the late-'00s.
The Sweet ScienceWe know ice cream can be savory ... but can it be hot?
by A.D. Amorosi"Feta ice cream was not one of our better ideas."
Not So Smokin'Smokin' Betty's
by Trey PoppUnfortunately, the problem with a shotgun-spray approach to food is that
even if a few pellets hit the bull's-eye, a lot more are bound to miss
the target altogether.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Lauren FlemingTop Chef Wednesdays at 10 Arts | Philly-4-NOLA Shrimp Boil | Concert and Dinner at Shofuso | Chef John Blanchet at Foster's | Sake Sunday at World Café Live
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorThe Cupcake Truck | Koo Zee Doo | Le Cochon Noir | Loie | Zama | APO Bar + Lounge

Agenda Lead:
Hack NoA new DIY venue strives to set itself apart from the crowd.
by Holly OtterbeinHive76 is now open 24 hours a day, seven days a week for top-level
members, boasts a paying membership of about 10 people, and even holds
workshops for outsiders — but only once a month, of course.

Last ChanceCatch It or Regret It
by Holly OtterbeinPhiladelphia and Its Manufactures: 1859 & 2009 | Frenz | Pennsylvania Sizzler
Agenda Picks:
Words In Your FaceSat., Aug. 29, 7 p.m., $5-$500, Studio 34, 4522 Baltimore Ave., 215- 387-3434,
studio34yoga.com.
by Carlene MajorinoTo raise funds for this completely DIY project, Troeder's holding a fundraiser complete with bands, a DJ
and spoken word.
Unfolding Identities: Chapters Of SelfSat., Aug. 29, 3:30-5:30 p.m., A-Space, 4722 Baltimore Ave., 215-727-0882,
the-aspace.org; 8-10 p.m., Yoga Sutra, 1401 Walnut St., 215-640-0909,
yogasutraphilly.com.
by Kristen HumbertTo interact with books, many of us scribble in their margins — but stop there. This summer, more than 20 local trans people went a step further — by painting, drawing and reworking what they read for this one-day exhibit.
TrickadelphiaFri., Aug. 28, noon-4 p.m. and 7-11 p.m.; Sat., Aug. 29, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. and 7-11 p.m.; Aug. 30, noon-4 p.m.
by Brion ShrefflerThese sessions include a number of trick showcases —
and there isn't a flexibility requirement for spectating.
Michael Jackson Birthday CelebrationFri., Aug. 28, 8:30 p.m.; Sat., Aug. 29, 1 p.m.; $20 each, Society Hill Dance Academy, 409 S. Second St., 215-574-3574,
societyhilldance.com.
by Lauren FlemingWe've been mourning the King of Pop long enough.
Comic Energy's 10th AnniversaryThu., Sept. 3, 9 p.m., $10-$12, Rembrandt's, 741 N. 23rd St., 215-274-5491,
comicenergy.com.
by Kristen HumbertTen years later, Comic Energy is one in the city's sea of sketch groups.