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Reinventing ArlenOne year after he fled the GOP, Pa.'s senior senator is scratching and clawing to do what he does best: survive.
by Dan HirschhornToday, Arlen Specter is courting Democratic voters and liberal constituencies more proactively, more earnestly and more publicly than he's ever had to before. Still, his seeming willingness to change his allegiances and positions on a dime leaves some in his new party wondering, bluntly: How the hell can we trust this guy?

Editor's Letter:
Pie Fight! by Brian HowardHell, it distracts from the fact that our own country has a successful
and popular scaled-down version of government-run health care. It's
called Medicare.

Loose Canon:
Meet the Tree GuyPlanting trees created money in New York.
by Bruce Schimmel"Trees are the great organizer, and there are very few people who don't
like them. In Chicago, we found that neighborhoods hold up a tree as a sign of
prosperity, as a symbol of life. You know, a family tree."
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A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman, Brian Howard and Holly OtterbeinTo Philly's Earth Quaker Action Team, simply building
green doesn't cut it. Throughout last week, the group's members
protested outside of the Flower Show, which PNC sponsored, because the
bank does business with coal companies responsible for mountaintop removal.

Man Overboard!:
Equa-burdenIf we are going to start drafting up clever new taxes, we'd first better make sure they're fair.
by Isaiah ThompsonThe proposal, which would tax retailers 2 cents for every ounce of
"sugar-sweetened beverage" that they sell — soda, Gatorade,
frappa-mocha-chinos, and (I checked) tonic water, among others — may be
multipurpose, but it's not equa-purpose. Nor is it equa-burdensome.

Sports:
Your Fantasy Draft PrimerWho to pick — and who to avoid — on the 2010 Phillies squad.
by E. James BealeFor those of us who live and die with the varied success of our clever
fantasy team names — bye-bye Spliff Lees, hello The Halladay Inn — that
means the time is nigh to sucker our friends into overrating Mets and
finding the new breakout stars.

Soapboxer:
The New NormalOnce it's policy, there's no going back.
by Jeffrey C. BillmanThe excise tax is unfairly targeted. The promised fixes may not materialize. You have every right to worry. Screw it. It's game time. Pass the bill.

The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Art:
Queen BeePhilly's matriarch of the stage talks motherhood, menopause and Florence Henderson.
by David Anthony FoxFrom frothy musicals to heavy drama, a season doesn't go by without a
memorable Mary Martello performance. Now she's written her own vehicle, Happily Ever After, an exploration of what happens to fairy princesses when they hit a certain age.
Re-View:
School TiesRobin Rice on Visual Art: Picasso and the Avant-Garde in Paris
by Robin RicePablo Picasso and his Paris pals at the Philadelphia Museum of Art feels like a high school reunion.
Dance:
Style and SubstanceREVIEW: Pennsylvania Ballet's Carmina Burana
by Janet AndersonFor decades, Pennsylvania Ballet considered Carmina Burana its signature work, but by 2007 the somber John Butler ballet looked a bit tired.
Theater Review:
Violent DelightsREVIEW: Arden Theatre Co.'s Romeo and Juliet
by Mark CoftaSome might find Brian Sidney Bembridge's wood-and-steel set plain, but it echoes Shakespeare's Globe Theatre thrust stage well.
Raising the BardREVIEW: People's Light & Theatre Co.'s King Lear
by Mark CoftaIf a checklist for good Shakespeare direction exists, Steve Umberger's King Lear at People's Light & Theatre Co. earns a near-perfect grade.
Arts Picks:
Waiting for GodotMarch 12-28, $30, Latvian Society, 531 N. Seventh St., 800-595-4849,
egopo.org.
by Mark CoftaBrenna Geffers recognizes the anxiety Samuel Beckett reveals in his 1953 existential play Waiting for Godot, but the EgoPo director isn't sweating the task of staging modern theater's most revered text.
KaleidoscopeKensington Kinetic Sculpture Derby | The Calcination of Scout Niblett | Janelle Monáe | YACHT
Arts Picks:
Red ThreadFri., March 12, 7:30 p.m.; Sat., March 13, 2 and 7:30 p.m.; $20, Performance Garage, 1515 Brandwine St., 215-546-2552,
philadanceprojects.org.
by Janet AndersonLisa Kraus, Eva Kraczag and Vicky Shick, who danced together in Trisha
Brown's renowned NYC troupe in the '70s, reunite to perform a
collaborative world première, Red Thread.
In the HoodThree directors tackle the Yorkshire Ripper in the Red Riding trilogy.
by Sam AdamsThe Red Riding trilogy, adapted from a series of novels by David Pearce, offers some of the satisfactions of its more costly cousins; it's not a heroic coming-of-age tale but a dense, sprawling tapestry that finds its way into every dark and seamy corner of the north of England.
A ProphetCity Paper Grade: B
by Sam AdamsSet largely in a French cell block, Jacques Audiard's A Prophet is less a film noir than gris, its scuffed-up surfaces suggesting a world where everything and everyone is just about spent.
The Next MovementOh! Pears' Corey Duncan is assembling an ambitious rock orchestra.
by John VetteseDuncan, former guitarist of heady rock combo Pattern Is Movement, is
joined by two cellos, two violas and an upright bass. It's the first
sectional rehearsal for his new band Oh! Pears' record release show on
March 13. Strings today. Tomorrow is percussion, later in the week is
choral/flute and finally full band.
Reconsider Me:
Lovely BettieBettie Serveert: Palomine vs. Pharmacy of Love
by M.J. FineYou probably haven't paid much mind to Amsterdam alt-rockers Bettie
Serveert in more than a decade — if you ever paid them any mind at all
— but they've never really stopped doing what they do.
Music Picks:
Foreign BornSat., March 13, 9 p.m., $10-$12, with Free Energy and Clovers, Mar Bar, 4000 Walnut St., 215-222-0800,
marbarphilly.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanWhile not as overtly ethno-flecked as their multiculti kissing-cousins/alter egos, Fool's Gold, sunny L.A. denizens Foreign Born still ring true to their world-wandering moniker.
The Low AnthemFri., March 12, 8 p.m., $13, with Annie & The Beekeepers and Lissie, First Unitarian Sanctuary, 2125 Chestnut St., 866-468-7619,
r5productions.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanOh My God Charlie Darwin — evolutionary inspirations aside
— about the furthest thing imaginable from the artily esoteric,
operatic take on On the Origin of Species recently released by Swedish synth-pop duo The Knife.
Green ZoneA peculiar spirit behind your local cocktail bar is having its moment.
by Tim HylandFrom that initial NyQuil shock to the down-the-gullet burn (it's 110 proof —
55 percent alcohol), Green Chartreuse presents a challenging drinking
experience. Which is probably why so few Chartreuse newbies become
Chartreuse regulars.

