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October 8th, 2009 other issues :
Children of the SwordHow one man sired a legion of Philly freaks.
by Bill Meagher for another accomplishment. Almost
single-handedly, Red Stuart, who at 58 is the world's oldest active
sword-swallower, has helped bring to Philadelphia one of the country's most
up-and-coming sideshow scenes.
FeedbackWhat You Say
"Frankly, I'm tired of these trust fund hippies who have nothing better
to do with their time than jet around the world to lodge protests that
nobody pays attention to."
Populism and ProprietyDon Argott's ballad of the Barnes Foundation hits the silver screen.
by Julia HarteAs The Art of the Steal travels to festivals around the world, the film is
likely to stir a fundamental debate about the propriety of commercial
art museums and the ethics of private art collections. Ultimately, it
begs a single underlying question: Who should control access to a
collection of art as highly valued and historic as the Barnes?

Sports:
Do It Again?Predictions for the Phillies' 2009 postseason.
by E. James BealeIn October, you can't hit off the ladies tees.

The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
A Million StoriesOutFest facing out-of-state competition | What will happen to the nebulous "school budgets" line item?
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiSay nice words about South Street and the blocks will blossom like a stack of Rib-It blooming onions.

Art:
Man Behind the MasksGenre-buster Jun Kaneko flies in the face of convention.
by A.D. AmorosiThere's power, curvaceous sensuality, grace and fluidity in all that
Kaneko does, regardless of the material or concept, regardless of the
outlet.
Theater Review:
Is It Ironic?Curtain Call: Happy Days
by David Anthony FoxThere's no doubting the historical importance of Happy Days, Beckett's modernist masterpiece. But it's difficult for contemporary audiences to connect with Winnie's plight.
Arts Picks:
Busby BerkeleyWed., Oct. 14, 6:30 p.m. lecture, free, Institute of Contemporary Art, 118 S. 36th St., 215-898-7108,
icaphila.org; 8 p.m. screening, $8, International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-387-5125,
ihousephilly.org.
by Molly EichelBusby Berkeley's choreography is like watching geometry in motion.
Theater Review:
Educated JestCurtain Call: Humor Abuse
by David Anthony FoxIf there's one thing that strikes fear in my tiny critic's heart, it's
a clown. And memoirs where kids tearfully forgive their errant parents.
Art:
TimberLandThe Wood Turning Center splinters off from tradition including its own.
by Deni KasrelThe full scope of the show exemplifies an approach to art in which
the goal is to continually seek new possibilities. The same may be said
of the Center itself.
Shelf Life:
Identity CrisesUnder the Covers with Justin Bauer
by Justin BauerThe German Mujahid | Cockroach | Blame | Await Your Reply
KaleidoscopeR. Kelly | The Pierced Arrows | DJ Spooky | Rachel Grimes and Sarah Cahill
Arts Picks:
Philadelphia OpenStudio Tours by Scott YorkoIf you feel stabbed in the back by the proposed state arts tax, soothe
the pain with part two of this year's Philadelphia Open Studio Tours — it's free and it's everywhere.
Rigidigidim De Bamba De: Ruptured CalypsoThu.-Sat., Oct. 8-10, 8 p.m., $25, Painted Bride, 230 Vine St., 215-925-9914,
paintedbride.org.
by Deni KasrelYou can move from one place to another, but some things remain no matter what.
Energy & MatterOpening reception Fri., Oct. 9, 6-9 p.m., free, exhibit through Nov. 8, Twenty-Two Gallery, 236 S. 22nd St., 215-772-1911, twenty-
twogallery.com.
by Julia WestThe idea of finding movement in stationary subjects is clearly a common
factor in the work of local artists Bonnie Schorske and Diane Podolsky.
The Boys are BackCity Paper Grade: B-
by Molly EichelWe get it — Joe's a guy's guy. But has he never washed a dish before?
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.

