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February 18th, 2010 other issues :
Drill, Baby, Drill!The inside story of Ed Rendell's plot to pillage Pennsylvania's forests, consequences be damned.
by Isaiah ThompsonRendell didn't withdraw his request to lease the forest land. In fact,
within a few weeks, he doubled it, to 80,000 acres.

Editor's Letter:
Loose Canon:
O-D on 200,000I'd consider a new car if there were any I actually wanted.
by Bruce SchimmelIf you own and drive a car, and think about all that really means, you
know how it is to be addicted to dirty mobility, and to be unhappy with
yourself about it.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"This is not NIMBY-ism for the disabled, low-income population; this is a safety issue for our neighborhood."

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
Nothing wets our pants quite like a report quantifying previously unquantified phenomena.
Disturbing the PeaceIn Philly, the cops will arrest you for taking pictures of them arresting people.
by Andrew ThompsonJauhien Sasnou was arrested for disorderly conduct after he took pictures of South Street cops clashing with
concertgoers.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Man Overboard!:
Snow ContestPOLL: Can you call dibs on a parking spot you shoveled?
Be seated. Now, on this seventh week of 2010 comes "Complainant," Man
Overboard!, with a Motion for Summary Judgment against "Defendant," the
Unknown Resident of the 4800 Block of Cedar, known to this court as
John/Jane Snow.

Full Exposure:
Lust in TranslationJohn Vettese sees what develops
by John VetteseAged and succumbing to Parkinson's disease, Edward Weston set up his
camera on the rocky California coast in 1948 and framed up his final
photographs.
Arts Picks:
Philly Rocks Your Playlist by Mark CoftaDon't wait till the 11th hour to buy tickets for Philly Rocks Your Playlist, the fifth annual fundraiser for Barrymore Award-winning 11th Hour Theatre Co.
Ancient Rome & America by Shaun Bradyvisual art Having just overthrown a king, America's founding fathers were understandably averse to monarchies, shunning the trappings of royalty while laying the groundwork for
Art:
Fever PitchOne Philly dance troupe lets imagination carry it to the farthest corners of reality.
by A.D. AmorosiPicture this: Frenetic, sweaty lonely-hearts swarm a dancefloor,
propelled by steely club music.
Theater Review:
Every Little Brit by David Anthony FoxFor all of Hare's airs, The Breath of Life is the stuff of a Lifetime movie.
Buddy System by Mark CoftaA palpable feeling exists in the audience of a Bruce Graham play: the
tingling sense of people eagerly awaiting reasons to laugh.
KaleidoscopeReality Hunger: A Manifesto | Black Dynamite | Bonfires on the Heath
Arts Picks:
Jimmy HeathThu., Feb. 18, 7:30 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341,
freelibrary.org.
by Shaun BradyThe title of saxophonist/composer Jimmy Heath's new autobiography, I Walked With Giants
(Temple University Press), is typically self-effacing, seemingly
ranking his achievements somewhere below the jazz legends with whom
he's worked.
Red HeroineFri., Feb. 19, 8 p.m., $12 (screening)-$15 (screening plus 6 p.m. Chinese New Year celebration), Ibrahim Theater at International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-387-5125,
ihousephilly.org.
by Molly EichelThe ass-kicking heroine is more fanboy fantasy than actualized female. But Yun Ko ain't one of those gun-toting busty babes.
New Edge MixFri.-Sat., Feb. 19-20, 8 p.m.; Sun., Feb. 21, 3 p.m.; $12, Community Education Center, 3500 Lancaster Ave., 215-387-1911,
cecarts.org.
by Janet AndersonFor 25 years, the Community Education Center's New Edge Mix has
provided experience "for performers who have had few performing
opportunities."
Once On This IslandLeo and Marty get Hitched on Shutter Island.
by Shaun BradyLeonardo DiCaprio, Scorsese's most recent muse, stars as a federal
marshal investigating a missing inmate on an isolated, Alcatraz-styled
mental institution. He starts the film looking worse off than most
action heroes do at the end of this sort of misadventure:
sweat-drenched, bandaged and vomiting from seasickness.
Oscar-Nominated Live-Action Shorts by Cindy FuchsJuanita Wilson's beautifully composed The Door is the likely winner of this years Oscar for Best Short Film.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.

