other issues :
The Clamorous LifeU.S. Girls' big dreams and strange adventures in lo-fi.
by Patrick RapaA young veteran of the music scenes in Chicago and
Portland, Ore., Remy performs under the curiously plural moniker U.S.
Girls. The "band" is just her and a whole mess of equipment. Ghostly and all but
incoherent, her voice rises and falls beneath thick layers of
distortion and snippets of white noise. There are hints and glimmers of
recognizable rock conventions, but it's pretty safe to say she's
not for everyone.

Editor's Letter:
5 & 34McNabb's departure was both pre-ordained and eternally unlikely.
by Brian HowardAs to the idea that it was folly trading McNabb to a team the Eagles
will face twice a year, Beale is pointed: "I've watched him in enough
big games to say I'm not afraid of him in big games. I wish him the
best for 14 games a season."

Loose Canon:
Educating RinaIt's almost a parody of public participation.
by Bruce SchimmelCity Hall is charging forward with plans for street furniture, and it's
surprising how little is known about what we'll be seeing, sitting in
and tossing trash at for the next 20 years.
Feedback:
Going HardballFormer allies are frustrated with Councilwoman Quiñones-Sánchez.
by Isaiah ThompsonCouncilwoman Maria Quiñones-Sánchez, ENPC leaders charge, has brushed them aside and
failed to deliver on a promise to help the coalition achieve its dream
of obtaining vacant lots and turning them into a community-based "land
trust" — a nonprofit that would own community land and give residents a
say in development in the neighborhood.
Walk OnA Philly man will walk across the country. He's not sure why, either.
by Eric Pettersson"It's not just a point-A-to-point-B thing," he says. "It's going to be
a serious analysis of one person's head, when they have nothing to do
but think about what they've done, what's going on, what they want to
do."
A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Holly Otterbein and Andrew ThompsonNote to Congress: Get on the ball, please.

Man Overboard!:
It's Say Stuff Month!If you're going to get messy with your numbers, say it, don't spray it.
by Isaiah ThompsonKeep up the good work, say I, Steve: Say Stuff Month doesn't last forever (and Do Stuff Month is a killer).

Sports:
Blog F'in ChampsWill The Fightins become a full-time job?
by E. James BealeGiven that so many of the blogs The Fightins beat out are either run by mainstream sites or, like CSN's The 700 Level,
are now officially under a corporate banner, you have to wonder how far
away The Fightins is from becoming a full-time job. "Far," says meech.

The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Art:
Talking in MathsFor multimedia artist Jebney Lewis, global warming is an equation waiting to be solved.
by Bruce WalshSince 2005, Lewis has been a go-to technical director for
experimental theater artists like Pig Iron Theatre Co. and Thaddeus
Phillips. He specializes in doing a lot with a little. But with works like the sculptural "Bifurcation, Hysteresis,
Catastrophe," Lewis is finally starting to lead his own conceptual projects.
Arts Picks:
Stretch (A Fantasia)Through April 25, $29-$48, People's Light & Theatre Co., 39 Conestoga Road, Malvern, 610-644-3500,
peopleslight.org.
by Mark CoftaSusan Bernfield's Stretch (A Fantasia) is less about history than about coping with history happening around us.
Re-View:
Aura ImplicitRobin Rice on Visual Art | Emil Baumann: Paintings
by Robin RicePainting is a primary means of expression for Baumann. He does not
title or explain his paintings, but they speak vividly to the viewer.
KaleidoscopeThe African Queen | Fat Pig | Human Barbecue | Justified
Arts Picks:
NerveThrough May 2, $15-$25, Azuka Theatre at the Latvian Society, 531 N. Seventh St., 215-733-0255,
azukatheatre.org.
by Mark CoftaYou've got to admire local actors like Leah Walton and Charlie
DelMarcelle, who piece together careers doing quality work for small
theater companies, sometimes with no break between gigs.
Screen CaptureThe Philadelphia Film Society courts cinephiles with a free mini-festival.
The Good, The Bad and the Weird | Harry Brown | I Am Love | The Joneses | Looking for Eric | No Crossover: The Trial of Allen Iversion | The Square | Tales From the Golden Age
Mid-August LunchCity Paper Grade: B
by Sam AdamsAs shimmering and insubstantial as heat haze, the first film by Gianni
Di Gregorio is an evanescent pleasure, an airy morsel that dissolves on
the tongue, imparting only the faintest hint of flavor.
Strange DaysTom DiCillo's Doors documentary unearths rare footage of the Lizard King.
by Molly EichelRarely seen pieces of footage elevate When You're Strange above its by-the-numbers rock-doc trappings.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.

