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February 4th, 2010 other issues :
Who Polices the Philadelphia Police?They do. That's the problem.
by Andrew ThompsonHe was an asshole who'd had way too much to drink and was looking for a fight, and in a different
scenario with different characters and different magnitudes, Michael Foley may
have deserved a fraction of what ended up coming to him. But it would have been only a fraction, and it wouldn't have been doled out by a cop.

Editor's Letter:
Watchmen WatchShould we ignore what happens in our front yard?
by Brian HowardWhile the story does revolve around an incident between Officer Kevin
Corcoran and drunk reveler Michael Foley, at the heart of the piece is
the always-tricky business of police accountability — the old trope of
"Who watches the watchmen?"

Loose Canon:
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A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.

Man Overboard!:
Uh-ohBeneath Pennsylvania's forests lies a treasure worth billions of dollars.
by Isaiah ThompsonA March 2009 memo warned that too much leasing would "scar the
economic, scenic, ecological and recreational values of the forest,"
and that "a rush to drill threatens the certification of our state
forests as sustainably managed."
They did it anyway.

The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Sports:
Super 'NovaThe expanded scope of Villanova's recruiting is the key to its success.
by E. James BealeSuddenly those "Nova Nation" T-shirts that fill Radnor aren't so ironic.
First Friday FocusCarolyn Huckabay's First Friday Hit List
by Carolyn Huckabay"After Life" at Khmer Art Gallery | "Slow Wide Turns" at Reward | "Art Inspired by Nikola Tesla" at Germ Books | "Work on Paper Rejects" at Little Berlin
Arts Picks:
MedeaThrough Feb. 14, $22-$24, Villanova Theatre, 800 Lancaster Ave., 610-519-7474,
theatre.villanova.edu.
by Mark CoftaEuripides dramatized issues that still resonate today.
Theater Review:
Reversal of FortunesTHEATER REVIEW: Philadelphia Theatre Co.'s Golden Age
by David Anthony FoxGolden Age, receiving its world première at Philadelphia Theatre Co., never really arrives.
Shelf Life:
Mo' RegretsUnder the Covers with Justin Bauer
by Justin BauerNext by James Hynes | Eat When You Feel Sad by Zachary German
KaleidoscopeThose Darlins | Craftivity | No. 4: Street of Our Lady | Maxx Stoyanoff-Williams
Arts Picks:
StrebThu.-Sat., Feb. 4-6, $24-$48, Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3900,
annenbergcenter.org.
by Janet AndersonElizabeth Streb takes dance out of the studio and into realms reserved for athletes and daredevils.
Late ShowThe real gems at this year's Sundance came when no one expected them.
by Sam AdamsThe festival's programmers deliberately front-load the opening weekend
for maximum coverage, which means that come Monday, the only way to get
a fancy new coat or a bag full of pricey skin cleanser is to (gasp!)
buy one.
The Last StationCity Paper Grade: B-
by Sam AdamsAlthough it feigns literary prestige, Michael Hoffman's chronicle of
Leo Tolstoy's last days is little more than a gilded trifle.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.

