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ISSUE . May 20th, 2010
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The Riverkeeper
Meet the Delaware's Guardian Angel.
by Samantha Drake
At the center of the ever-ratcheting dredging debate is Maya van Rossum, an outgoing 44-year-old lawyer and mother who enjoys patrolling the river "to inform the work I do, but also because it's beautiful." But where some see a tireless standard-bearer, fighting to protect the river despite the political pressure exerted by many of the region's job-desperate leaders, others see a relentless gadfly, an impediment to necessary progress.



Editor's Letter:
The Truth About Cats and Dogs
Our goal was to be eye-catching. Sorry if we scared you.
by Brian Howard
Some folks loved it. Some, eh, not so much. Based on numerous calls, letters and intertubez comments, some people didn't get the joke. Others got it but did. Not. Appreciate. It.

Feedback:
Letters to the Editor
What You Say
"Shame on you. You probably cost Sestak votes."

Loose Canon:
Jumping the Fence
These fresh fields are especially sweet.
by Bruce Schimmel
Long ago, the nearby Strawberry Mansion manor once served homegrown berries and sweet cream to its visitors. But the strawberry fields of the eponymous estate disappeared long ago.



News :: Civility NowCivility Now
The Coffee Party wants to be the sober antidote to bellicose Tea Partiers.
by Holly Otterbein
It's a half-hour into the inaugural meeting of the Philadelphia Coffee Party, on March 13, and the 20 attendees have reached an impasse: They can't decide what to write on their protest sign.

Sports:
I'm So Flyered Up Right Now
To be read aloud.
by Patrick Rapa
I'm so Flyered up that it's all I can think about. I consume only orange foods: carrots, yams, blocks of cheddar cheese.

A Million Stories
All the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman, Josh Middleton and Holly Otterbein
From February 2008 to February 2009, the Pennsylvania State Police issued 750 disorderly conduct citations for the use of profane language or gestures. At least one of these involved a woman cussing at her toilet. Who hasn't done that?

Man Overboard!:
Shot Callers
We shouldn't be the pawns of anybody's lobby.
by Isaiah Thompson
I know who you didn't vote for on Tuesday: Big Bag, Big Beverage, Big Tobacco. So why are they calling the shots around here?

Terms Of Estrangement
Brian Tierney leaves with $300,000.
by Ralph Cipriano
The $300,000 amounts to a final payday for Tierney, who had been engaging in brass-knuckle bargaining with the new owners, a group of senior lenders that won control of the papers at an April 28 auction for $139 million.

The Bell Curve
City Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.



Arts :: Cumulative Effect
Art:
Cumulative Effect
Václav Havel's Leaving sums up the life of a statesman — and a playwright, too.
by A.D. Amorosi
Rich in subtle references to Shakespeare's King Lear, Chekhov's Cherry Orchard, Beckett's Endgame and Parini's The Last Station, Leaving is as engaging, caustic and clever as any of Václav Havel's classics. It's gentler, too.

Full Exposure:
Negative Space
John Vettese sees what develops
by John Vettese
It seemed believable at first blush, but sticklers pointed out the flaws. The clouds cast no shadow on the ground. They didn't reflect in the water. The scene didn't seem real, exactly.

Kaleidoscope
American Idol | Riff-Raff | Trenton Avenue Arts Festival | Found*ling

Arts Picks:
Momix
Thu., May 20, 7:30 p.m.; Fri., May 21, 8 p.m.; Sat., May 22, 2 and 8 p.m.; and Sun., May 23, 2 p.m.; $24-$48, Annenberg Center, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3900, annenbergcenter.org.

by Deni Kasrel
Calling MOMIX a dance company just doesn't do it justice.

The Clock Without a Face
Sat., May 22, 2 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341, freelibrary.org.

by Carolyn Huckabay
From the department of Things That Make Us Feel Dumb: Eli Horowitz and Mac Barnett's The Clock Without a Face looks like a children's book.

Este Es Mi Pais
Opening reception, Fri., May 21, 6-8 p.m.; exhibit May 22-Sept. 26; free, Morris Gallery, Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, 118 N. Broad St., 215-972-7600, pafa.org.

by Shaun Brady
Immigrants in America often seem trapped in a sort of purgatory. Puerto Rican-born, Philly-based artist Roxana Pérez-Méndez explores that in-between existence in work that itself teeters between opposing states.

The Screwtape Letters
Through June 6, $35, Lantern Theater Co., St. Stephen's Theater, 923 Ludlow St., 215-829-0395, lanterntheater.org.

by Mark Cofta
Theology has never been so wickedly fun.



Movies :: You Don't Know JackYou Don't Know Jack
Oscar-winner Alex Gibney discusses his new film about former lobbyist Jack Abramoff.
by Cindy Fuchs
Bonus Web Content
The director and producer of the 2007 Oscar-winner Taxi to the Dark Side, Alex Gibney pushes past conventional documentary structures and expectations to tell stories in new ways.

