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The Fall GuyThe student the School District blamed for the violence at South Philadelphia High School shares his story. It's not the same one District officials have been telling.
by Isaiah ThompsonThe Vietnamese student in the middle of the SPHS controversy has his own story to tell — and so far, it's one that hasn't been told, because neither Judge James T. Giles, the police nor any school official has ever bothered to ask him what happened.

Editor's Letter:
Oh Ale NoIs the PLCB creating a culture of beer fear?
by Brian Howard"We play by the rules and whatever we perceived to be unlicensed, we
immediately took off and sent back. We do everything by the book, no
matter how irrational the book is."

Loose Canon:
She Got Jobs"We are perfectly situated to receive a wave of money."
by Bruce SchimmelLiz Robinson has an interesting problem: She has a growing number of good-paying, light construction jobs with good benefits, and not enough takers.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"This group is the most inconsistent group of basketball players with high salaries that was ever assembled."
4,671That's how many victims Philly's only domestic violence shelter turned away last year.
by Holly Otterbein"We had no idea it was going to be this bad." Keafer is not referring to the number of employees that
WAA had to lay off, or even
the crucial children's services that have fallen by the wayside. She's
talking about the number of victims looking for an escape that WAA has
had to plumb turn away.
A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman, Holly Otterbein and Andrew ThompsonMany business owners would rather get the shits from their effete employees than see these bills pass.

Soapboxer:
No, You Can't Have a PonyIt's time to grow up.
by Jeffrey C. BillmanWe have a serious problem: that is, the absolute lack of seriousness in our discussions of how we solve these problems.

Man Overboard!:
Adults, in TheoryThe incidents at South Philly High School are systemic.
by Isaiah Thompson"Everyone" hasn't been targeted at SPHS: Asians have been targeted. And "everyone" hasn't done the targeting.

The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Sports:
March Madness!Too soon for "Two Coreys" jokes.
by E. James BealeWhile the true sports fan can fend for himself, the other 90 percent
needs something to talk about. We're here to provide talking points on
the two teams you're going to have to deal with most.

Art:
A Woman of AppetitesKathleen Turner comes to Philly kicking ass and taking names.
by A.D. AmorosiWritten by sister journalists Margaret and Allison Engel, the one-woman
play takes on
Ivins' brassy wit with a lust-for-life robustness that only Kathleen Turner
could handle.
Full Exposure:
Mega MastersJohn Vettese sees what develops: Megawords in NYC
by John VetteseMegawords magazine's showcase at New York City independent publishing hub
Printed Matter is like a three-dimensional scrapbook.
Theater Review:
The Confidence of OthersREVIEW: Language Rooms
by Mark CoftaA greater awareness of the struggles of Arab-Americans is an unintended, but much overdue, benefit of post-9/11 rumination.
KaleidoscopeMiro Mash-Ups | MANNA's Shut Up & Dance 2010 | Little Dragon | The Big To-Do
Arts Picks:
Macbeth/MidsummerMarch 19-May 9, $35, Philadelphia Shakespeare Theatre, 2111 Sansom St., 215-496-8001,
phillyshakespeare.org.
by Mark CoftaThese plays are night and day, but since PST's hired the same actors for both productions, they might not feel so different.
Kun-Yang Lin/DancersThu.-Sat., March 18-20, 8 p.m., $25, Painted Bride Art Center, 230 Vine St., 215-925-9914,
paintedbride.org.
by Christine AdkinsThe piece relates the four elements of calligraphy: ink, brush,
inkstone and paper, to the four elements of dance: body, energy, time
and space.
Dance:
SCUBAFri., March 19, 7:30 p.m.; Sat., March 20, 2:30 p.m., $22, Conwell Dance Theater, 1801 N. Broad St., 215-546-2552,
danceboxoffice.com.
by Deni KasrelImports hail from Minneapolis and San
Francisco, presenting pieces
inspired by the human nervous system and George Orwell's Animal Farm.
MotherCity Paper Grade: A-
by Shaun BradyMother plays similar is a gritty policier which also
becomes a slapstick comedy, and both a melo- and psycho-drama without
ever conceding its whodunit identity.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Album ReviewsTed Leo and the Pharmacists | Emma Pollock | Seabear | Gorillaz | Acrassicauda
Suite Spot:
The House RulesThe Academy of Vocal Arts will congratulate itself with — what else? — a whole lot of singing.
by Peter BurwasserThe Academy of Vocal Arts' hall on Spruce Street, Helen Corning Warden
Theater, is a most unlikely opera venue, but it is also a wonderful one. AVA will congratulate itself next Wednesday night with, what else, a
whole lot of singing.
One Track Mind:
Joanna Newsom"On a Good Day"
by K. Ross HoffmanIn four brief stanzas, sharing a single, unspeakably sweet melody,
Newsom nimbly but lucidly sketches the emotional arc of her whole
two-hour opus.
Music Picks:
Fruit BatsSun., March 21, 9 p.m., $12, with Blue Giant, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 215-739-9684,
johnnybrendas.com.
by Brian HowardJames Mercer may be off doing his electro-pop thing with Broken Bells,
but that doesn't mean you need to go without oblique, brainy,
navel-gazing guitar pop.
AirThu., March 18, 8 p.m., $40, with AM and DJ Justin Paul, Electric Factory, 421 N. Seventh St., 610-784-5400,
livenation.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanAir first struck library-lounge gold more than a decade ago, and
they're still digging that same vein they mined to uncanny perfection.
Seuss ChefEnvironmental lip service takes a back seat to tasty a.m. fare at Green Eggs Café.
by Trey PoppQuinoa porridge sounds like an attempt to out-vegan the staunchest
eco-Samaritan who ever walked in hemp sandals, but Green Eggs turned it
into a $4.50 bowl of luxuriant bliss.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Alexandra HarcharekThursday Night Tastings at Bar Ferdinand |
Rosé/Cheese/Charcuterie Night at Mémé |
Duvel Green Tasting at Devil's Den |
Wine IQ Class at Pinot Wine Boutique |
Philadelphia Real Ale Invitational at Yards
Brewing Co. |
March Madness at Le Bec-Fin
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorTabu Lounge & Sports Bar | Gaetano's Italian Deli | King Kabob | Pub & Kitchen | Wishing Well | 500°
Tool AcademyREVIEW: Blood Into Wine
by Drew LazorWith Merkin Vineyards and the associated
Caduceus Cellars, Keenan and partner/mentor Eric Glomski are perched
upon "the frontier of viticulture," setting out to prove that the soil
can produce good grapes, a task described by one Napa Valley winemaker
as "trying to make wine on the moon."

