other issues :
The RiverkeeperMeet the Delaware's Guardian Angel.
by Samantha DrakeAt the center of the ever-ratcheting dredging debate is Maya van Rossum, an
outgoing 44-year-old lawyer and mother who enjoys patrolling the river "to inform the work I do, but also because
it's beautiful." But where some see a tireless standard-bearer, fighting
to protect the river despite the political pressure exerted by many of
the region's job-desperate leaders, others see a relentless gadfly, an
impediment to necessary progress.

Editor's Letter:
The Truth About Cats and DogsOur goal was to be eye-catching. Sorry if we scared you.
by Brian HowardSome folks loved it. Some, eh, not so much. Based on numerous calls, letters and intertubez comments, some people didn't get the joke. Others got it but did. Not. Appreciate. It.
Feedback:
Loose Canon:
Jumping the FenceThese fresh fields are especially sweet.
by Bruce SchimmelLong ago, the nearby Strawberry Mansion manor once served homegrown berries and sweet cream to its visitors. But the strawberry fields of the eponymous estate disappeared long ago.
Civility NowThe Coffee Party wants to be the sober antidote to bellicose Tea Partiers.
by Holly OtterbeinIt's a half-hour into the inaugural meeting of the Philadelphia Coffee
Party, on March 13, and the 20 attendees have reached an impasse: They
can't decide what to write on their protest sign.

Sports:
I'm So Flyered Up Right NowTo be read aloud.
by Patrick RapaI'm so Flyered up that it's all I can think about. I consume only orange foods: carrots, yams, blocks of cheddar cheese.

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman, Josh Middleton and Holly OtterbeinFrom February 2008 to February 2009, the Pennsylvania State Police issued 750 disorderly conduct citations for the use of profane language or gestures. At least one of these involved a woman cussing at her toilet. Who hasn't done that?

Man Overboard!:
Shot CallersWe shouldn't be the pawns of anybody's lobby.
by Isaiah ThompsonI know who you didn't vote for on Tuesday: Big Bag, Big Beverage, Big Tobacco. So why are they calling the shots around here?
Terms Of EstrangementBrian Tierney leaves with $300,000.
by Ralph CiprianoThe $300,000 amounts to a final payday for Tierney, who had been engaging in brass-knuckle bargaining
with the new owners, a group of senior lenders that won control of the papers
at an April 28 auction for $139 million.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Art:
Cumulative EffectVáclav Havel's Leaving sums up the life of a statesman and a playwright, too.
by A.D. AmorosiRich in subtle references
to Shakespeare's King Lear, Chekhov's Cherry Orchard, Beckett's Endgame and Parini's The Last Station, Leaving is as engaging, caustic and clever as any of Václav Havel's classics. It's gentler, too.
Full Exposure:
Negative SpaceJohn Vettese sees what develops
by John VetteseIt seemed believable at first blush, but sticklers pointed out the
flaws. The clouds cast no shadow on the ground. They didn't reflect in
the water. The scene didn't seem real, exactly.
KaleidoscopeAmerican Idol | Riff-Raff | Trenton Avenue Arts Festival | Found*ling
Arts Picks:
MomixThu., May 20, 7:30 p.m.; Fri., May 21, 8 p.m.; Sat., May 22, 2 and 8 p.m.; and Sun., May 23, 2 p.m.; $24-$48, Annenberg Center, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3900,
annenbergcenter.org.
by Deni KasrelCalling MOMIX a dance company just doesn't do it justice.
The Clock Without a FaceSat., May 22, 2 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341,
freelibrary.org.
by Carolyn HuckabayFrom the department of Things That Make Us Feel Dumb: Eli Horowitz and Mac Barnett's The Clock Without a Face looks like a children's book.
Este Es Mi PaisOpening reception, Fri., May 21, 6-8 p.m.; exhibit May 22-Sept. 26; free, Morris Gallery, Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, 118 N. Broad St., 215-972-7600,
pafa.org.
by Shaun BradyImmigrants in America often seem trapped in a sort of purgatory. Puerto Rican-born, Philly-based artist Roxana Pérez-Méndez explores
that in-between existence in work that itself teeters between opposing
states.
The Screwtape LettersThrough June 6, $35, Lantern Theater Co., St. Stephen's Theater, 923 Ludlow St., 215-829-0395,
lanterntheater.org.
by Mark CoftaTheology has never been so wickedly fun.
You Don't Know JackOscar-winner Alex Gibney discusses his new film about former lobbyist Jack Abramoff.
by Cindy FuchsThe
director and producer of the 2007 Oscar-winner Taxi to the Dark Side, Alex Gibney pushes past conventional documentary structures and expectations to tell stories in new ways.
Looking for EricCity Paper Grade: B+
by Sam AdamsLooking for Eric returns director Ken Loach to the heights of Riff-Raff and Raining Stones — winning stories of working-class life whose politics were integrated rather than smeared on top.
Repertory FilmYour weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Remember the TimeMaking Time's top 10.
by Dave POn the verge of Making Time's 10th anniversary, we
asked Dave P, the impresario of Philly's long-running rock 'n' roll
dance party, to run down 10 defining moments.
Music Picks:
Holly MirandaTue., May 25, 8 p.m., $10-$12, with Grooms, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by Patrick RapaThere's such a thing as too pretty.
Album ReviewsDamien Jurado's Saint Bartlett | David Cross' Bigger and Blackerer | Kurt Vile's Square Shells EP
One Track Mind:
Erykah Badu"Turn Me Away (Get Munny)"
by K. Ross HoffmanBadu, who plays Tower Theater June 8, floats freely between of the original song's sweetie-pie sincerity and the crass cash-lust of the 1996 Junior
M.A.F.I.A. smash ("Get Money") that sampled it.
Aid or Invade:
Portugal!The problem is that it's monotonously competent.
by Rodney AnonymousAs George Rekers well knows, variety is the spice of life.
Music Picks:
VisqueenSun., May 23, 8 p.m., $8, with Beretta 76, M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577,
themanhattanroom.com.
by M.J. FineLosing Seattle's legendary Fastbacks would've been harder to take if
Kim Warnick hadn't immediately found a worthy outlet for her pop-punk
cred.
Tender TrapSat., May 22, 8 p.m., $7, with Pants Yell! and Scott Churchman, PiLam, 3914 Spruce St.,
myspace.com/thepilam.
by M.J. FineAfter a delicious debut in 2002 and a fun follow-up in 2006, London's Tender Trap is right on time for a revival.
Trash TalkSat., May 22, 8 p.m., $14, with Alexisonfire, Therefore I Am and La Dispute, TLA, 334 South St., 215-922-1011,
livenation.com.
by Patrick RapaThe kids are still pushing each other around at hardcore shows.
The WrensFri., May 21, 8 p.m., $14, with The Postelles, First Unitarian Sanctuary, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849,
r5productions.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanOur N.J. neighbors the Wrens, steadfast slackers that they are, have
whiled away seven years since their latest album, 2003's
still-bleeding-brilliant The Meadowlands.
The RowdiesThu., May 20, 9 p.m., $8, with Animals and Insects, Alchemilla and Conservative Man, M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577,
themanhattanroom.com.
by John VetteseSome nights, all you need is a pint to thrust in the air and a feel-good bruiser rock anthem to scream along to.
Jon Irabagon/Mike Pride by Shaun BradyThe duo's CD I Don't Hear Nothin' but the Blues is a single 47-minute blast of relentless improvisation.
The Mural and the MintThu., May 20, 9 p.m., $10, with Missing Palmer West and Strand of Oaks, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by John VetteseThe impressionistic folk-pop of Philly's The Mural and the Mint was once notable for elegance in minimalism.
Are You High?Don't count on perfect execution at Daniel Stern's lofty R2L.
by Trey PoppSupposing everything were executed to perfection, this setup may
appeal to well-heeled, risk-averse diners. It offers a sort of
survival-of-the-fittest smorgasbord, in which yesteryear's experiments
have been winnowed down so that the most successful ones remain. But perfect execution is not something to be counted on at R2L.

