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September 3rd, 2009 other issues :
One LessFour choreographers imagine a world without [fill in the blank].
by Deni KasrelTIDE is inspired by Cario and Bazell's interest in
eco-psychology, the study of how humans' well-being is directly tied to
the Earth — and vice versa.
Range LifePig Iron cowboys up in Yuba City.
by A.D. AmorosiThe characters have names and identities, but Yuba's toying with
archetypes — the cowboy-philosopher, the vagrant, the alien-seeker, the
fussing fighting couple — all seemingly in a tug-of-war with no battle
ever won or lost.
All AtwitterArtists set their sites on a virtual audience.
by Shaun BradyThe unprecedented balance of intimacy and anonymity has captivated
local artists to such an extent that no fewer than four of the shows in
this year's Live Arts/Fringe are wrestling with social media in some way.
Bike Part Art ShowOngoing (closing party/auction Sept. 18, 7 p.m.), free, Studio 34, 4522 Baltimore Ave.
by Kyle PressFor the seventh year in a row, Neighborhood Bike Works invited local
artists to rummage through their scrap pile and see what treasures they
could create.
EverymanSept. 4-6 and 13, 8 p.m.; Sept. 11-12, 10 p.m.; $15, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St.
by Lauren F. FriedmanFor this updated adaptation of Everyman, audiences should come prepared to follow actors
throughout the First Unitarian Church.
Green Up Your ActFringe vet Thaddeus Phillips goes Off the Grid.
by K. Ross HoffmanInspired by the venue-rotation system of the Edinburgh Fringe, OFF THE
GRID features four very different shows and functions like a microcosm
of the larger festival.
Best of the FestLive Arts/Fringe picks from City Paper staff
7(X1) Samurai | Activity Book | The Brothers Flanagan | The Chairs | Cirque-ular | Citizen Paine | Clean Sheets | DaDaDa | Desert of Hallways | Dumb Show | Fefu and Her Friends | Fractured FairyTales | Happy Hour | How Theater Failed America/The Last Cargo Cult | InFlux | Insomnaeria | Like, So Totally '80s | MEELEY, or The Fun of It | Monsters of Podcasting/The Sound of Young America LIVE! | Muralmorphosis | Nuda Veritas | Operetta | Phuk What Ya Heard! | Postcards from the Woods | Rare Bird Show | Realm of the Unreal: the Vivian Requiem | Something with Wings | Teenager: Anne Frank | Tongue & Groove | Trade the Remount | Urban Scuba | The Waitstaff Sells Out | Wake Up Philadelphia! | Wawapalooza 3: The Dark Roast | Zombie! The Musical
Charlotte's WebPig Iron's newest collaborator fits right in.
by A.D. Amorosi"Right now, I'm playing Priscilla, a legally blind cowgirl; Ronnie, a
cashier with a mean streak and an underbite; and Sharon, a
shit-kicking, mulleted divorcée doomed to an eternal lovers' spat."
Slant:
Call in the Crash CartEveryone should share some blame for the health care fiasco.
by David FarisNo other wealthy, advanced democracy
features a health care system with such a combination of mind-boggling
administrative waste, naked avarice and crushing indifference to the
plight of the poor.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Is it hot in here? Or am I just dressed like it's 19th-century Poland."

Loose Canon:
Compost in the CityIt's not an entirely unpleasant scent, if you like kimchi.
by Bruce SchimmelLuke and Woody run a new neighborhood compost facility in the heart of West Philly. Two or three times a
week, they dig into three warm piles with pitchforks and shovels —
straining the back and stimulating the nose.
Avenue on IceCan a teen-run water ice stand help Point Breeze remember its entrepreneurial past?
by Andrew ThompsonNo, a single water ice stand isn't going to stop the flood of dollars
out of the community, and the main purpose is purely educational — but
Sweets' organizers hope the little stand has symbolic power, as well.
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWithout having to get into my August's mourning, I thought that Philly
could wrap up this cruelest of summers without further passings. Then DJ AM died and the crashing doom of Monk's fire escape hit and I'm wishing fall in Philadelphia would come and blow the sadness away.
A Million StoriesGot change for a state-issued food voucher? | A musician can finally hear
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
First Friday FocusLori Hill's First Friday Hit List
by Lori HillMariginal Utility | Wexler Gallery
KaleidoscopeMatthew Sweet and Susanna Hoffs | The Final Destination 3D | Benjy Ferree | Rebecca Rutstein
ExtractCity Paper Grade: C
by Drew LazorWith Extract, Judge steers his signature cynicism away from
hicks or hippies or straight-up morons, focusing instead on an
archetype that no one knew needed a punch in the nuts — the
small-business owner.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.
What About Bobcat?Bobcat Goldthwait on the rebirth of his career.
by Shaun Brady"I hate this character. I hate the persona. So I started performing out
of character. Sometimes it goes well, and sometimes there's people in
Des Moines yelling, 'Do the voice!'"

