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January 7th, 2010 other issues :
People Who Died2009 Obituaries
What we're doing here is taking a moment to remember a few of the
less celebrated citizens of the world who helped shape it in a way
disproportionate to the size of their renown — as well as some locals
who dispatched their mortal coil this year.

Editor's Letter:
Broad JumpThis year was my first Mummers Parade.
by Brian HowardI'd always appreciated, as U.S. Rep. Bob Brady once insisted in a City Paper editorial board, that "Mummers is cultures." But what you see on TV doesn't get to the heart of it.

Loose Canon:
Hunters Among Us by Bruce SchimmelHunting birds make great theater, and Wechsler says they're all over
the city. Fortunately, Philly has the biodiversity and natural
resources to support predators at the top of the food chain.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"It's self-conscious and weird and makes me wonder if the writer isn't a student of the judge."

A Million StoriesWhen too much water rushes in — anything more than a quarter-inch — the system
overflows its pipes. That means shit, piss, goldfish and whatever else you flush down the toilet gets dumped directly into the city's rivers
instead of passing through waste treatment plants.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Man Overboard!:
Numbers GameHomicides. Are. Down.
by Isaiah ThompsonMayor Michael Nutter wants you to know something: Homicides are down. Down, down, down.
Non Sequitur Letters to the editor, about whatever
The other day on TV a woman was saying there is no God, and we should not teach are children that there is.

Re-View:
Well-EndowedRobin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin RiceSeven artists' work is effectively installed in a compact space, and a
striking variety of approaches and mediums suggests perennial issues
relating to drawing.
Arts Picks:
The Vision of Julie DashFilms, Tue., Jan. 12, 5:30 and 8 p.m., Ibrahim Theater at International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-895-6535,
ihousephilly.org; Wed., Jan. 13, 7 p.m., Scribe Video Center, 4212 Chestnut St., third floor, 215-222-4201,
scribe.org.; $10 ($22 pass for all screenings); master class, Wed., Jan. 13, 3:30 p.m., $30, Scribe Video Center.
by Molly EichelIt was a revolutionary narrative device, by a pioneering filmmaker, who
became the first African-American woman to release a film theatrically.
KaleidoscopeYouth in Revolt | Sea Party! | All That Jazz | First Person Arts' StorySlams
Arts Picks:
Smoke, Lilies & JadeSat., Jan. 9, 6:30 p.m., $10 (suggested donation), Gershman Y, 401 S. Broad St., 215-828-6453,
liliesandjade.org.
by Deni KasrelDid you know that Philly's HIV infection rate is five times the U.S. average?
The Imaginarium of Doctor ParnassusCity Paper Grade: B+
by Shaun BradyThe story, relayed at times by hysterical gesticulations and at others
by overlapping mutterings, seems as frayed and threadbare as Dr.
Parnassus' timeworn sets and costumes, but is nevertheless engaging
thanks to Gilliam's prodigious visual imagination.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
The Sky RisesDelaware duo The Sky Drops make a case for "gaze-grunge."
by John VetteseIt was an exciting time, Montejo says, but "I had a lot of ideas of how
the band should sound, and more often than not, I was at odds with
myself."
Music Picks:
Marc-André HamelinWed., Jan. 13, 8 p.m., $23, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-569-8080,
pcmsconcerts.org.
by Peter BurwasserThere will be Berg's beautifully mysterious Sonata, Liszt's magnificent
ooze of that same musical form, a selection of the slyly dramatic
Debussy Préludes, and some new music from Hamelin himself.
Camper Van Beethoven/ CrackerWed., Jan. 13, 7:30 p.m., $30-$40, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by Patrick RapaIt's only a little strange that David Lowery's songwriting has gone
from slacker-punk opuses with Camper Van in the '80s to spunky soldier
psych-up songs.
Reconsider Me:
Little WonderVic Chesnutt's At the Cut
by M.J. FineTry to think of another singer-songwriter who's been covered by Madonna and Smashing Pumpkins, or one who's
been backed by jam stars Widespread Panic, alt-country collective
Lambchop and psych-pop stalwarts Elf Power.
Music Picks:
The HustleFri., Jan. 8, 9 p.m., $13, with Cee Knowledge and the Cosmic Funk Band, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by Deesha DyerThe Hustle houses a dash of soul, heap of rock and a large dose of hip-hop.
The Strapping Fieldhands/Kurt Vile/ Home BlitzFri., Jan. 8, 9 p.m., $10, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
r5productions.com.
by Patrick RapaYou're familiar with The Strapping Fieldhands, of course: They're a
hardworking Philly band verging on legendary status among certain kinds
of blue-collar-indie Andys.
Murali CoryellThu., Jan. 7, 8:30 p.m., $10, Tin Angel, 20 S. Second St., 215-928-0770,
tinangel.com.
by Mary Armstrong"People ask me why I'd take a second mortgage on my home just to make a record," says bluesman Murali Coryell.
Amish MashMidAtlantic's chaotically organized regional menu is akin to culinary rumspringa.
by David SnyderSimple food should not be this complicated.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Drew LazorSeven-Course Pairing Dinner at Crossing Vineyards | Science on Tap: The Origin and Evolution of Beer | 10 Days of Old Bartholomew Barleywine | Center City District Restaurant Week
Eat The TrendWhat's for dinner in 2010?
by Felicia D' AmbrosioFelicia D'Ambrosio hand-picks what food trends should and/or will come to the fore in Philly in 2010.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorFalafel Factory | Maru Global Takoyaki | MilkBoy Coffee | Noble | Zavino

Agenda Lead:
How Time FliesWhat two frank 19th-century English comics think of Philadelphians.
by Julia WestIf two loudmouthed Victorian women were plucked from their 19th-century
England estates and dropped into 2010 America, they'd likely have
plenty to say.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiI'm having a hard time getting "Watch the Mummers Strut" out of my head.
Peer-to-PeerBrian James Kirk geeks out
by Brian James KirkComic Book Workshops | Tesla Nights 2010 | 8Static
Agenda Picks:
Constructing PlayThrough Jan. 31, free, Philadelphia Center for Architecture, 1218 Arch St., 215-569-3186,
philadelphiacfa.org.
by Holly OtterbeinJohn Claypool wants to make it perfectly clear that he's not anti-Wii,
despite curating an exhibit that celebrates its exact opposite.
Anarchy and Peace by Josh MiddletonThe three-part conversation will focus on topics that include an
analysis of the situation in the Middle East, disturbing new trends in
nuclear warfare, and what can be done locally to inspire change.
Hawthorne Yoga Clothing SwapSun., Jan. 10, 2-4 p.m., free, Hawthorne Yoga & Reiki, 1241 Carpenter St., 267-593-4962,
hawthorneyoga.com.
by Josh MiddletonThe swap will allow attendees to trade their faintly used duds for other garments, shoes and accessories.
Pabst Blue Ribbon Art Contest Viewing PartyFri., Jan. 8, 8 p.m., free, Tattooed Mom, 530 South St., 215-238-9880,
pbrart.com.
by Josh MiddletonAny medium is acceptable, whether it's poetry, painting, drawing or sculpture.