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December 31st, 2009 other issues :
Death By OboeFiction Writing Contest '09 Winner
by Jessica PenziasUnfortunately for the newly deceased cottontail and fortunately for the
blossoming relationship between Chantal and her guitar-wielding crush,
the Malachuck family's cat was a born killer.
The BridgePoetry Writing Contest '09 Winner
by Sean WebbThe bridge my daughter and I are crossing ...

Editor's Letter:
Model CitizenryDeveloping a mathematical model for predicting murders in Philadelphia.
by Brian Howard"If some of these models turn out to be extremely accurate, you can get
into an arena where you can deploy resources before homicides occur."
Feedback:
Loose Canon:
No Money? Go Possum.She was Thoreau in a peasant dress.
by Bruce Schimmel"The most frugal thing you can do," says Dolly, "is to make peace with
your neighbors. I think it's all about helping people when they need
it."
The Inscrutable NutterThe mayor talks about his first two years in office, and what 2010 holds.
by Isaiah ThompsonOn Dec. 22, City Paper sat down with the mayor for a brief Q&A. Nutter was polite, of course, but inscrutable as ever.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
A Million Stories2009 in Review, in 763 words.
In lieu of actual work, we decided instead to use this space for a trip
down memory lane, a recap of those things from 2009 that we choose to
remember, or would like to forget.
Smarty Pants:
Escalator to HellGood money after bad.
by David FarisWhy would Obama, with such an ambitious domestic-policy agenda at
stake, choose to sacrifice his presidency at the altar of Afghanistan?

Man Overboard!:
An Homage by Isaiah ThompsonI was meditating on something else now: how much I loved this great, insane city and all the great, insane people who call it home.

Sports:
Awards Show, Part 2! by E. James BealeEditor's note: Last week, E. James Beale kicked off the First-Ever (Possibly Annual, But Maybe Not) Sports Complex Awards. This week, the thrilling conclusion.
First Friday FocusCarolyn Huckabay's First Friday Hit List
by Carolyn HuckabayOn the opposite end of Two Street, Muse Gallery is hosting a show just as larger-than-life as anything you'll see in the
Fancy Brigade.
KaleidoscopeFamily | Mew Gallery | Netflix streaming services | Marc Rubin
Arts Picks:
First ImpressionsJan. 6-17, $25-$30, Act II Playhouse, 56 E. Butler Ave., Ambler, 215-654-0200,
act2.org.
by Mark CoftaAfter parodying a plethora of politicians in 1812 Productions' This Is the Week That Is, local funnyman Tony Braithwaite rushes to Ambler's Act II Playhouse to ... impersonate more politicians.
Cinematic TitanicThu., Dec. 31, 7:30 p.m., $52.50-$67.50, Keswick Theatre, 291 N. Keswick Ave., Glenside, 215-572-7650,
keswicktheatre.com. by Shaun BradyThe Satellite of Love has been grounded and the 'bots are rusting in somebody's garage.
Top 5 Movies You Didn't See Here by Cindy FuchsHow to Fold a Flag | October Country | 24 City | Living in Emergency: Stories of Doctors Without Borders | Back Home, Tomorrow
Carrying a Big StickThe year's best films are characterized by restraint, rather than bombast.
by Sam AdamsSome of the year's best movies were distinguished by their simplicity,
their focus on quiet moments and almost invisible gestures.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Modern FamilyThe best films of 2009 explore themes of kinship and adaptation.
by Shaun BradyThe year's standout films recognized the downside of change, or at
least the trepidation that accompanies a history still in the process
of being written.
Story TimeTo find the year's best films, it was best to look outside the $10 billion boys club.
by Cindy FuchsFor the first time this year, U.S. domestic movie revenues topped $10
billion. Much of the U.S. output was loud and aimed at young male
consumers. But some filmmakers were doing something else.

Hang The DJ:
Catastrophic by J. Edward KeyesAs source material goes, the work of Immanuel Velikovsky is a curious starting point for a metal band.
Top 10 Classical by Peter Burwasser
Top 10 Roots by Mary Armstrong
Melting PotHow many culinary influences can Square 1682's Guillermo Tellez meld into one meal?
by Trey PoppIn a restaurant scene increasingly dominated by paeans to the
"authentic" or the highly specific, Tellez's multi-culti grab bag is
refreshing, delicious and fun.
Fizz EdA last-minute guide to New Year's Eve bubbly.
Welcoming the new year with a flute of bubbly should be fun, not stressful. Here's a plan for every situation.
What's Cooking:
What's CookingGet Out!
by Erin Mae Szrankowski150 Beers for 150 Years at McGillin's | One-Year Anniversary Party at Local 44 | New Year's Day Brunch at Silk City Diner | Pajama Party Brunch at White Dog Café
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorGreen Eggs Café | Zavino | Shank's Pier 40

Agenda Lead:
Noise MakersNo NYE plans? No problem.
by A.D. AmorosiIn 2009, you’ve either got
the cash or you don’t. So we give you options for the big spenders and the burger-munching cheapskates.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiNot to be a crepe hanger, but I thought we'd get out of 2009 without any more lousy stuff happening.
Agenda Picks:
The Ecstatic Truth: The Films of Werner HerzogWed., Jan. 6, 13, 20 and 27, 6:30 p.m., $125, Bryn Mawr Film Institute, 824 W. Lancaster Ave., Bryn Mawr, 610-527-4008,
brynmawrfilm.org.
by Julia WestMany of the films Werner Herzog's directed aren't inaccessible; they just require a little thought.
Stilettos and ChampagneSat., Jan. 2, 10 p.m., $15-$20, Marathon Grill, 929 Walnut St., 267-278-4596.
by Josh MiddletonStrap on a pair of 6-inchers and head to the Stilettos and Champagne soiree.
Walking Fish's Family Theatre SeriesSat., Jan. 2, 11 a.m., $1-$10, Walking Fish Theatre, 2509 Frankford Ave., 215-427-WALK,
walkingfishtheatre.com.
by Josh MiddletonIn their first performance of 2010, Walkin g Fish Family Theatre will interact with two
local actors as they stage three
family-oriented children's books.
General Meade's Birthday Celebration by Julia WestMeet up with a couple hundred friends in a graveyard for some bubbly in
honor of Gen. George Meade — you know, the guy who whooped Robert E.
Lee and his cronies at the Battle of Gettysburg.