Suite Spot:
The Wire"We did add a love interest. I guess I'm just a hopeless romantic."
by Peter Burwasser"Vigue describes the action: "Blondin performs his famous French Cook
feat, where, dressed like a chef, he walks the highwire with a
contraption that enables him to cook omelettes, and then lower them to
VIPs on the Maid of the Mist, far below the wire in the Niagara River."
Hype BeastDoes the buzzed-about P.Y.T. deliver on the burger front?
by Trey PoppWant a free meal? Start a food blog and Up might invite you for one.
Want a free beer? Subscribe to his Twitter feed and he might tweet you
a virtual voucher. Or just beat his high score on P.Y.T.'s Ms. Pac-Man machine.
Sips in SpaceOyster House bartender Katie Loeb fixes us a fictional drink.
by Felicia D' AmbrosioIt's "like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."
What's CookingGet Out!
by Erin SzrankowskiSecond Annual Mass Grape Stomp | Memphis Taproom Mystery Beer Weekend | So Long to Summer Food Tour | wear sports apparel, get free Chick-fil-A | First Person Arts Hosts Edible World Food Tour
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorVillage Whiskey | Fond | Marigold Kitchen

Agenda Lead:
Grin and Bare ItAre you ready to bike in your birthday suit?
by Brian Howard"If you are worried about going completely naked, if you fear possible legal scuffles, don't go completely naked. Body paint can do wonders to disguise a little nudity. Try a sock. Even a little tape can do the trick."
Agenda Picks:
Generating: An Urban Storytelling SeriesTue., Sept. 8, 7 p.m., free, Mugshots CoffeeHouse & Café, 2106 Fairmount Ave., 267-514-7145,
gasandelectricarts.org by Morgan DavisAttendees can swap their family's tales with others, all in the cozy atmosphere of a café.
From Washington to WaterlooSat.-Mon., Sept. 5-7, 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m., free with $13.50-$17.50 admission, National Constitution Center, 525 Arch St., 215-409-6700,
constitutioncenter.org by Brion ShrefflerDespite the nonthreatening white tights, Napoleon was one heck of a military leader.

Shopping Spree:
SA VA Opening by Felicia D' AmbrosioA homegrown sensibility informs SA VA's inventory, 65 percent of
which is made in-house. Collections, all in women's sizes 2 to 16, are
sorted by events.
Agenda Picks:
Hardcourt Bicycle Polo World ChampionshipsSat., Sept. 5, 9 a.m.-8 p.m., free to watch, Cohox Recreation Center, Cedar and Cambria streets; Sun., Sept. 6, 9 a.m.-9 p.m., free to watch, Cione Recreation Center, Lehigh and Aramingo streets,
hardcourtbicyclepolofederation.com by Holly OtterbeinIf you're not familiar with the sport, it's like regular polo, but played without a horse and usually on a basketball court.
Dracula's BallSat., Sept. 5, 8 p.m.-2 a.m., Shampoo Nightclub, 7th and Willow streets, 215-477-5161,
draculasball.com by Kristen HumbertTen years before Edward Cullen sent teenage hearts aflutter, fang fans were traveling to Philly to attend Dracula's Ball.
Punk Rock Dating GameFri., Sept. 4, 9:30 p.m., $3, Tritone, 1508 South St., 215-545-0475,
tritonebar.com by Kristen HumbertIf Match.com, JDate and Missed Connections are too mainstream for your taste, Psydde Delicious' dating event for punks might just pierce your fancy.