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November 19th, 2009 other issues :
The Man Who Brought Philadelphia to Its KneesThe SEPTA strike, according to Willie Brown.
by Jeffrey C. Billman and Isaiah ThompsonSince the union boss said so little to the press during the strike, we thought it was high time to find out why. On Nov. 12, City Paper sat with Willie Brown for nearly two hours inside his North Second Street offices.

Loose Canon:
Philly's Couch ProblemLocal design costs less to maintain.
by Bruce SchimmelNo matter how many throw rugs and designer tchotchkes you buy, if you
have a ratty couch, your living room will always look like a dump. The same for holds true for Philly and its bus shelters.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Maybe you should spend five years ruminating on how big a douchebag you look like for writing that article."
Medical TouristA Penn grad student seeks an experimental stem-cell treatment in China that he can't get here.
by Julia HarteIf Ford successfully raises the money on his own, he'll be just one
in a nationwide pool of "stem-cell tourists" — Americans who leave
their homeland to seek adult stem-cell treatment that doctors are too
skeptical, unwilling or (according to advocates) simply intimidated to
perform here.

Man Overboard!:
I, IshmaelFinding fallacy in the SEPTA strike.
by Isaiah ThompsonThere's this part in Moby Dick — bear with me — where Captain Ahab whips his crew into booze-fueled cheers to kill the white whale.

A Million Stories
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiAs a mean-ass arbiter of a culture that awards everything, I usually can't celebrate celebration.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Re-View:
Life as a HouseRobin Rice on Visual Art: Treacy Ziegler: Before an Ocean
by Robin RiceLike the gallery itself, Ziegler's paintings are approachable and have an integrity that rewards thought.
Arts Picks:
Adam GopnikTue., Nov. 24, 7:30 p.m., $14, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341,
freelibrary.org.
by A.D. AmorosiPhiladelphia's loss may have been Montreal's gain, but locally born Adam Gopnik writes as if he never left.
Jim Brossy: Left Behind by Lauren SeibertIt's the grit and grunge of city life that intrigue Jim Brossy.
Dance:
Something GoodDANCE REVIEW: Fräulein Maria
by Deni KasrelThe show is clever from the opening number, where swaths of fabric
suggest the verdant, hilly locale of the movie version for this Rodgers
and Hammerstein classic.
KaleidoscopeBalletX | Too Tuff | Deadmau5 | Monty Python Almost the Truth: The Lawyer's Cut
Arts Picks:
Virsky Ukrainian National Dance Co.Sun., Nov. 22, 3 p.m., $29-$62, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999,
kimmelcenter.org.
by Janet AndersonThe Ukrainians are coming, and in full force all stamping, jumping and playing musical instruments at the Kimmel.
FalstaffSat., Nov. 21, 7:30 p.m., $45, Central Bucks South High School, 1100 Folly Road, Warrington; Mon., Nov. 23, 7:30 p.m., $48, Haverford School, 450 W. Lancaster Ave., Haverford; 215-735-1685,
avaopera.org.
by Peter BurwasserEven when Giuseppe Verdi was not directly adopting Shakespeare for the
operatic stage, his work was Shakespearean in dramatic depth and
characterization.
Creepy Puppet FilmsFri., Nov. 20, 8 p.m., $7, Moore College of Art & Design, 1920 Race St., 215-965-4099,
thesecretcinema.com.
by Molly EichelThe title says it all. Puppets? Fucking creepy.
RashômonCity Paper Grade: A-
by Sam AdamsAkira Kurosawa's four-way account of a man's murder, re-released on a
new print, has become so associated with its central device that it requires an effort to see it
only for itself.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Share the LandLocal folkie Joshua Marcus gets technical in his plea for environmental justice.
by John VetteseThe songs on Joshua Marcus' new album are preceded by interviews with the subjects who inspired them.
Music Picks:
N'dambiTue., Nov. 24, 8 p.m., $11-$13, with Natural Selection, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by Tisha KlineIf you've slept on N'dambi, it's time to wake up.
It's the Year 1989Wed., Nov. 25, 9 p.m., $7, hosted by Reef the Lost Cauze, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
johnnybrendas.com.
by Tisha KlineDJs Emynd and Bo Bliz, curators of high-energy year-themed parties,
will be packing the club and playing all hip-hop and pop hits from
1989.
Suite Spot:
Conductivity by Peter BurwasserThe return of Riccardo Muti to Philadelphia always makes a splash.
Music Picks:
Shot x ShotMon., Nov. 23, 8 p.m., $5, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun BradyArs Nova Workshop's Composer Portrait concerts have been illuminating
experiences, emphasizing the vision of some of modern jazz's greatest
figures.
Tim HeckerSat., Nov. 21, 7:30 p.m., $12 with Aidan Baker, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanAs we inch into the frostier months, it's an apt time for the glacial,
richly enveloping abstract drone music that Montrealer Tim Hecker has
made his stock-in-trade for nearly a decade now.
JokerFri., Nov. 20, 9 p.m., $12-$15, with Nomad, L-Vis 1990, Bok-Bok, Kingdom, DJ Sega, Dirty South Joe, Flufftronix and Lady Prowl, Mad Decent Mausoleum, 531 N. 12th St.,
radsummer.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanAs dubsteppers go, 20-year-old Liam McLean (aka Bristol producer Joker)
seems nearly as focused on sparking dancefloors as he is on inducing
woozy, head-nodding hypnosis.
Hamiet Bluiett/Kahil El'Zabar by Shaun BradyIt's a meeting of two of the most influential regional collectives in
free jazz history both born of the relatively barren Midwest when
these two join forces.
Percy MeWhere there's smoke, there's Philly's first Texas barbecue joint.
by Drew LazorThe challenge, at least in the eyes of these restaurateurs, is twofold
— endearing Philadelphians to this specific style of cooking, where
meat is encouraged to be capital-letter MEAT; and putting in the work necessary to ensure they don't cause
the Texas pit bosses of yore to roll over in their smoke-stained
graves.
Father's DayPaul BYOB
by Trey PoppPaul opened this summer with no fanfare, but there’s ambition burning
in the kitchen. Often that leads to a fussy show of sparks. Here it
kindles nothing but cozy warmth.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Erin Mae SzrankowskiThomas Keller at Williams-Sonoma | Thanksgiving at Down Home Diner | Second Annual Greensgrow Whole Hog Event | Thanksgiving Supper at Supper | 8th Annual Taste of Success
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorHawthornes | Vietnam Café | Green Aisle Grocery | Percy Street Barbecue | Good Food Market

