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The Future is Now.In 1959, planner extraordinaire Edmund Bacon imagined that in 50 years, "no part of Philadelphia is ugly or depressed." What does the next half-century have in store?
by Nathaniel PopkinImagining Philadelphia: Edmund Bacon and the Future of the City is
the first book to assess the ideas and impact of Philadelphia's legendary
city planner, who died in 2005. Ultimately, like all of us, the author wonders, "Where are we now as visionaries?"

Editor's Letter:
Bacon BitsWay, way more than just Kevin's dad.
by Brian HowardBacon's vision for Philadelphia circa 2009 was particularly utopian
and predicated on receiving federal money to fund projects he believed
would transform the social and economic welfare of the city. Bacon
wrote the essay when there was "a down economy, an active government
and faith in experts." And Bacon was an expert.

Loose Canon:
Winner: Team Recycling"We have a little vindication," said Tolson. I had to agree.
by Bruce SchimmelI thought it was a mistake at the time, but it turned out to be the
right choice. Tolson has more than doubled recycling rates, to about 15
percent. And today, with a new incentive scheme ready to roll out in
February, there are smiles all around.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Apparently calling Catholic priests 'fags' is less disrespectful than saying 'fuck' in front of a church."
Shooting the MessengerClimate-change deniers take aim at scientists.
by Julia HartePolls show Americans increasingly turning away from the reality of man-made climate change. But you needn't leave the Keystone State to see the proof.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
A Million StoriesOn awards and syphilis

Man Overboard!:
The ShowThe amendment to end all amendments.
by Isaiah ThompsonSo transparent is government in Harrisburg that you can watch it on a
webcam. In theory, at least. So I fired up the old House of
Representatives live feed hoping to catch the debate on
S.B. 711.

Sports:
Wither Without You?Losing Westbrook hasn't hurt at all.
by E. James BealeAt the end of the day, if Brian Westbrook believes he can come back, he should have every right to continue to earn a living.

Art:
All the Old Show StoppersThis season, local theater companies amp up traditional holiday fare.
by Mark CoftaThere's nothing Dickensian about Philly productions like The Eight: Reindeer Monologues, Snow White: A Musical Panto or Peter Pan.
Theater Review:
No Strings AttachedLantern Theater Co.'s Scapin
by Mark CoftaThe cast's verbal and physical dexterity never ceases to amaze.
KaleidoscopePaul F. Tompkins | Dirty Diamond | My Summer of Love | Kate Beaton
Re-View:
Heels over HeadRobin Rice on Visual Art | Sharon Taffet: Absolutely PUMP-tacular
by Robin RiceI was
disconcerted by Taffet's decision to use only single shoes. Shoes are supposed to come in pairs; to break them up seemed
like separating salt from pepper, an avoidance of the implicit dialogue
of similarity and difference. However, in the gallery I was not
troubled by a sense of isolation or singularity.
Arts Picks:
The GoodlandsThrough May, free with regular admission of $10, UPenn Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology, 3260 South St., 215-898-4001,
penn.museum.
by John VetteseThe photos were shot by preteens from those very
neighborhoods. Considering the strength of the work we saw coming from
a single session, we're excited to see what the best of The Goodlands'
entire run looks like.
Little Shop of Horrors by Mark CoftaLess cartoonish and more nasty than most versions, director Megan
Nicole O'Brien's production features fresh takes on carnivorous plant
Audrey II.
Theater Review:
Perspective: Supergirl!CP Theater Reviews
by Carolyn HuckabayThe exhibit presents provocative video by nine acclaimed artists, yet
the subject matter — female superheroes — feels sensational.
Arts Picks:
Jane Velez-MitchellSat., Dec. 19, 5:30 p.m., free, Giovanni's Room, 345 S. 12th St., 215-923-2960,
giovannisroom.com.
by Josh MiddletonNearly 15 years ago, feisty talk show host Jane Velez-Mitchell put her
addiction to alcohol on lockdown, and now she's ready to reveal the
gritty details.
Studioseries: EclecticSat., Dec. 19, 8 p.m., $5, Studio 34, 4522 Baltimore Ave., 215-387-3434,
studio34yoga.com.
by Deni KasrelIt's young emerging artists who are trying to establish their own aesthetic ... working outside the box."
AvatarCity Paper Grade: C+
by Shaun BradyThe elusive goal for Cameron’s creative process seems to strive is not originality but amplitude. So Avatar is a simple, very familiar story of Cowboys and Indians, a child’s game played in the most spectacular sandbox that modern special effects can conjure.
The Young VictoriaCity Paper Grade: B
by Molly EichelJulian Fellowes' script covers all the basic
heavy-is-the-head-that-wears-the-crown symbolism, with Victoria
comparing her life as monarch-to-be as a prison and playing up the idea
that being royalty is like participating in an elaborate game.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Let's All Meet Up In The Year 2009The hardcore Pulp reissues finally wash up on our shores.
by Michael PelusiIt is interesting that Pulp, which went on
indefinite hiatus in 2002, is the first of the mid-'90s Britpop acts to
get a reissue campaign, rather than Oasis, Blur, Elastica or Suede.
This band had a unique take on its zeitgeist, one that remains
relevant.
Music Picks:
Mischief Brew & GuignolSun., Dec. 20, 6 p.m., $10, with Mirrors & Wires, The Barbary, 951 N. Frankford Ave.,
r5productions.com.
by John VetteseTheir forthcoming project, Guignol & Mischief Brew Fight Dirty,
is a true meeting of the wanderlusting minds: Brew and Guignol
functioning as a single band with Petersen and Nicolay swapping
songwriting duties.
Suite Spot:
SmashingThe musicians donned safety glasses.
by Peter BurwasserThese creatures are often a few steps ahead of their audiences. This was the case for the late Hungarian composer György Ligeti, a sound gatherer of the first order, whose reputation has been growing since his death in 2006.
Music Picks:
More Than You Can HandelTubaChristmas, Sat., Dec. 19, noon, free, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999,
kimmelcenter.org; Piffaro: Christmas in Renaissance Spain, Fri., Dec. 18, 8 p.m., Presbyterian Church of Chestnut Hill, 8855 Germantown Ave., and Sat., Dec. 19, 8 p.m., St. Mark's Church, 1625 Locust St., $4-$35, 215-235-8469,
piffaro.com.
by Peter BurwasserNothing wrong with annual Messiah performances, candlelight choral processions or carol sing-alongs.
Daniel Levin Trio by Shaun BradyIt may sound like a limited palette, but the music on cellist Daniel Levin's Fuhuffah is remarkably varied, juggling sounds, textures and approaches that don't allow for the suggestion of monotony.
Lissy TrullieThu., Dec. 17, 8 p.m., $10, with Mike Bones and Xylos, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by Brian HowardI'm just gonna fess up here: I heard Lissy Trullie's jangle-poppy cover
of Hot Chip's "Ready for the Floor" and thought it was a band with a
guy singer.
WestonThu., Dec. 17, 9 p.m., $8, with Second Ward, Pots & Pans and Danger O's, Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 215-238-5888,
thekhyber.com.
by A.D. AmorosiBefore anyone could name-check them, Bethlehem's Weston made punk like
the Pixies with a warm, eerie vibe mixed in with its thrashing rhythms
and paranoid lyrical sensibilities.
Season to TasteTwo home cooks put this year's weightiest recipe books to good use.
by Justin Bauer and Char VandermeerConsider the 10 pounds we've put on between us an early holiday gift.
But before you reach for a thank-you note, let's admit that those 10
pounds weren't much of a sacrifice.
Up and At 'EmResurrection Ale House
by Trey PoppResurrection is Brendan Hartranft and Leigh Maida’s third Philly
place after Memphis Taproom and Local 44. The name honors what they see
as the neighborhood’s resurgence. Indeed, craft ales may now outnumber
pistol whippings in the 17th police district, a solace for this
resident.
What's Cooking:
What's CookingGet Out!
by Erin Mae SzrankowskiChristmas Beer at The Institute | Northern Home Toy Drive at National Mechanics | Pub Crawl with Santa | Firkins for Our Furry Friends | Bridget Foy's Carolers' Dinner
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorLafayette Bistro | Avenida | Sampan | Zama | Restaurant Week 2010
They've Got SpiritOpinionated Fishtowners, smiley-face pony buckets and possible ghosts abound at Luke's.
by Andrew ThompsonThe bar today, while hosting a different coterie than it did 40 years
ago, still hosts little more than a coterie on most nights: a group of
about a dozen Fishtowners — mostly women, with a smattering of men —
all willing to chat with whoever comes through the door.

