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February 25th, 2010 other issues :
The Art of The Art of the StealThe Barnes debacle hits the big screen.
by Sam AdamsOver the course of Toronto's 10 days, you could hear the conversations about The Art of the Steal
growing more frequent and more intense, as if someone were steadily
turning up the volume. Like the Barnes itself, the movie felt like a
secret that thousands of people had discovered on their own.

Loose Canon:
U-Pay Health CareGive people the means and incentive to spend wisely.
by Bruce SchimmelMy friend Frank and I rarely agree on politics. I say left, he says
right. But in the matter of health care, we are beginning to see things
the same way.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"You can't Monday morning quarterback the actions of a group with which you have no basis of knowledge."

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman and Holly OtterbeinIf you're like us — and we know you are because we've seen you in the shower
— you spent last week wondering what in the holy hell is going on in Lower Merion Township, where school officials were accused of secretly spying on their students via Webcams in their district-issued laptops.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.
Risk and RewardDredging the Delaware might not bring as many jobs as proponents claim.
by Holly OtterbeinThe environmentalists' main argument these last two decades has been
that the deepening will stir up toxic sediments that could pollute
drinking water and jeopardize environmental habitats. But
Maya van Rossum is now making a bold claim that's only been hinted at
before. She thinks the jobs promised by deepening advocates are a sham.

Man Overboard!:
Mob MentalityMaybe we should just go ahead and sue the Internet.
by Isaiah ThompsonAfter the flash mob, School District of Philadelphia Superintendent Arlene Ackerman charted a similar course, rejecting
the idea of having the school district monitor social networking sites
while pointing the finger at society.
What should she do? Fair question. I don't know. But probably not nothing.

Re-View:
Play your LaceRobin Rice on Visual Art: Encantamientos/Enchantments at Painted Bride Arts Center
by Robin RiceGuest curator Anabelle Rodriguez-Gonzalez's inspired pairing at the
Painted Bride — Rodriguez Calero and Henry Bermudez — looks gorgeous
and generates a rich, thoughtful visual dialogue.

Last ChanceCatch it or regret it
by Holly Otterbein"All That's Left" at Proximity Gallery | "Going from Nowhere" at Philadelphia Photo Arts Center | "Seductive Subversion: Women in Pop Art 1958-1968" at University of the Arts
Arts Picks:
Picasso and the Avant-Garde in ParisThrough April 25, $20, Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Ben Franklin Parkway, 215-763-8100,
philamuseum.org.
by A.D. AmorosiBringing forth everything from violent color schemes and overwrought
angles to his peculiar use of the Minotaur, Pablo Picasso's time spent
in France between the World Wars was his mightiest.
Kaleidoscope"Nameless and Reverberating" | Efterklang's Magic Chairs | Curator's Choice 2010: Unseen Corners of the Secret Cinema Archives | Microworld(s) Part 2: The Undiscovered Country
Arts Picks:
Black GraceFri., Feb. 26, 7:30 p.m.; Sat., Feb. 27, 2:30 and 7:30 p.m., $34-$44, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999,
kimmelcenter.org.
by Deni KasrelWhat exactly constitutes Pacific dance? If you're curious to know, be sure to catch New Zealand-based Black Grace at the Kimmel Center this weekend.
The Ghost WriterCity Paper Grade: B-
by Sam AdamsConsidering that it's been more than a decade since The Ninth Gate, you'd think Polanski would have had more in store.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.
Controlled ChaosBehind the choreographed freak-outs of West Philly's Grandchildren.
by John VetteseWest Philly six-piece Grandchildren blurs the line between avant-garde spontaneity and finely honed pop chops.
Music Picks:
Surfer BloodMon., March 1, 7 p.m., $10 with Turbo Fruits, The Barbary, 951 Frankford Ave., 866-468-7619,
r5productions.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanThis fresh-faced Floridian crew former hardcore types currently
cresting on a sweet wave of 'net-hype sure know how to pile on the
attention-getting hipster tropes.
Aid or Invade:
Chile!It would be impossible for Inti-Illimani to kick more ass.
by Rodney AnonymousThe cover of Antologia Vol. I 1973-1978 depicts the band members
draped in red ponchos which make them look like a satanic cult about to chase Peter Fonda through the woods in a B-movie
circa 1973 to 1978.
Album ReviewsShout Out Louds | Scanners | Krisha Das
One Track Mind:
Miles Kurosky"The World Won't Last the Night"
by Patrick RapaMiles Kurosky loves you but he's chosen darkness.
Show Me How You Do That TrickThe Silence Kit's new album is their most cohesive statement so far.
by Patrick RapaFrontman Patrick McCay makes no bones about his love for post-punk
Britishisms; the artful arrangements, stark guitars and charismatic
vocals recall Joy Division or The Cure.
Music Picks:
All CrazySat., Feb. 27, 9 p.m., $5, The Blockley Pourhouse, 3801 Ludlow St., 215-222-1234,
theblockley.com.
by Patrick RapaFlagrantly radio-friendly, but friendly nonetheless, All Crazy is back
with another album full of positive/positively unchallenging
"Hip-Rock."
Sugar TownSat., Feb. 27, 9 p.m., $7, with Kitten Disaster, The Sky Drops, She Ends All and DJ Maura Johnston, Tritone, 1508 South St., 215-545-0475,
tritonebar.com.
by Patrick RapaNine years in (with a few interruptions), Sara Sherr's monthly ladyfest
remains one of the most reliable sources of new/underexposed music in
Philly.
Georgia Anne MuldrowThu., Feb. 25, 8:30 p.m., $12-$15, with Dudley Perkins, Aquil and Electric Lady, Arts Garage, 1533 Ridge Ave., 215-765-2702,
georgiaannemuldrow.eventbrite.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanMuldrow's a key player in the jazzy Afrodelic future-funk groove-world
orbiting around SoCal labels Stones Throw and Ubiquity count Sa-Ra,
Madlib, Erykah Badu and Mos Def among her collaborators and fellow
travellers.
Wild BeastsThu., Feb. 25, 9 p.m., $10, with Still Life Still, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
johnnybrendas.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanIt's not too often that you hear something genuinely, joltingly unexpected on an indie rock record these days.
On a BoatMichael Schulson focuses on flavor at his stylish 13th Street hang.
by David SnyderInstead of making Asian dishes accessible by dumbing things down, Sampan heads in the opposite direction
— more flavor. The results are often delicate and beautiful.
'Shine OnBook Review: Chasing the White Dog: An Amateur Outlaw's Adventures in Moonshine
by Drew LazorArchival dexterity aside, Watman is at his strongest when it comes to
profiling the vibrant (and almost entirely male) cast of characters
that serve as moonshining's surprisingly diverse ambassadors.
What's Cooking:
The Week in EatsGet Out!
by Alexandra HarcharekTuna Tasting Menu at Blackfish | "Foodies, Chefs & the Blogosphere" at Pen and Pencil Club | Dining with Dr. Seuss Week at The Pop Shop | Foodery Beer Class at Nodding Head | Flower Show Menu at Bistro St. Tropez
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorPhilly Sweettooth | Doma | Xochitl | Anima Napoletana | It's A CupCake