Hang The DJ:
O DeathCharlotte Gainsbourg's IRM
by J. Edward KeyesIn 2007, after complaining of headaches for weeks following a water-skiing mishap, Charlotte Gainsbourg was rushed to a Paris hospital where it was discovered that she'd suffered a cerebral hemorrhage. Emergency surgery pulled her back from the brink, but the incident impacted her so deeply that it informs the entirety of her third record. The album is called IRM, an acronym for Imagerie par Résonnance Magnétique.
Music Picks:
Pepi Ginsberg by M.J. FineNo one stays tied to one place too long in Pepi Ginsberg's songs.
TapeTue., Feb. 9, 8 p.m., $12, all ages, with Mountains, First Unitarian Church Chapel, 2125 Chestnut St., 866-468-7619,
r5productions.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanThis Swedish trio is on a Stateside tour culminating with an appearance
at New York's Unsound Festival, but there's little
that's palpably electronic about their music
Da Comrade!Wed., Feb. 10, 7:30 p.m., $5, Power Animal and Niagara Falls, Kungfu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by John VetteseAmid horn bleats and whispery bacchanalia, these dudes (and lady) have obvious hooks and skill.
WrittenhousePOSTPONED DUE TO IMPENDING SNOWPOCALYPSE
Fri., Feb. 5, 7 p.m., $7, with Slick Mantra, Scanz, Ground Up and DJ Cliff Moore, Rotunda, 4014 Walnut St., 215-573-3234, therotunda.org. by John VetteseWrittenhouse's hot-off-the-presses new cut, "Mic Check One Two," hints that they've graduated from Midnight Marauders to Beats Rhymes and Life.
Band NameFri., Feb. 5, 6 p.m., $5, with Everyone Everywhere, This Black Box and Hold Tight, Terrordome, 624 N. 48th St.,
myspace.com/terrordomepa.
by John VetteseWhether their band name is some sort of scene-preservational
obfuscation or just a silly, impractical choice, Band Name/Bandname is
great.
Broad StrokesChoosy diners probably won't choose Chew Man Chu.
by David SnyderThese Asian plates are meant to be shared — but they're also designed
to be accessible for unadventurous eaters. In other words, if
authenticity is your sole yardstick, Chew's food will fall short.
ConductivityBurger Maestro
by Drew LazorThe music-themed Maestro boasts a taut selection of prime burgers,
chicken breast sandwiches and all-beef frankfurters split down the
middle and dressed up with whatever you can imagine.
What's Cooking:
The Week in EatsGet Out!
Chocolate and Sparkling Wine Dinner at Le Bec-Fin |
Pairing Events at Chaddsford Winery |
Valentine's Day Brunch at Bistro St. Tropez |
Vegan Five-Course Dinner at Horizons |
Turkish Buffet at Café Fulya
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorPaesano's South Philly | Thoreau | Bar | G's Produce | Cichetteria 19

Agenda Lead:
Lofty AspirationsArchitects envision more than condos when they look at Philly's industrial bones.
by Andrew ThompsonWhere many developers once saw an opportunity to cram as many
high-paying tenants into a building as possible, others are beginning
to see potential anchors of communities — just what those industrial
buildings were in the first place.
The Philadelphia Center for Architecture's upcoming exhibit, "Retooling Industrial Sites," reveals this new creed borne out.
Agenda Picks:
Mardi Gras On South StreetSun., Feb. 7, noon-5 p.m., free, begins at Fat Tuesday, 431 South St., 215-629-5999,
fat-tuesday.com. by Josh MiddletonFinally, a chance to reuse that crusty, beer-soaked Mummers costume you toiled on all year long.
Build Your Own BikeSun., Feb. 7, 14, 21 and 28, 3-5:30 p.m., $60, Neighborhood Bike Works, 3916 Locust Walk, 215-386-0316,
neighborhoodbikeworks.org.
by Tom TiballiEvery Sunday this month, Neighborhood Bike Works is teaching folks of
all experience levels how to construct a custom ride from their own
spare parts or ones purchased on-site.

Peer-to-PeerBrian James Kirk geeks out
by Brian James KirkReality is subjective throughout Brower's fictional corporation,
conjured to explain his diverse creations to the art world. For
instance, he says, a painting could come from the advertising
department, an electronic gadget from engineering. It's as serious as
it is silly.
Agenda Picks:
A Love Letter For YouTattoos available Sun.-Thu., Feb. 7-11 and Sun., Feb. 14, noon-9 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., Feb. 12-13, noon-midnight; various prices, Northern Liberties Tattoo, 823 N. Second St., 267-639-6019. Tattoo party and book-signing, Sat., Feb. 13, 6 p.m., free, Exit Skateshop, 825 N. Second St., 215-425-2450,
exitphiladelphia.com.
by Julia WestLowell recognized that the brilliant, pleasantly sentimental murals
Powers created around Philly in conjunction with the Mural Arts Project
would translate beautifully into flash tattoos.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiIcepack isn't the sporting type. Save for boxing and fencing (yes,
fencing), sports are too dull, corporate or meatheaded for me to care
about. But when football mattered and its broadcasting was still fun, Tom Brookshier was in on the huddle.
Agenda Picks:
I Love You, I Hate You by Josh MiddletonAllison Heishman, has been poring over 150 pages of City Paper's I Love You, I Hate You posts — and it's starting to drive her bonkers.
Prairie Home Companion Live!Thu., Feb. 4, 8 p.m., $20-$23, United Artists Riverview Theater, 1400 S. Columbus Blvd., 215-755-2219; The Bridge, 220 S. 40th St., 215-386-9800;
prairiehome.publicradio.org.
by Mandy BeeTonight, the beloved hootenanny will be broadcast in sound and video
live from its home theater in Minnesota to the entire country.