Agenda Lead:
Born AgainAfter four years in hibernation, Big Mess Cabaret awakes.
by A.D. AmorosiBeing on hiatus has also allowed BMC to raid the icebox for oldies-but-goodies: Als Dinosaurier will feature "Black
Sabbath" from Ozzy, a Led Zep samba and carols like "O Come, O Come
Emmanuel," featuring a musical saw, bass clarinets and a
sword-swallower.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiYou may sit before menorahs and under mangers, but I know you. You hate
that there's decent things happening to local yokels and not to you.
Queer BaitJosh Middleton on the LGBTQ scene
by Josh Middleton2010 Butch Bear Calendar's Cover Boy Dru Bruin | A Very Brittany Christmas | Queers on the Avenue
Agenda Picks:
Punk Rock Flea MarketSat.-Sun., Dec. 19-20, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., $3 entry donation, Starlight Ballroom, 460 N. Ninth St., 215-821-7575,
r5productions.com.
by Julia WestBrowse though gorgeous screen-printed posters by Largemammal, killer vintage from Philly AIDS Thrift and Night Owl, and
prints from Space 1026's Andrew Jeffrey Wright.
Craig RobinsonFri.-Sat., Dec. 18-19, 8 and 10:30 p.m., $30-$35, Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001,
heliumcomedy.com.
by Scott YorkoCraig Robinson often plays a rude, easily offended, sarcastic guy who's disappointed in everyone.
Shogun AssassinFri., Dec. 18, 8 p.m., $10, with Seven Blows of the Dragon, Ibrahim Theater at International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-387-5125,
ihousephilly.org.
by Molly EichelWhen the shogun sends warriors to off his head-chopper but kills his
wife instead, our titular hero goes on a faux-blood-filled vengeance
spree, taking his young son along
for the ride.
Third Annual Dirty Diamond Vagina JamFri., Dec. 18, 8 p.m., $10, with Bong Hits for Jesus and Action Park, Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 215-238-5888,
thekhyber.com.
by Julia WestDespite its name, Dirty Diamond's annual Vagina Jam was never too
popular with the ladies — until he began handing out free vibrators.
Dave Sommers Cancer Benefit ShowFri., Dec. 18, 8 p.m.-1:30 a.m., $10, M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577,
themanhattanroom.com.
by Lauren SeibertTo help pay for Dave Sommer's medical bills — roughly the size of Lake
Ontario — his bandmates have rallied together local artists and
musicians for a benefit show.