Agenda Lead:
Strapped for CashWhy won't anyone take money donated by the fetish ball?
by Kristen HumbertThese fetishists are quite giving. All ball
proceeds, typically totaling more than $10,000, have gone to
local charities, including Action AIDS, MANNA and the Woodhull Freedom
Foundation. Regardless of the fetish ball's raison d'être, each charity
has taken the money — until now.

Last ChanceCatch it or regret it
by Holly OtterbeinThe Clay Studio | 2424 Studios
Agenda Picks:
Harry Potter and the Magical Muggle MuseumSun., Nov. 22, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., free with $6-$10 admission, University of Pennsylvania Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology, 3260 South St., 215-898-4890,
museum.upenn.edu.
by Lauren SeibertThis third annual festival brings the wizarding world to life: Visitors
can play Quidditch on the lawn, attempt O.W.L. exams, design wands and even walk though a life-size re-creation of Diagon Alley.
Pop RevisitedSun., Nov. 22, 7 p.m., $15, Tin Angel, 20 S. Second St., 215-928-0978,
tinangel.com.
by Lauren SeibertHer performance cycles through a mix of hit songs to piece together a
love story, while his pays homage to forgotten pop from the '90s.
Tellabration 2009 by Julia WestIt takes cajones to be an good storyteller. Each
year, Tellabration is celebrated to honor these brave
souls and their fans.
Cut The Craft! by Julia WestBills decided to invite only crafters who make sustainable goods, including clothing, jewelry and artwork, to his show.
PhilconFri., Nov. 20, 6 p.m.-mid.; Sat., Nov. 21, 10 a.m.-mid.; Sun., Nov., 22, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.; $25-$60, Crowne Plaza Hotel, 2349 W. Marlton Pike, Cherry Hill,
philcon.org.
by Nicole SaylorPhilcon, an annual conference held by the Philadelphia Science Fiction Society, tips its hat to all of sci-fi's offshoots.