Agenda Lead:
Peeling the LayersHow The Onion benefits the Theater of the Absurd.
by Lauren F. FriedmanThe Onion essays are not serious, but Raw Onion is
directed with the conceit that the monologues will be more entertaining
if they are performed by characters who are at least somewhat
believable. The joke becomes the absurdity of the character, not just
the punch lines in the text.
Agenda Picks:
Flower Show Food TourMon.-Sat., March 1-6, 3 p.m., $35, Rittenhouse Square, 215-360-1996,
cityfoodtours.com.
by Alexandra HarcharekCity Food Tours hosts a three-hour walking tour inspired by the Philadelphia Flower Show.
Ecbacc Comic WorkshopsTue., March 2, 4:30 p.m., free, Free Library, West Oak Branch, 2000 Washington Lane, 215-685-2843; Wed., March 3, 4 p.m., free, Free Library, Wynnefield Branch, 5325 Overbrook Ave., 215-685-0298,
ecbacc.com.
by Julia WestThe ECBACC is touring the libraries of Philly in conjunction with One
Book, One Philadelphia to get kids hyped on reading, writing and
drawing through a love of comic books.
A Mad Tea PartyWed., March 3, 6-8 p.m., $5-$10 (registration required), Rosenbach Museum & Library, 2008 Delancey Place, 215-732-1600,
rosenbach.org.
by Tom TiballiAlexis Siemons wants secret brew buffs to come out of the tea chest.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiBetween the fire at Gamble and Huff's Philadelphia International Records studios and Electric Factory Larry Magid leaving Live Nation, we've taken a hard left and quite a bruising.
Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Felicia D'AmbrosioIn Philadelphia, our scattershot Fashion Week programming is a
delightful diversion, not a business opportunity, for most spectators.
Agenda Picks:
Pabst Blue Ribbon Crafting ChallengeSat., Feb. 27, 3 p.m., $8, 2424 Studios Skybox, 2424 York St.,
2424studios.com.
by Josh MiddletonArt may be objective, but the only thing that can possibly be imagined
when staring at a sculpture derived from used PBR cans is, "Mmm, beer."
What Farocki TaughtThu., Feb. 25-Sat., Feb. 27, $5-$8, Ibrahim Theater at International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-3875125,
ihousephilly.org.
by Sam KaplanYou might walk out of International House's upcoming Harun Farocki series feeling a little shaken.
Cabaret Red Light's "The Experiment" by Emily CurrierThrough vaudeville and original music, time travelers will recount
their travels in the future, when Pornographic Socialism's slogan
"working hard, staying hard" reigns.