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January 28th, 2010 other issues :
The IslandHugo Chavez owns it. New Jersey controls it. Developers and environmentalists covet it. And one brazen trespasser wants us to pay homage to its forgotten king. Welcome to Petty's Island, a fin-shaped slice of strange, in the middle of the Delaware River.
by Holly OtterbeinIt's been the epicenter of a battle between developers, politicians and
environmentalists since 2003. It's a place that two endangered bald
eagles, guarded by the New Jersey Department of Environmental
Protection, now call home. And here's Duke Riley, this rapscallion New
Yorker, coming down I-95 to do God knows what with it.
Philagrafika 2010Our picks for this year's fest.
by Holly OtterbeinHere are a few of our favorite artists, all of whom are exhibiting until April 11 unless otherwise noted. Check out
philagrafika2010.org for many more.

Editor's Letter:
Bike-o!In which we respond to Stu Bykofsky, and issue a challenge.
by Brian HowardA challenge: a bike ride from the Schuylkill to Second on Chestnut, and from Second back to the
Schuylkill on Spruce.

Loose Canon:
Old-School LearningBooks and bikes, side by side.
by Bruce SchimmelIn this neighborhood, fear trumps civility. Which is why, five years
ago, a couple of academics, a community advocate and real estate
developer Jonathan Weiss opened what Weiss calls "a community center
posing as a bookstore."
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Brian Howard accuses me of cherry-picking stats. (I did.) So did he. All columnists do. Duh!"

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
Perhaps you've heard that a naked Cosmo centerfold in a pickup truck named Scott Brown will occupy Ted Kennedy's seat in the U.S. Senate.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Two Minutes With:
Zack StalbergZack Stalberg, president and CEO of the Committee of Seventy
by Andrew ThompsonThe CQS is but one of four city "row offices" run by elected officials who provide services easily performed by other
agencies. The city considered shuttering them last year to save money
amid its budgetary meltdown. It didn't. We spoke with Zack Stalberg
about it.

Man Overboard!:
The Funky Homo SapienYou can't put a dollar bill into a ballot box, can you?
by Isaiah ThompsonGive me a break. Last time I checked, politicians were elected by votes, not money — I mean, you can't put a dollar bill into a ballot box, can you?
Smarty Pants:
BrownoutPeople are angry.
by David FarisThe election of a Republican senator from Massachusetts is being
painted in the national media as a political earthquake for a state
allegedly ideologically located somewhere between Cuba and Maoist
China.

Art:
The Secret Lives of NumbersInterAct and Mural Arts join forces to bring prisoners' stories to the forefront.
by A.D. AmorosiOriginally planned as a 20-minute play to be performed for the inmates
using only their words, the project began to transform after Lewis left
Graterford in July 2008.
Arts Picks:
Through Their EyesThrough April 11, free, Palumbo Park (next to Fleisher Art Memorial), 723 Catharine St., 215-625-9990,
pentimenti.com.
by Holly OtterbeinJudy Gelles has no problem admitting that this exhibit is, first and foremost, for the kids.
Full Exposure:
My Friend FlickrJohn Vettese sees what develops
by John VetteseWhen submissions closed for their photography group show, Erica Maxwell
and Allison Krumm didn't have any cumbersome frames or clumsy prints to
contend with.
Theater Review:
Great ScotsTHEATER REVIEW: Gagarian Way
by David Anthony FoxIn the late '90s, when playwright Martin McDonagh grabbed hold of Irish
drama, he took traditionally tragic themes — poverty, political strife,
alcoholism, psychological violence and turned them inside-out.
Wake-Up CallTHEATER REVIEW: Blue Door
by Mark CoftaTanya Barfield's Blue Door — in the
Arden Theatre Co.'s smart, engaging production — postulates that our
past (and, particularly, the denial of it) influences who we are today.
KaleidoscopePsalmships | DJ Omega | Respect: A Musical Journey of Women | Future of Music Coalition
Arts Picks:
Christopher RiceSat., Jan. 30, 7:30 p.m., $50, The Plastic Club, 247 S. Camac St., 215-923-2960,
giovannisroom.com.
by Josh MiddletonWith LGBTQ bookstores dropping like hot pants nationwide, author
Christopher Rice believes the gay community is losing a vital respite
from the booze-guzzling, sex-hounding club scene.
Police, AdjectiveCity Paper Grade: B-
by Sam AdamsCorneliu Porumboiu's film is preoccupied with definitions, but it's too literal in its translation.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Exile in GirlvilleWest Philly themeweavers The Chimeras make rock 'n' roll Herstory.
by John VetteseTheir new record, titled Her, just arrived from the pressing
plant and they're passing copies around the table, picking apart its
song titles — all of which are women's names.
Album ReviewsSpoon! | Stroke | Vampire Weekend
One Track Mind:
Lost Controls"Entirely Wired for Sound"
by John VettesePodcast listeners, you know what I'm talking about the more we hear
insiderist blaggers yapping about "South by" in the coming weeks, the
more we'll want to throttle 'em.
Aid or Invade:
Peru!Should one person be allowed to have a monopoly on joy?
by Rodney AnonymousBlame Eva Ayllón, for she, like some sort of sultry, hip-shaking
multinational corporation, has apparently managed to corner the market
on fun.
Music Picks:
Bells Bells BellsSat., Jan. 30, 9 p.m., $7, with Frisky or Trusty and Party Photographers, Tritone, 1508 South St., 215-545-0475,
tritonebar.com.
by M.J. Fine"A Ghost Could Live Here," the title track of Bells Bells Bells' third album, has plenty of nooks for a haint to hide.
Circulasione TotaleSat., Jan. 30, 8 p.m., $20, International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-387-5125,
arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun BradyThe old cliché goes that music is the universal language, but it rings
cacophonously true in the case of the Circulasione Totale Orchestra.
Smoke Gets in Your EyesDoes Percy Street Barbecue's shipped-from-Texas concept translate to Philly?
by Trey PoppThe aim here is comfort food, and O'Shea hopes people will shed their
preconceived notions of what that should entail — be it a different
style of barbecue or their grandmother’s apple crisp. That was hard for me to do.
Not Just GoodSonic Drive-In
by Drew LazorBacon cheeseburgers. An extra-long chili cheese coney. A crispy chicken bacon
ranch sandwich. A "Breakfast Toaster." One "Ocean Water" (Sprite
with blue coconut syrup — tastes like the color blue) and several
Cherry Limeades. Tots, both plain and buried in chili and cheese.
Fries. WHAT HAD WE DONE.
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Alexandra HarcharekThe Trouble with Trippels at Johnny Brenda's | Beef and Beer at South Philadelphia Tap Room | Be Sweet for Haiti fundraiser at Las Cazuelas | Pierogie Week at The Green Rock Tavern | Groundhog Day Hawaiian Shirt Beer Breakfast At Grey Lodge Pub
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorMaru Global Takoyaki | Sugar Cube Philly | Yards Tasting Room