Spirit Sister:
A Little BloodOn tequila's longtime dance partner, sangrita.
by Felicia D' AmbrosioApocrypha aside, a modern sangrita mixture of tomato and citrus juices
spiked with chili powder or hot sauce is now a standard accompaniment
to a caballito of booze at Philly's better tequila destinations.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Hadley AssailLocal Abundance Launch Dinner at 10 Arts | Watson Adventures' Munch Around the Market Scavenger Hunt | Bucks County Chocolate Show | Tequila Dinner at El Vez | Annual Spargelfest at City Tavern | Dock Street Beer Dinner at MidAtlantic
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorAmuse | Muntin | Biba | Nana Petrillo's | Delicastessen | D.P. Dough

Agenda Lead:
Gong HitsA benevolent gong show in West Philly? Chuck Barris would be proud.
by Tom TiballiThe Gong Show's original host and producer, Chuck Barris, is a
Drexel grad, and Kuhn says he feels the West Philly tie. So Curio sent
out the call for wacky acts, and teamed up with food and crafts vendors
to help make the homage the same kind of zoo.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiMy advice to run-amok Flyers fans — especially those with the M-F-ing goal horn at South Philly Bar & Grill — is paraphrased from Don Rickles: Calm it, hockey pucks.
Agenda Picks:
Should Philadelphia Annex Camden?Thu., May 27, 7 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341,
freelibrary.org.
by Sam KaplanDrexel professor Richardson Dilworth wants Philadelphia to annex Camden — or at
least that's the thought he'll explore in this Free Library talk.
Queer BaitJosh Middleton on the LGBTQ scene
by Josh MiddletonPhilly Drag King Competition | Diana Ross After-Party | Mazzoni Center Variety Show
Agenda Picks:
Window Painting: The SequelSun., May 23, 3-5 p.m., $15, Square Peg Artery & Salvage, 108 S. 20th St., 215-360-5548,
squarepegartery.com.
by Emily CurrierArtist Walter Runge wants to introduce artists looking for a new
challenge or beginners hunting for a hobby to the spacious art of
window painting.
Messages in Motion Launch Party by Sam KaplanIf you're in the Italian Market on Sunday, check out Laura Deutch's van.
Kensington Kinetic Sculpture Derby by Alexandra HarcharekParade floats meet tricked-out bikes and costume shop cast-offs in the fourth annual Kensington Kinetic Sculpture Derby.
A Clockwork Orange + Human Centipede Double feature by Molly EichelFor those who think Clockwork's raping and pillaging is for pansies, look no further than the auditorium right next door where Tom Six's much-ballyhooed Human Centipede will make its Philly debut.
Porn You Can Salute: Alternatives to Mainstream PornographyFri., May 21, 7-9 p.m., $5-$15 (sliding scale), Danger Danger Gallery, 5013 Baltimore Ave.,
screwsmartly.com.
by Molly EichelSex ed collaborative Screw Smartly wants to assure you that there's more to porn than the male-geared mainstream.