Hang The DJ:
Flame OnThe Flaming Lips' Embryonic
by J. Edward KeyesAt some point over the course of the last 10 years, the Flaming Lips went from being weird to being Weird.
Music Picks:
Hope Sandoval & The Warm InventionsTue., Oct. 13, 8 p.m., $18, with Dirt Blue Gene, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 866-468-7619,
r5productions.com.
by Patrick RapaIt's been eight years since her last record, but the ex-Mazzy Star frontsiren can do the woozy-pretty thing in her sleep.
Third Man TrioTue., Oct. 13, 8 p.m., $12, Fleisher/Ollman Gallery, 1616 Walnut St., Ste. 100,
arsnovaworkshop.org.
by Shaun BradyIt's been more than 10 years since Trio Clusone
last graced the world with its playful, abstract-swing Dada-jazz.
Thee Oh SeesSun., Oct. 11, 9 p.m., $5, with Golden Triangle, Love City, Reading Rainbow and Weatherbox, Danger Danger Gallery, 5013 Baltimore Ave.,
myspace.com/dangerdangergallery.
by John VetteseJohn Dwyer's oral fixation can only be satisfied with instruments.
Kraak & Smaak/Fort Knox FiveSat., Oct. 10, 9 p.m., $15-$18, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by A.D. AmorosiWhen DC's Fort Knox Five and Holland's Kraak & Smaak lead the charge, nobody gets off the dancefloor alive.
TarbabySat., Oct. 10, 8 and 10 p.m., $20, Chris' Jazz Café, 1421 Sansom St., 215-568-3131,
chrisjazzcafe.com.
by Shaun BradyTarbaby's eponymous debut is a short, sharp kick of no-fooling-around attitude.
Le LoupSat., Oct. 10, 7:30 p.m., $10, with Nurses, Kungfu Necktie, 1248 N. Front St., 866-468-7619,
r5productions.com.
by Patrick RapaThe new album, Family (Hardly Art), even rocks, rocks hard, in a mushroomy, haunted bonfire kinda way.
Cuong Vu QuartetSat., Oct. 10, 8 p.m., $10, with Planet-Y, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun BradyVu's His latest exists
in a hazy cloud of jazz, rock and electronica influences, an expansive
vision that is consistently gorgeous even at its edgiest.
Lou BarlowFri., Oct. 9, 9 p.m., $28, with Dinosaur Jr. and Bob Mould, TLA, 334 South St., 215-922-1011,
livenation.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanFor a mopey introvert, Lou Barlow has accomplished a hell of a lot.


Clef ClubOne good thing about music: It inspired Sonata.
by David SnyderAlthough the kitchen does hit a few sour notes, Tropea demonstrates
an ability to orchestrate simple ingredients into sophisticated,
satisfying compositions.
In a TiffTiffin etc.
by Trey PoppEven if I can live without the etcetera, Tiffin's still got my tongue for the rest.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Erin Mae SzrankowskiBuns & Beers at Chifa | Taste Local! Wine, Chocolate and Cheese | Philly Neighborhood Food Week | "It's All in the Glass" Whiskey Tasting | Beans-N-Screens at Metropolitan Bakery
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorMidAtlantic | Koo Zee Doo | fish

Agenda Lead:
On a Rule BenderPhiladelphia Fashion Week strives to be nothing like its predecessors.
by Julia WestIt's not the brightest time for Philly business owners: Jobs have evaporated, local stores have closed and residents are stripping their budgets of all luxuries. In other words, it might be the perfect time for the city to host its first-ever Philadelphia Fashion Week.

Peer-to-PeerBrian James Kirk Geeks Out
by Brian James KirkVideo Games Live | Ready>Run | Ignite Philly 4
Agenda Picks:
On the OutsYour Guide To OutFest 2009
by Josh MiddletonOpening Workout | Penis-Shaped Bagel Eating Contest | Pet Zone | Benefit Concert for Giovanni's Room
Philadelphia Asian American Film FestivalFri.-Sun., Oct. 9-11, various times and locations, $4.99-$45, phillyasianfilmfest.org.
by Molly EichelBarring two stoners with a jonesin' for White Castle, think about the
last time you saw an Asian-American in the lead of a mainstream movie.
Patton OswaltSat., Oct. 10, 8 p.m., $29.50, Keswick Theatre, 291 N. Keswick Ave., Glenside, 215-572-1350,
keswicktheatre.com.
by A.D. AmorosiIt's harder to be mind-bendingly funnier about stuff like Mesopotamian cuneiform script when you're bringing in bucks.
Men's MezzOpening Sat., Oct. 10, 11 a.m.-8 p.m., 1225 Walnut St., 215-627-0461,
thephagshop.com.
by Nicole Saylor"Not everyone has the need to purchase pillows as much as they would a new belt and scarf."
Philadelphia Motorcycle ShowFri., Oct. 9, 4 p.m.-9 p.m.; Sat., Oct. 10, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.; Sun., Oct. 11, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; $5-$36, Philadelphia Expo Center, 100 Station Ave., Oaks, 856-626-3226,
phillyexpos.com.
by Nicole SaylorIts lineup seeks to appeal to both Harley fanboys and BMX bikers.