One Track Mind:
Jeff The BrotherhoodBone Jam
by John VetteseA zippity fuzz guitar riff worthy of Yo La Tengo's "Sugarcube." Various oohs and high-spirited aahs. Handclaps, drumrolls and a single central dilemma: "How much money can we spend?"
Music Picks:
DaedelusMon., Feb. 22, 8 p.m., $10, with Nosaj Thing and Jogger, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanThis rare tour celebrates
the launch of his very own label, the excellently named Magical
Properties.
Suite Spot:
EvolverDarwin had the heart of a poet.
by Peter BurwasserCharles Darwin was a scientist, yes, but he had the heart of a poet.
Album Reviews:
Dead Moon Rising by Brian HowardSexagenarian husband/wife team Fred and Toody Cole's Pierced Arrows is
a different band than defunct Oregon forest grunge outfit Dead Moon,
which they also fronted.
Music Picks:
LookbookThu., Feb. 18, 9 p.m., $8, with Hair Rocket, Nude Beach and SuperGoose, M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577,
themanhattanroom.com.
by M.J. FineIf we set our time machine to 1986 and dropped Minneapolis' Lookbook
into a junior prom, their potential for slow-dance ubiquity would be as
high as that of any number of synth-pop duos.
Memory TapesFri., Feb. 19, 9 p.m., $10-$12, with Neon Indian and Making Time DJs, Voyeur, 1221 St. James St., 215-735-5772,
igetrvng.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanSomething is happening in South Jersey. Without a car, without a phone,
reportedly just hanging around the house with his 4-year-old, Davye
Hawk (frontman of erstwhile Philly rockers Hail Social) has somehow
cracked open music's gooey, gushing heart.
Mission of BurmaThu., Feb. 18, 8 p.m., $16, with Sleeper Agent, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 866-468-7619,
r5productions.com.
by M.J. FineSince 2002, the resurgent Mission of Burma has lasted twice as long as its 1979 to 1983 heyday and doubled its original output.
VV BrownThu., Feb. 18, 9 p.m., $8-$10, with Prowler, MarBar, 4000 Walnut St., 215-222-0800,
marbarphilly.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanShe can do the brassy '60s girl-group thing with the best of 'e.
Waiting GameLafayette Bistro is a neighborhood place in need of more neighbors.
by Trey PoppLafayette isn't exciting enough to pack in customers elbow-to-elbow,
yet it shouldn't be empty, either. The lonely glow of those vacant
tables is lovely in an Edward Hopper kind of way.
The Fab PhoA group of UPenn undergrads excel in the underground soup business.
by Drew LazorIf you're out and about around UPenn on a Monday evening and suddenly
catch a whiff of deep, fragrant pho broth — cracked clove, star anise,
the whole lot — follow your nose.
What's Cooking:
The Week in EatsGet Out!
by Alexandra HarcharekNational Pancake Day at IHOP | Rum Dinner at Terra | Winter Olympics at Devil's Den | "Chocolate, Candy and Cough Drops" at West Laurel Hill Cemetery
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorGarces Trading Company | Hoof Fin | Healthy Bites ToGo

Agenda Lead:
Show and TellPhotographer Henry Horenstein shoots the burlesque world and gives downtown drag king Murray Hill his close-up.
by Natalie Hope McDonald"I was uncertain about whether I could even be a photographer. He asked me what it is I love doing. I thought, well, I like country music and I like to bet on the horses. He told me to go take pictures of that and said, 'If you take bad pictures at least you'll have a good time.'"
Queer BaitJosh Middleton on the LGBTQ scene
by Josh MiddletonMr. Gay Philadelphia Preliminary Rounds | Traverse Arts Project's Red Carpet Party | Philadelphia Black Gay Pride Fundraiser
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiAnyway, fast forward. Everyone's thrilled he's bringing a Pathmark to the NoLibs building block. Klassy with a k, that is.
Agenda Picks:
Coal CountryFri., Feb. 19, 7 p.m., free, Wooden Shoe Books, 704 South St., 215-413-0999,
woodenshoebooks.com.
by Emily CurrierCoal is deeply embedded in the history and economy of the people of the
Appalachian Mountains, but many of the decisions about coal mining fall
to the regional EPA office here in Philadelphia.
Desperate and DatelessDesperate and Dateless, Fri., Feb. 19, 7:30 p.m., $18-$30, Downstairs at World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by Sam KaplanFor their latest show, sketch comedy troupe the WaitStaff (including CP
ad lady Sara Carano) explores failed relationships and excruciating
breakups just in time for Valentine's Day's miserable wake.
The Darwin Music and Poetry ProjectFri., Feb. 19, 8 p.m., and Sun., Feb. 21, 2 p.m., $20, American Philosophical Society Museum, 427 Chestnut St., 215-848-7647,
apsmuseum.org.
by Julia WestFinding artists to create work based on Charles Darwin was cake for the American Philosophical Society Museum.
Hal SparksFri.-Sat., Feb. 19-20, 8 and 10:30 p.m.; Sun., Feb. 21, 6 p.m., $18, Stress Factory, 90 Church St., New Brunswick, N.J., 732-545-4242,
stressfactory.com.
by Brendan BianowiczHal Sparks is best known to the world as a talking head on VH1's I Love the '70s/'80s/'90s, but he's been working the standup circuit since he was a teenager.
The 21st Annual Celebration of African CulturesSat., Feb. 20, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., free with $10 admission, University of Pennsylvania Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology, 3260 South St., 215-898-4000,
penn.museum.
by Emily CurrierThe 21st annual Celebration of African Cultures meshes ancient traditions with contemporary culture, from Capoeira to hip-hop.