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December 10th, 2009 other issues :
The Rehab WarsCan a radical nun and a house full of junkies save Philadelphia from drug addiction?
by Isaiah ThompsonAt the heart of New Jerusalem is its unlikely founder and director, Sister Margaret McKenna —"Sister Margaret," as she's known. Seventy-nine years old, with a penchant for knitted sweaters and a warm, grandmotherly voice that erupts occasionally into disarming cackles, "radical" might not be the first word you'd use to describe her. But Sister Margaret, a member of the order of Medical Mission Sisters for more than a half-century, is not your average nun.

Editor's Letter:
Habits, Kicked by Brian HowardFor instance, you can, if you so desire and are adequately capitalized, go buy a cheap house and ... start an addiction recovery revolution. No license required. Just junkies, which the city seems to have plenty of.

Loose Canon:
Evil that Google Doeth"Don't do evil" isn't good enough for journalism.
by Bruce SchimmelI felt violated. As a professional journalist, it was worse than being robbed. I felt betrayed. Spying on my moves and sucking out my thoughts, my cyber-spider had become a vampire.
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You Can't Fight City HallDisappointed in Michael Nutter, good government activist Brett Mandel checks out of Philly politics.
by Andrew ThompsonMandel's campaign was his final hurrah of Philadelphia crusading, his last resort after abdicating his position as the executive director of Philadelphia Forward, an organization that started in 2004 as a tax-reform advocacy group, but grew to oppose the whole gamut of Philly waste.
Smarty Pants:
This Lousy Compromise by David FarisSo now, casual political observer, you're probably frustrated, and perhaps a bit mystified by this tendency of our system to produce middling, ineffective laws that please precisely no one. The median voter theorem (MVT) is your prime suspect.

Man Overboard!:
Socialism!What health care and Comcast have in common.
by Isaiah ThompsonIf the Republicans can't convince you that cheap is bad, try Comcast.

