Third Annual Dirty Diamond Vagina Jam

Fri., Dec. 18, 8 p.m., $10, with Bong Hits for Jesus and Action Park, Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 215-238-5888, thekhyber.com.

by Julia West

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Published: Dec 15, 2009

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Despite its name, Dirty Diamond's annual Vagina Jam was never too popular with the ladies — until he began handing out free vibrators. "We try to be as offensive as humanly possible," says Diamond, aka Michael Hans. Along with his collaborator Sleazy-E (Eric Crowthers), several crude guests and comedian/host Benny Michaels, Diamond twists pop hits into lecherous parodies. Neil Diamond's "Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon" becomes "Girl, Get That Abortion Soon"; Justin's "Sexy Back" is now "Smuggling Wetbacks." His other songs tackle beloved topics like roofies, blowjobs and a fisting that ends in tears. (Ah, but don't they all?) That, plus onstage contests involving a dildo to the dome? No wonder the Vagina Jam was a sausage fest before Diamond started giving away free hardware.

Fri., Dec. 18, 8 p.m., $10, with Bong Hits for Jesus and Action Park, Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 215-238-5888, thekhyber.com.

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