I had a Crocodile Dundee moment the other day, visiting my colleagues at City Paper. You remember the scene. Dundee, Australian bushman visiting New York, is threatened by some punk brandishing a skinny stiletto. “That’s not a knife,” says Dundee with a sly grin, as he slowly unsheathes a gargantuan Bowie. “That’s a knife.”
Such were my thoughts as I hoisted an issue of Panorama — a new, huge newspaper from San Francisco — and dropped it on City Paper’s lunchroom table with a thud that shook coffee cups.
“Holy shit,” gasped one staffer. “Oh. My. God,” said another. “The sheer volume is impressive,” offered a third, as she peered out enviously from behind some flimsy tabloid.
“So this is what people used to read.”
Some people still do.
Some people are even willing to pay, and handsomely, to have and to hold this creation. The first, and so far only, issue of the Panorama came out in early December, and it quickly went into a second printing, totaling some 40,000 copies. Even at $16 a pop, the publication — listed as issue 33 of McSweeney’s quarterly lit mag — has been back-ordered from Amazon since late December. I got my copy overnighted directly from the publisher.
The publisher of the San Francisco Panorama is David Eggers, author of What is the What, Zeitoun and A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius. Eggers says he published this newspaper of staggering proportions to remind us of the greatness of a really big paper.
“It’s amazing how it exploits everything that print can do,” concluded City Paper editor in chief Brian Howard. Which, fortunately, for the future of bigger and better newspapers happens to be many things at which the Internet sucks. Huge, colorful pages packed with information — that you can pin to your wall or put into your pocket.
Like a full-color, double-page centerfold graphic titled, “SF Sound: A partial survey of the past 50 years of popular and unpopular music in the San Francisco Bay Area.” It’s very big, some 20 by 30 inches, with the names of hundreds of bands, arranged in a starburst. Imagine what something like that would do for Philadelphia.
Panorama’s 10 sections total 120 broadsheet pages, which include original investigative stories (remember them?), sports, the arts, food and op-eds. Gigantic photos and outsize graphics are everywhere. Also included in the package is a magazine of 112 pages, and a book review of 96.
Of advertising, there is much, including a full page from Urban Outfitters. (This one really hurt. Urban Outfitters was a stalwart advertiser at City Paper when I started it. But, alas, no more.)
A score of comics, including stuff from Chris Ware, Daniel Clowes and Art Spiegelman. Several centerfold posters and even pop-ups made of cardstock that you can fold. And, of course, crosswords, puzzles and games. Because paper, after all, is for writing on.
Panorama is big enough to fill a month of Sundays. I wish I could show you online, but you really have to see it in person. Which of course is Eggers’ point.
In newspapering, size does matter. Holding the real thing feels good. And in an increasingly virtual, disconnected world, I believe that people crave the sensuous pleasure of a physical object, especially such a beautiful one.
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