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You Say You Want a Revolution?Tea Party doyenne Diana Reimer has big plans for you, Philadelphia.
by Holly Otterbein"I'd like to find every last conservative in Philadelphia," Reimer says
with a charming giggle, though it's clear she's not kidding. "My plan
is to circle the city with these groups, which we already have five of,
and slowly take over Philly."

Loose Canon:
Pay Dirt!Mr. Mayor, fear not compost.
by Bruce SchimmelAllen is a former pro basketballer and MacArthur genius who brought
farming, food and jobs to Milwaukee. His message is simple: "It's all about the soil." Good
soil grows good food, and good jobs.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Just because the person being arrested didn't agree with how they were
taken into custody, how they were handcuffed too tightly or how their
arm was twisted, does not indict an entire municipal police department
of misconduct."

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman, Holly Otterbein and Andrew ThompsonJobs With Justice, the labor organization whose Philly chapter
has dedicated its entire existence to raising hell about security
service giant AlliedBarton, is used to not getting quite what it wants.

Soapboxer:
Liberty HerselfJeffrey C. Billman tells you what to think
by Jeffrey C. BillmanIt is a minority movement, but a voracious, outspoken one. And
yet it
resonates. Understanding why requires going beyond both the Tea Party
rhetoric and the left's blithe dismissals to the reality that there is
a fundamental fear both buttressing and drawing people to this
movement: They see the world changing, and it scares them.

Man Overboard!:
Magic Water"Gobblegobblegobble."
by Isaiah ThompsonDimock is tiny, but busy these days: Helicopters fly overhead,
taking underground measurements. Giant tanker trucks barrel up and down
the small country roads. And problems — spills, fish kills, well
contaminations — are cropping up, and with them, resistance.

The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Art:
The ConstantPhiladanco's 40-year-old mission statement holds steady in an ever-evolving field.
by Deni KasrelJoan Myers Brown isn't into high society. Sure,
it's Philadanco's 40th anniversary — prime time for pricey fundraisers
and fancy shindigs. And while gala events indeed will be part of this celebration, the
troupe's longtime artistic director stresses the importance of
accessibility.
Arts Picks:
Rooms: A Rock Romance by A.D. AmorosiThe theater-bound rock musical is the slipperiest of slopes.
John HaberleApril 17-July 11, $10, Brandywine River Museum, U.S. Route 1, Chadds Ford, 610-388-2700,
brandywinemuseum.org.
by Shaun BradyA Bachelor's Drawer looks down upon a collection of playing cards, risqué photos, spare cash and a pamphlet titled "How To Name Baby."
Full Exposure:
Man Vs. WildJohn Vettese sees what develops: Henry Horenstein's "Looking at Animals"
by John VettesePhiladelphia has Henry Horenstein in some unlikely juxtapositions this spring.
Dance:
A Perfect CircleDance Review: Jeanne Ruddy's "Decade of Dance"
by Janet AndersonRed-clad dancers weaved in and out of red fabric stretched across the
stage as a Philip Glass violin concerto soared above, conjuring notions
of fading fear and emerging opportunity.
KaleidoscopeStuffed Animals: A Story in Paper Cutouts | You're a Horrible Person, But I Like You: The Believer Book of Advice | What to do on Record Store Day | Mates of State's Crushes
Theater Review:
Theater ReviewsHenry IV, Part I and Shining City
Few things gladden a critic's heart more than seeing admired artists
exceed even their own best work. That's precisely what's happening at Theatre Exile.
Arts Picks:
BalletXThrough April 18, $30, Wilma Theater, 265 Broad St., 215-546-7824,
balletx.org.
by Janet AndersonChristine Cox hasn't danced on stage for more than two years, but she's had her hands full.
SickThrough May 2, $25-$35, Walnut Street Theatre Studio 5, 825 Walnut St., 866-811-4111,
lunatheater.org.
by Mark CoftaThe Krebses aren't well in Luna Theater Co.'s Philly première of Zayd Dohrn's Sick.
Bad Boys of DanceThu.-Sat., April 15-17, $24-$48, Annenberg Center, 3680 Walnut St, 215-898-3900
annenbergcenter.org.
by Deni KasrelIf this company's name conjures images of dancers doing naughty things on stage, get your mind out of the gutter.
Super RadIt's not a bird. It's not a plane. It's just a kid. But his film vehicle lives up to his moniker in Kick-Ass.
by Drew LazorIt's easy to assume this movie satirizes the super-genre, but that's
not quite accurate — it's a surface-level exploration of what
superheroes mean to us, yes, but all told it's a relatively traditional
actioner with enough comedic value to temper all that arterial spurting.
The Exploding GirlCity Paper Grade: A-
by Sam AdamsZoe Kazan doesn't actually explode in Bradley Rust Gray's finely cut
feature, but she's always about to. She lives her life like she's
cradling nitroglycerin, taking care lest too firm a jolt set her off.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Cleaver's WayOhio's little Wussy takes on the big mysteries.
by Michael PelusiThe band is called Wussy. They mostly play in Ohio. They release their
albums through the tiny Shake It Records, operated out of the
Cincinnati record store of the same name.
But Wussy is not a group of weekend warriors. It's one of the best bands in America right now.
Suite Spot:
The Chopin Must Go OnHe considered the late music of Beethoven wayward.
by Peter BurwasserThis year is the bicentennial of the birth of Frédéric Chopin.
One Track Mind:
Titus Andronicus"A More Perfect Union"
by Brian HowardThe Monitor is the early favorite for most frantically intense of the decade, and Dirty Jerz and the Civil War are its muses.
Music Picks:
The FeeliesSat., April 17, 8 p.m., $24-$34, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanThe Feelies never enjoyed the early-aughts adulation accorded to plenty of their class-of-'80 post-punk peers but lately they've started getting their due.
Radio Massacre InternationalSat., April 17, 8 p.m. $15, St. Mary's Hamilton Village, 3916 Locust Walk, 800-965-4827,
thegatherings.org.
by Shaun Brady"Space Rock" conjures images of knob-twiddling excesses long, amorphous drones punctuated by the occasional blip and bleep, a Pink Floyd (Syd years, natch) beat sometime rising from the haze.
Fol ChenFri., April 16, 8 p.m., $12, with Liars, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849,
r5productions.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanArty L.A. upstarts Fol Chen seem to be attempting some kind of next-level mindfunk with their shadowy non-identities, fugly cover art and inscrutable dystopian liner-note letters.
Peter Brötzman-Hamid Drake Duo by Shaun BradyIt's a no-brainer: Peter Brötzman and Hamid Drake haven't toured together in nearly a decade, so two of the most expansive vocabularies in improvised music are bound to have plenty to talk about.
PiffaroFri., April 16, 8 p.m., St. Mark's Church, 1625 Locust St.; Sat., April 17, 8 p.m., Presbyterian Church of Chestnut Hill, 8855 Germantown Ave.; $15-$35, 215-235-8469,
piffaro.com.
by Peter BurwasserThink you don't like Renaissance music? Give this vivacious band a shot.
Konk Pack by Shaun BradyComposer/multi-instrumentalist Tim Hodgkinson's legacy of experimental quirk would be cemented if he had left off after co-founding Henry Cow with Cambridge classmate Fred Frith in the late '60s.
Rome, If You Want ToAmis is Marc Vetri at his most casual but the food's still blow-you-away good.
by Trey PoppAmis fizzes with a freewheeling spirit, a kinetic energy that
ricochets across the room from the crowded cocktail bar to a track-lit
kitchen counter where nibblers munch fried rice balls 3 feet from the
chefs
The Father of Fast FoodStephen Fried's Appetite for America
by A.D. AmorosiWhat Fred realized in the 1870s [was] it isn't about whether or not the
food is fast," says Fried. "What matters is whether it is good, made
fresh with the absolute best ingredients, and served with an idea that
the customer really deserves the best service possible."
What's Cooking:
The Week In EatsGet Out!
by Alexandra HarcharekSpring Awakening: An All-Goat Flight | "420: Everybody Must Drink Stone" at Grey Lodge Pub | Uncorked: A Wine Dinner at Valanni | Pub & Kitchen at Pumpkin | The Great American Bake Sale
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorLe Viet | Hop Angel Brauhaus | The Diving Horse | Iannelli's Bakery | Flying Monkey Deuce