Reconsider Me:
Over the WallJakob Dylan's Women + Country
by M.J. FineJakob Dylan's got little reason to revive The Wallflowers; with his second solo
album, he proves he's more than capable of bearing the weight.
Music Picks:
UnivoxMon., April 12, 7 p.m., $8, with Thinking Machines, Ornery Little Darlings and Br'er, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., 215-787-0488,
northstarbar.com.
by Patrick RapaMaybe it's that dirty garage sound offset by those mesmerizing,
multi-tiered vocals (everybody sings! at once sometimes!), or maybe
it's the dark, smirking lyrics.
tUnE-yArDsTue., April 13, 8 p.m., $12, with Xiu Xiu, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849,
r5productions.com.
by K. Ross HoffmantUnE-yArDs, the one-woman deconstructionist pop project of Oakland's
Merrill Garbus, has gotta be the oddest inclusion in this year's Roots
Picnic lineup.
Rocky Votolato/ Brooke WaggonerSat., April 10, 6 p.m., sold out; 9 p.m., $12; First Unitarian Side Chapel, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849,
r5productions.com.
by Patrick RapaWith a voice like aquarium gravel (just rough enough), Seattle
singer-songwriter Rocky Votolato has made his bones singing urgent
little broken-heart anthems and strumming his acoustic.
JottoSat., April 10, 9 p.m., $8, with Deadly Technologies, The M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577,
themanhattanroom.com.
by John VetteseThey put up a decent facade of arty, antsy dance rock, but make no mistake: Jotto has always been keen on understatement.
AlohaSat., April 10, 7:30 p.m., $10, with Ecstatic Sunshine, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by A.D. AmorosiIf Minus the Bear had a more dashing experimental streak, they'd
be Ohio-born's Aloha.
Paper BirdSat., April 10, 9 p.m., $12-$15, with Mason Porter and Tom Hamilton's American Babies, and Wed., April 14, 7:30 p.m., $13-$15, with Tao-Rodriguez Seeger and Marc Silver, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanThe septet's A Sky Underground EP boasts a potent, passionate blend of old-timey
mountain soul.
Philly GumboFri., April 9, 10 p.m., $12-$13, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by Mary ArmstrongPlaying in Philly Gumbo was an act of love, not a career move.
Baby Dee/David E. WilliamsThu., April 8, 9 p.m., $14-$15, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by A.D. AmorosiCleveland's Baby Dee has been a church organist, a circus
tricyclist, a harpist, a go-go dancer, a barkeep at Manhattan's famed
Pyramid Club, a Johnson for Antony and the Johnsons and, once upon a
time, a man.
Pie PiperThe pizza at Zavino is good but it's far from the only reason to visit.
by Trey PoppChef Steve Gonzalez hails from Southwest Philly but has spent the last
decade or so out of town. His
résumé also includes Vetri, and that's the one that shows — his homemade pasta is what's really
distinguished Zavino in its first few months.
Pon de ReFlayQ&A: Bobby Flay
by Drew LazorBobby Flay opened his fifth Bobby's Burger Palace location
in West Philly on Tuesday. We caught up with the celeb
chef earlier this week.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorBobby's Burger Palace | Mexico on the Square | Bain's Deli | Zavino | Amis
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Alexandra HarcharekHonest Tom's Birthday Party at Blockley Pourhouse |
Grid Magazine Birthday Party at Yards |
Beer Gone A-Rye at the Institute |
Sunday Supper and Family Lore at Bridget Foy's |
Sake Fest at Loews Philadelphia Hotel

Agenda Lead:
In StitchesA discussion by quilting superstar Kaffe Fassett kicks off a new season of classes at Spool.
by Josh MiddletonInternational quilting sensation Kaffe Fassett likes to stop
and smell the roses. But while down for a whiff, he's evaluating those
bad boys to find the colors and shapes that will arouse inspiration for
his next quilted creation.
Agenda Picks:
X: The Unknown ScreeningWed., April 14, 6:30 p.m., free, Chemical Heritage Foundation, 315 Chestnut St., 215-925-2222,
chemheritage.org.
by Julia WestThe second in a series of four sci-fi screenings at CHF is X: The Unknown, a 1956 Hammer horror film in which a Scottish town is attacked by radioactive mud.

Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Felicia D'AmbrosioSustainability Month Kickoff and E-store Opening at Sa Va | Philadelphia Independent Designers' Market | Lecture by NY Times Design Director Khoi Vinh
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWhee. Donovan McNabb's gone and anyone caught with 30 grams-and-under
of marijuana gets a fine and no jail time. It's spring in Philly.
Beee-u-t-ful.
Agenda Picks:
Philly Ukelele JamSun., April 11, 1 p.m., free, Rittenhouse Square, W. Rittenhouse Sq. & Locust Street.
by Sam Kaplan"When you pull out a ukelele, though, nobody expects anything. You can do whatever you want."
Body Awareness for MusiciansSun. April 11, 2 p.m., free, Settlement Music School, 416 Queen Street, 215-320-2600,
smsmusic.org by Mandy BeeCreated by Australian actor F.M. Alexander, the technique focuses on
posture, mind set, breathing and concentration of bodily movement.
Philly Roller Girls Season OpenerSat. April 10, 5 p.m., $12-$20, Class of 1923 Arena, University of Pennsylvania, 3130 Walnut St., 215-898-1923,
phillyrollergirls.com.
by Mandy BeeFor their long-awaited opening bout, the Philthy Britches battle the London Rollergirls.
Third Annual Philly Spring CleanupSat., April 10, 9 a.m.-2 p.m., various locations, free, phillyspringcleanup.com.
by Alexandra HarcharekAfter last year's successful roundup of 3.25 million pounds of trash,
the Philly Spring Cleanup is back, aiming to beautify our blocks and
eliminate litter.
Metro Dash PhillySat. April 10, check-in between 10-11:30 a.m., race at noon, $65 per person, Independence National Historic Park, Arch between Fifth and Sixth streets, frawgstomp.com/philadelphia.
by Emily CurrierEver wanted to participate in The Amazing Race, sans the desire to leave the city? Frawgstomp Urban Racing indulges your adventurous inclinations.
Compost Matters Conference by Sam KaplanComposting advocates and local representatives from both government and the private sector will speak at the conference.
Revenge of the 1-4-5 ShowFri., April 9, 8 p.m., $10, Tuscany Café, 222 W. Rittenhouse Square, 215-772-0605.
by Josh Middleton"We'll still make fun of everyone, but if you're making fun of everyone no one's going to feel like an outsider."