Spirit Sister:
The ClimbBehind Ladder 15's Ansill-fied revamp.
by Felicia D'AmbrosioNot every business owner can admit failure, but those who do have an opportunity to start fresh.
What's Cooking:
The Week In Eats: Philly Beer Weekend EditionGet Out!
by Alexandra HarcharekLeft Hand Arm Wrestling at South Philly Tap Room | Pour Your Own Guinness at O'Neal's | Craft Beer Express | Stout Brunch at Johnny Brenda's | Brewers Plate at Penn Museum
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorJay's Favorite Sushi Bar | Ro-Zu | Felicia D'Ambrosio's new column, Spirit Sister | Chick-fil-A | 500° | Fare

Agenda Lead:
Don't Block the BoxLocal comic artist Box Brown has a theory on why Everything Dies.
by Brian James Kirk"From certain standpoints, the facts are funny."
Agenda Picks:
Energy Efficiency ImprovementsCommercial property owners, Tue., March 16, 3-4 p.m.; Residential property owners, Tue., March 23, 5:30-6:30 p.m., free, Free Library, Walnut Street West Branch, 201 S. 40th St., 215-685-7671,
universitycity.org.
by Mandy BeeStop bitching about the PECO bill and do something about it.
Paul MooneyWed.-Thu., March 17-18, 8 p.m.; Fri-Sat., March 19-20, 8 and 10:30 p.m.; $15-$20, Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001,
heliumcomedy.com.
by Brendan Bianowicz"There's always a message in my comedy and you may not get it that
night. It's like time bombs. It'll get you a week later.
You'll understand."
Keyboard KaraokeEvery Tue., 8 p.m., Jolly's Dueling Piano Bar, 2006 Chestnut St., 267-687-1161,
jollyspianobar.com.
by Tom TiballiKaraoke just became a blood sport.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiHow do we know spring's arrived? Other than a glowing sun melting Philly's ice sculpture weathermen?
Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Felicia D'AmbrosioSoul Purl | PHAG Liquidation Sale | Lisa M. Reisman at Liberty Place
Agenda Picks:
Liberty Bears Art ShowFri.-Sat., March 12-13, 7 p.m., $5, Bike Stop, 206 S. Quince St., third floor, 215-627-1662,
thebikestop.com.
by Josh MiddletonThe members of the bear community may have a reputation for wreaking havoc, but under that tough, brawny exterior
lies a sensitive spot for fine art and goodwill.
Bell 3 Figure Drawing by Emily CurrierIt's difficult to achieve a more laid-back, artistic atmosphere than Bell 3 Figure Drawing, which is exactly the point.