Agenda Lead:
Fold-Up FolliesTiny two-wheelers race through Fairmount at the Brompton Folder bike race.
by Julia West"Monty Python meets Tour de France" is what Trophy Bikes co-owner
Michael McGettigan keeps calling the Brompton Folder U.S. bike race.
The more he talks about it, the more apt the term he coined seems.
Agenda Picks:
Tom WilsonWed., March 24-Sat., March 27, 8 and 10:30 p.m., $10-$15, Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001,
heliumcomedy.com.
by Mandy BeeBefore he became Biff in Back to the Future,
Tom Wilson was just a normal Philadelphia lad. What drew him away? "I was unable to develop a love of Izod sportswear," says
Wilson.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiYou'll see The Runaways and wonder what the chicks from Twilight and I Am Sam are doing wearing shags in an un-ironic fashion. They're acting.
Queer BaitJosh Middleton on the LGBTQ scene
by Josh MiddletonSame-Sex Ballroom Dance Competition | Pink Pub Crawl | Flyerse Gay Community Night
Agenda Picks:
Philadelphia Beard and Moustache CompetitionSat., March 20, 8 p.m., $5, Studio 34, 4522 Baltimore Ave., 215-387-3434,
studio34yoga.com.
by Amy StraussVandegrift, proudly unshaven for more than six months, invites fellows
and females to contend in five non-gendered, audience-judged contests
over natural and free-styled full and partial beards, 'staches, fakes
and much more.
DIY Quick and Dirty Printeresting Swap by Julia WestNothing in life is free, but if you know how to work it, you can score
an interesting trade. That's the theory behind Printeresting's DIY swap.
Yelp's Philly Homegrown PartySat., March 20, 8-10 p.m., free, CITYSPACE, 2200 Walnut St., 215-626-3650,
yelp.com.
by Alexandra HarcharekUser review site Yelp goes Philly-centric at its party of all things
"artsy, crafty and creative," featuring farm-to-table restaurants and
galleries highlighting area artists.
Celebration of Our Blessings with Gro Mambo by Tom TiballiMambo is holding a traditional Haitian voodoo ceremony, which doubles
as a fundraiser for those not feeling the love from aid distribution
centers.
Navigating Open Relationships by Josh MiddletonSexploratorium instructor Kira Manser believes openly exploring
individual sexual needs may initiate an emboldened partnership that
exudes honesty and communication.