Agenda Lead:
Head Over WheelsDavid Byrne on what'll make Philly a great bike city, once and for all.
by Kate Leshko"Aside from infrastructure, cyclists have to stop for red lights and go
with the flow of traffic. That means you, Mr. Messenger, Mr. Food
Delivery Guy, Mr. Spandex and even you, Ms. Girl in a Summer Dress.
Then we cyclists will be in a position to demand respect from motorists
and have our rights respected."
Agenda Picks:
The Little Apple by Josh MiddletonMolly Cygan and her fiancé, John, have been busy painting walls,
ordering business cards and, most importantly, getting the goods for
their charming, 900-square-foot boutique opening in Manayunk.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiFreeing your mind and letting your ass follow isn't a new thing. It was an idea even before George Clinton put it into words in 1970.
Shopping SpreeJust Opened: Nice Things Handmade
by Felicia D'AmbrosioKara's childhood experiences visiting her grandfather's haberdashery on
South Street and her mother's store in Atlantic City, also called Nice
Things, inspired her to dare to open her own venue for artists to sell
their wares.
Agenda Picks:
PhillyFest 2010Sat., Jan. 30, 6:30-10 p.m., $21.50, Merriam Theater, 250 S. Broad St., 215-732-5446,
phillyfest.com. by Emily CurrierPhillyFest 2010 celebrates everything from hammy Bollywood moves to the sleeker, more modern Hindi fusion.
Pretty Things PeepshowSat., Jan. 30, 10 p.m., $10-$12, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-922-6888,
thetroc.com.
by Emily CurrierWhile all burlesque relies on the power of the unexpected, the
traveling Pretty Things Peepshow has a fishnetted leg up on other
troupes.
Having The Audacity to Dream ConferenceFri., Jan. 29, 6:30 p.m.; Sat., Jan. 30, 8 a.m.-6:30 p.m.; Sun., Jan. 31, 11:30 a.m.; $5, Victory Christian Center, 5220 Whitby Ave., 215-474-2717,
ladydivaforlife.com.
by Julia WestRudd wants to teach girls how to make their lives better, so she's
organized a three-day conference featuring workshops on self-image,
financial planning and the journey to "ladyhood."
Philly NORML KickoffFri., Jan. 29, 7 p.m., $5, Rotunda, 4014 Walnut St., 215-573-3234,
therotunda.org.
by Holly OtterbeinThe band lineup is exactly what you'd expect out of a weed benefit jam:
Agent Moosehead, Psychedelphia, The Big Dirty and DJ Ginkgo. Don't
judge.