Agenda Lead:
Writings on the WallPhotographer Henry Chalfant and artist Blade celebrate graffiti culture with a book signing and a screening of Style Wars.
by Emily CurrierThough Henry Chalfant began his artistic career primarily as a sculptor, he
became fascinated with graffiti and started photographing it in the
mid-'70s. New York City was facing financial crisis and widespread
poverty, but youth culture flourished on brick walls and the sides of
trains with relative impunity to punishment.
Agenda Picks:
Dumpsta Players' Prom Trash: Mean GirlsWed., April 21, 11 p.m., $1.99, Bob & Barbara's, 1509 South St., 215-545-4511,
dumpstaplayers.org.
by Josh MiddletonThe word "prom" conjures mascara-stained memories of prickly
corsages, tacky taffeta and mounds of hair. Fortunately, it's these nostalgic horrors that could garner
you the crown at Dumpsta' Players' 14th annual Prom Trash debacle.
Queer BaitJosh Middleton on the LGBTQ scene
by Josh MiddletonQueer Voice | Here & Now | Mr. Gay Philadelphia
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiLook at tax time pragmatically. How bad can things be for you if, on April 18, Black Landlord's Maxx, GPTMC's Sabrina Tamburino Thorne, PAWS
Agenda Picks:
Free Library FestivalSat.-Sun., April 17-18, 11 a.m.-5 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341,
freelibrary.org.
by Mandy BeeNow in its fourth year, the Free Library Festival seeks to unite the city through a celebration of books and poetry.
Chelsea HandlerSat., April, 17, 8 and 10:30 p.m., $55-$85, Tower Theatre, 19 S. 69th St., 610-352-2887,
livenation.com.
by Josh MiddletonIn her latest memoir, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
Chelsea Handler rips her aging father a new asshole, admits to having a
raging fart problem and paints a much-too-graphic image of her early
foray into the world of obsessive masturbation.
Todd ZoleckiSat., April 17, 11:30 a.m., free, Borders, 1 S. Broad St., 215-568-7400,
borders.com.
by Tom TiballiTodd Zolecki, the former voice of the Phillies for the
Inquirer and current Phils' scribe at
mlb.com, is sporting his new bonafides as a recently published author.
Ancient Messages for Modern TimesSat., April 17, 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m., free, National Constitution Center, 525 Arch St., 215-563-4692,
ultphiladelphia.org.
by Sam KaplanAncient monuments have secret messages for us, so say theosophists, who
believe that all religions strive to bring humanity closer to perfection.
ODDSACFri., April 16, 7 and 9 p.m., $8, Ibrahim Theater at International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-895-6555,
ihousephilly.org.
by Julia WestCelebrate 4/20 a few days early with the eye-assaulting visual album
directed by Danny Perez. The appropriately apeshit score comes courtesy
of everybody's favorite musical weirdos, Animal Collective.