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January 14th, 2010 other issues :
Burn NoticeBrat Productions' The Bald Soprano is back and badder than ever.
by A.D. AmorosiBrat's back — every hour, on the hour. Six actors, 24 performances. No breaks. No kidding.
Theater Calendar by David Anthony FoxGagarin Way | Golden Age | Any Given Monday | Happily Ever After ... | Romeo and Juliet/King Lear/Macbeth/Henry IV, Part I/A Midsummer Night's Dream | When We Go Upon the Sea | August: Osage County | Leaving | Sunday in the Park with George
Visual Art Calendar by Carolyn HuckabayPhilagrafika: The Graphic Unconscious | While You Were Out | Picasso and the Avant-Garde in Paris | Marvels and Ciphers | Looking at Animals
Classical Calendar by Peter BurwasserBrentano Quartet | Philadelphia Singers/ Relâche/ Orchestra 2001 | Academy of Vocal Arts | Philadelphia Orchestra | Philadelphia Classical Symphony | Curtis Symphony Orchestra | Network for New Music
Jazz Calendar by Shaun BradyCirculasione Totale Orchestra | Grant Stewart/Jeremy Pelt | McCoy Tyner Quartet | Gerald Veasley | Radical Jewish Music Festival | Donny McCaslin | Art Ensemble of Chicago | Sofía Rei Koutsovitis | Chris Speed's Yeah No | Danilo Perez | Kenny Garrett | Chris Potter Underground | Giuseppi Logan Quartet | Matt Mitchell's Central Chain | Organ Jam
Worlds CollideMiro choreographs a sisterhood of the traveling dance.
by Lauren F. FriedmanThe two realized that the many parallels between their lives could be
fertile ground for creative collaboration. They were born the same
week; they started studying classical dance at the same time; and several years ago, they both began to
focus on contemporary performance. These dovetailing paths form the basis of How Am I Not Myself?.
Next!Our resident prognosticator foretells the sound of Philadelphia 2010.
by A.D. AmorosiWe can no more predict what'll be on our plates than what'll be on our
playlists. Still, you can't help but eye up the spiciest meatballs
ahead of time.
Roots Calendar by Mary ArmstrongJeffrey Broussard and the Creole Cowboys | International Guitar Night | Gina Sicilia | Sweet Honey in the Rock| RUNA | Los Lobos plus Leo Kottke | King Sunny Ade | Music from the Crooked Road
Rock/Pop Calendar by Patrick RapaMC Lyte/Big Daddy Kane/Chubb Rock| Lady Gaga | Ruder Than You | Mariah Carey | Slayer/Megadeth/Testament | Welcome to My Face | Mos Def | St. Vincent | P.O.S. | Jay-Z | Air | Joanna Newsom | The XX/JJ | Japandroids | Vampire Weekend | Wilco | Screeching Weasel
Movies Calendar by Molly EichelThe White Ribbon | The Last Station | Shutter Island | The Art of the Steal | Alice in Wonderland | Greenberg | Clash of the Titans | Iron Man 2 | Robin Hood | Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps | Prince of Persia: Sands of Time | Toy Story 3
Dance Calendar by Janet AndersonRiver North Chicago Dance Co. | Streb | New Edge Mix | Black Grace | Pennsylvania Ballet | Jeanne Ruddy Dance | BalletX | Philadanco | Bad Boys of Dance

Editor's Letter:
The Longest Day by Brian HowardBrat approached us with an offer we couldn't refuse: Procure a City Paper box and we'll show up in costume and do whatever you want.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"A few years ago, a sportswriter at the Daily News convinced me and one of our photographers to march with him in the Froggy Carr brigade of wenches."

Loose Canon:
Who Grows? by Bruce SchimmelHow many Philadelphians will plant this spring, and how many cannot,
isn't clear. Basic info, like the location of community gardens and how
to join, is scant. If you want to join a garden, you basically have to
know someone — and you can still wait for years.
AfterburnCoatesville struggles to emerge from the ashes.
by Rebecca VanderMeulenBetween 2007 and 2009, more than 50 blazes ravaged this old steel city,
which lies about 40 miles west of Philadelphia. They killed one person, forced 75 more from their homes
and struck fear into Coatesville's roughly 11,000 residents. They
heaped more misfortune on a town that had seen plenty.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Man Overboard!:
In The Palace by Isaiah ThompsonIn the Palace of Truth and Justice, that bill wouldn't have been mashed together behind closed doors and introduced with 200 red pages of new amendments on the Friday evening before a Monday vote.

Sports:
Synergism by E. James BealeIndividually, Andy Reid and Donovan McNabb, the only Philadelphia
Eagles head coach and QB1 the team has had this century, are awesome. Unfortunately, both men also have flaws, and it being January in Philadelphia, we've just been reminded of them.

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.