A Million Stories
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Art:
The Lizard KingsTweaked and polished, Pig Iron's Obie-winner comes home to roost.
by A.D. Amorosi"Pig Iron's very familiar with an audience almost getting our work," says Sugg during rehearsals for this month's revamped production of writer Robert Quillen "Quill" Camp's Chekhov Lizardbrain
Kaleidoscope2010 Mutter Museum Calendar | Glorytellers | The women of Up in the Air | The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2009
Shelf Life:
Stay PositiveUnder the Covers with Justin Bauer
by Justin BauerIn Cory Doctorow's future, the geeks actually have inherited the Earth.
Arts Picks:
The NutcrackerDec. 12-31, $24-$129, Academy of Music, 1420 Locust St., 215-551-7000,
paballet.org.
by Janet AndersonBack off, D.C.: This show — the only local Nutcracker directly linked through Balanchine to the 1892 Tchaikovsky original — is one we'd like to keep for ourselves.
NaughtyOpening reception Fri., Dec. 11, 5-8 p.m., through Dec. 31, AxD Gallery, 265 S. 10th St., 215-627-6250, a-x-d.com.
by Josh MiddletonThe nearly-30-piece collection, a loose interpretation of The Night Before Christmas, follows "Nick" and all his bits and pieces as he does the nasty with a bunch of dudes on Christmas Eve.
Leah Stein Dance Co.Sat.-Sun., Dec. 12-13, 7:30 p.m., $10, Susan Hess Modern Dance, 2030 Sansom St., 215-438-2623,
leahsteindance.org.
by Shaun BradyBut with In Retrospect, the company enters an even more unexpected space — a dance studio.
This Is The Week That IsThrough Jan. 3, $20-$35, Plays & Players Theatre, 1714 Delancey St., 215-592-9560,
1812productions.org.
by Mark Cofta"Back by popular demand" is often hyperbole, but not regarding This Is the Week That Is: The New Administration, the fourth installment of 1812 Productions' comedic skewering of current events.
Doré and GreyFri., Dec. 11, 9 p.m., $15-$20, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-922-6888,
doreandgrey.com.
by A.D. Amorosi"We wanted a performance that included all the elements we love in a show: an exciting space, a good story, quality acting, great music ... and a cocktail."
Space 1026 Art AuctionFri., Dec. 11, 7-10 p.m., free, 1026 Arch St., second floor,
space1026.com.
by A.D. AmorosiDonations have been pouring through the gallery's big mail slot every few hours, says artist/publisher/co-organizer Alex Lukas, and this year's work is of the highest caliber he's ever seen.
Consciously CollectiveArchive Fever 1.0 explores how four filmmakers redefine our visual history.
by Shaun BradyDerrida's piece, and its ensuing ramifications, have sparked a
fascinating new series devised by Film @ International House curator
Robert Cargni.
InvictusCity Paper Grade: B
by Shaun BradyThe standard narrative regarding Clint Eastwood's career is that its
violence-condemning latter half has been one long, triumphant atonement
for the violence-glorifying first half.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.
All Over the MapA Sunny Day in Glasgow's Ben Daniels finds new pop gloom on the other side of the planet.
by A.D. AmorosiBen Daniels is on a journey. Since he started A Sunny Day in Glasgow in
2005, the songwriter-guitarist has moved from West Philly to Canada to
Australia.
Wintry MixesRating the sounds of this holiday season. Run, Rudolph. Don't Look Back.
by Patrick RapaIt's the holidays. Relax.
Box Sets"Very possibly the most overdue box set in the history of set boxing."
Reconsider Me:
Cut AboveThe Slits' Trapped Animal
by M.J. FineWhy would The Slits resurface now, 28 years after their last album was met with indifference?
One Track Mind:
Hot Guts"Did You Not Go to the Dance Alone?"
by John VetteseMy first thought, of course, is "Bela Lugosi's Dead."
Music Picks:
Carry The FireSun., Dec. 13, 6 p.m., $24, with Toy Soldiers, Drink Up Buttercup, George Stanford (featuring members of Townhall), Birdie Busch, The Blood Feathers, The Great Unknown, Cowmuddy, Fantasy Square Garden, Hezekiah Jones, Chris Kasper, Lady, Joshua Park, Spinning Leaves and Aunt Pat, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com,
iourecords.com/thefire.
by John VetteseMaybe you haven't gone to The Fire in years.
DragonzordSun., Dec. 13, 8 p.m., $5, with Netherfriends, Jams Dean, Chang Chang and Ruinit, The Ox, Second and Oxford streets,
myspace.com/theoxphiladelphia.
by John VetteseWith a name like that, it's gotta be metal. Or at least prog.
Mark Stuart and the Bastard Sons of Johnny CashSat., Dec. 12, 10 p.m., $10, Tin Angel, 20 S. Second St., 215-928-0770,
tinangel.com.
by Mary ArmstrongThe Tin Angel won't be a sweet little singer-songwriter room on Saturday night.
Composer Portrait: Tim BerneFri.-Sat., Dec. 11-12, 8 p.m., $15, Philadelphia Art Alliance, 251 S. 18th St.,
arsnovaworkshop.org.
by Shaun BradyAlto saxophonist Tim Berne's compositional aspect can only be described as expansive.
Remembering Jack Rose by Patrick RapaAll over the Web this weekend, music fans were venting their shock and
grief at the news that Philadelphia guitar wizard Jack Rose had passed
away following a heart attack at age 38.
FanfarloThu., Dec. 10, 9 p.m., $12, with Freelance Whales, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
johnnybrendas.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanFor better or worse, Fanfarlo's sound should be instantly familiar to
anyone who's paid the slightest attention to the tasteful, tuneful
indie rock of the past decade
Sea ChangeMore elbow room means more bold flavors at Little Fish's big brother.
by Trey PoppIt's not often you find chicken skin on a fish-house menu.
No ThanksNoVi
by David SnyderThe space has been brightened up. But for now, NoVi is a NoGo.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Erin Mae SzrankowskiSlow Food Dinner at Koo Zee Doo | XFest | French Christmas Dinner Menu at Bistrot La Minette | Radicchio Festival at Reading Rerminal Market
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorZack's Café | Tortilla Press Cantina | WMD Hot Sauce | Green Eggs Café

Agenda Lead:
Bad SantaPhilly's naughty sci-fi writer dons the red suit and beard.
by Josh MiddletonHe's got the bushy white beard, the merry twinkle in his eye, the belly full of jelly. It's the package he'll be toting that gives us pause.
Agenda Picks:
Jon & Kate + Hate in Outer SpaceWed., Dec. 16, 11 p.m., $1.99, Bob & Barbara's, 1509 South St., 215-545-4511,
dumpstaplayers.org.
by Kristen HumbertPicture this: Nadya Suleman (aka Octo-Mom) jumps onto the back of Jon Gosselin's four-wheeler.
Two Percent To Glory by Nicole SaylorWhen Iowa native Sarah Anderson's collection of vintage clothing
outgrew her home, she looked for a new place to store her threads.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWhen David Headley got arrested in October in Chicago on international terrorism charges, can't say I was shocked.
Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Felicia D'AmbrosioMarina Makaron Moscow Trunk Show| A Very Kensington Christmas| PRÊT Á PORTER
Agenda Picks:
Rock Bass Rainbow FestFri., Dec. 11, 7-11 p.m., $5 suggested donation; Sat., Dec. 12, 10 a.m.-6 p.m., free; 2424 Studios, 2424 E. York St., 215-423-1800,
rbrf.wordpress.com.
by Kristen HumbertThe Cohoquinoque Creek that once ran past Fishtown is now an icky
sewer, yet a local group of grads from the Tyler School of Art have
merrily adopted its name.
Paranormal State TourThu., Dec. 10, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., free, University of Pennsylvania, 34th Street and Locust Walk,
paranormalstatetour.com.
by Nicole SaylorThe stars from A&E reality series Paranormal State have embarked on a 10-city bus tour in hopes of learning more about America's eerie side.