Shelf Life:
Ancient of DaysUnder the Covers with Justin Bauer
by Justin BauerIn some classrooms, this is enough: The ancients did most things first, if not quite as fast or flashily as the moderns.
Arts Picks:
Other HandsJan. 17-Feb. 13, $10-$35, Luna Theater Co. at Walnut Street Theatre, Studio 5, 825 Walnut St., 215-704-0033,
lunatheater.org.
by Mark CoftaWhat kind of tech support to we have at our
disposal when we ourselves malfunction?
HomelandOpening reception Wed., Jan. 20, 6 p.m., free, through March 5, International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-387-5125,
ihousephilly.org.
by Julia WestGone are the days when "homeland" meant simply the place where you were
born. Thanks to security breaches both in the U.S. and abroad, it's
become a word that conjures much angstier feelings.
Everyday ImaginaryJan. 15-March 21, free, Institute of Contemporary Art, 118 S. 36th St., 215-898-7108,
icaphila.org.
by Shaun BradyAnimation techniques offer filmmakers the option of taking whatever
flights of fancy their imaginations can conjure, no matter how
fantastic.
KaleidoscopeAlice Smith | Katherine Kesselring | Blue Door | Nate Farrar
Theater Review:
Shaw ShinesTHEATER REVIEW: Wilma Theater's Becky Shaw
by Mark CoftaHow refreshing to hear a play — for that's what we're really doing,
however stunning the visuals — that purrs, perks and pops like Gina
Gionfriddo's Becky Shaw.
The Lovely BonesCity Paper Grade: C+
by Sam AdamsIt's as if he's spent too much time in the clouds and can't bear to
come back to earth. The result is an afterlife with the transcendent
power of calendar art, a motel-room portrait of the world to come.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Brass TactsHardcore trumpeters will commune and commiserate in Philly this weekend.
by Shaun BradyThe Festival of New Trumpet Music has, since its inauguration in 2003,
provided an opportunity for adventurous horn players from a variety of
backgrounds and disciplines to advance their music with like-minded
instrumentalists.
Music Picks:
Laura IziborTue., Jan. 19, 7:30 p.m., $25-$35, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by Deesha DyerDubliner Laura Izibor is being called the soul of Ireland.
Manuel ValeraFri., Jan. 15, 5:45 and 7:15 p.m., free with museum admission of $16, Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Ben Franklin Parkway, 215-763-8100,
philamuseum.org.
by Shaun BradyPaired with longtime collaborators James Genus and Ernesto
Simpson, Valera's fifth record mines relatively straight-ahead
territory but finds a consistent chemistry.
At LargeBig, beautiful portions are just the start at the soulful Koo Zee Doo.
by Trey PoppIf small plates drive you crazy, or winter's got you down, or you
simply want comfort food in a cozy place at a price that's more than
fair, Koo Zee Doo is well worth the trip.
Small BitesLittle Vittles
Burger Menu at Q BBQ & Tequila | Sweet and Sara's Marshmallow Variety Sampler | Mural Arts Program's Lunch Truck Project
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorHan Dynasty | Amís | Sweet Freedom Bakery
Soup OperaPho Saigon
by David SnyderDulling ethnic flavors for Westerners is nothing new. But serving
Americans categorically different food than what's ordered, with no
notice? That's something else entirely.
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Drew LazorFarmers Market at the Piazza at Schmidts | Homestyle Vegan Cooking Class at Reading Terminal Market | Vegan Cocktails Philly Mixer at Cantina Dos Segundos | U.S. vs. Belgium at The Institute | Whiskey Around the World at the Yardley Inn

Agenda Lead:
Drag MenschJoey and His Girls invades one of Philly's oldest synagogues.
by Natalie Hope McDonaldJoey and His Girls conjures the ghosts of divas
past to raise money for the charitable Bikur Holim Committee of
Congregation Beth Ahavah at Rodeph Shalom, one of the only
LGBTQ-friendly synagogues in Philly.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiYou wouldn't know from the reception Nine got, but Fergie's right: The urge to "Be Italian" is mighty. As an actual Italian, thank you.
Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Felicia D'Ambrosio"Erma" Jewelry Line Launch | SugarHabit Warehouse Sale: Winter Edition
Agenda Picks:
Martin Luther King Jr. Day CelebrationMon., Jan. 18, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., free-$12, National Constitution Center, 525 Arch St., 215-409-6600,
constitutioncenter.org.
by Josh MiddletonNo one honors Martin Luther King Jr. Day like Philly, thanks to a
15-year commemoration at the National Constitution Center and the
city's healthy dose of civic pride.
Tim SlagleTue., Jan. 19, 8 p.m., $10-$15, Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001,
heliumcomedy.com.
by Julia West"A president you can't make fun of is no president at all."
A Dozen Things I Want To Do On StageFri., Jan. 15, 8 p.m., $5-$10, Studio 34, 4522 Baltimore Ave., 215-387-3434,
studio34yoga.com.
by Josh MiddletonPerformance artist Rebecca Nagle doesn't sweat awkward situations. In
her one-woman cabaret, she is prepared to fall in love with a stranger,
compress internal organs and reveal intimate fantasies.
Katie MorganThu., Jan. 14, 9 p.m. , $20, Cheerleaders, 2740 S. Front St., 215-467-1980,
cheerleadersweb.com.
by Julia West"I kind of have a love affair with the whole state of Pennsylvania," says Morgan.