Looking for Eric
City Paper Grade: B+
by Sam Adams
Looking for Eric returns director Ken Loach to the heights of Riff-Raff and Raining Stones — winning stories of working-class life whose politics were integrated rather than smeared on top.

Repertory Film
Your weekly guide to local film events, festivals and under-the-radar screenings.
Send repertory film listings to molly.eichel@citypaper.net.



Music :: Remember the TimeRemember the Time
Making Time's top 10.
by Dave P
On the verge of Making Time's 10th anniversary, we asked Dave P, the impresario of Philly's long-running rock 'n' roll dance party, to run down 10 defining moments.

Music Picks:
Holly Miranda
Tue., May 25, 8 p.m., $10-$12, with Grooms, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919, kungfunecktie.com.

by Patrick Rapa
There's such a thing as too pretty.

Album Reviews
Damien Jurado's Saint Bartlett | David Cross' Bigger and Blackerer | Kurt Vile's Square Shells EP

One Track Mind:
Erykah Badu
"Turn Me Away (Get Munny)"
by K. Ross Hoffman
Badu, who plays Tower Theater June 8, floats freely between of the original song's sweetie-pie sincerity and the crass cash-lust of the 1996 Junior M.A.F.I.A. smash ("Get Money") that sampled it.

Aid or Invade:
Portugal!
The problem is that it's monotonously competent.
by Rodney Anonymous
As George Rekers well knows, variety is the spice of life.

Music Picks:
Visqueen
Sun., May 23, 8 p.m., $8, with Beretta 76, M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577, themanhattanroom.com.

by M.J. Fine
Losing Seattle's legendary Fastbacks would've been harder to take if Kim Warnick hadn't immediately found a worthy outlet for her pop-punk cred.

Tender Trap
Sat., May 22, 8 p.m., $7, with Pants Yell! and Scott Churchman, PiLam, 3914 Spruce St., myspace.com/thepilam.

by M.J. Fine
After a delicious debut in 2002 and a fun follow-up in 2006, London's Tender Trap is right on time for a revival.

Trash Talk
Sat., May 22, 8 p.m., $14, with Alexisonfire, Therefore I Am and La Dispute, TLA, 334 South St., 215-922-1011, livenation.com.

by Patrick Rapa
The kids are still pushing each other around at hardcore shows.

The Wrens
Fri., May 21, 8 p.m., $14, with The Postelles, First Unitarian Sanctuary, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849, r5productions.com.

by K. Ross Hoffman
Our N.J. neighbors the Wrens, steadfast slackers that they are, have whiled away seven years since their latest album, 2003's still-bleeding-brilliant The Meadowlands.

The Rowdies
Thu., May 20, 9 p.m., $8, with Animals and Insects, Alchemilla and Conservative Man, M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577, themanhattanroom.com.

by John Vettese
Some nights, all you need is a pint to thrust in the air and a feel-good bruiser rock anthem to scream along to.

Jon Irabagon/Mike Pride
Thu., May 20, 8 p.m., free, Rotunda, 4014 Walnut St., arsnovaworkshop.com.

by Shaun Brady
The duo's CD I Don't Hear Nothin' but the Blues is a single 47-minute blast of relentless improvisation.

The Mural and the Mint
Thu., May 20, 9 p.m., $10, with Missing Palmer West and Strand of Oaks, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849, johnnybrendas.com.

by John Vettese
The impressionistic folk-pop of Philly's The Mural and the Mint was once notable for elegance in minimalism.



Food :: Are You High?Are You High?
Don't count on perfect execution at Daniel Stern's lofty R2L.
by Trey Popp
Supposing everything were executed to perfection, this setup may appeal to well-heeled, risk-averse diners. It offers a sort of survival-of-the-fittest smorgasbord, in which yesteryear's experiments have been winnowed down so that the most successful ones remain. But perfect execution is not something to be counted on at R2L.

Spirit Sister:
A Little Blood
On tequila's longtime dance partner, sangrita.
by Felicia D' Ambrosio
Apocrypha aside, a modern sangrita mixture of tomato and citrus juices spiked with chili powder or hot sauce is now a standard accompaniment to a caballito of booze at Philly's better tequila destinations.

What's Cooking
Get Out!
by Hadley Assail
Local Abundance Launch Dinner at 10 Arts | Watson Adventures' Munch Around the Market Scavenger Hunt | Bucks County Chocolate Show | Tequila Dinner at El Vez | Annual Spargelfest at City Tavern | Dock Street Beer Dinner at MidAtlantic

Feeding Frenzy
Restaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor
Amuse | Muntin | Biba | Nana Petrillo's | Delicastessen | D.P. Dough



Agenda :: Gong Hits
Agenda Lead:
Gong Hits
A benevolent gong show in West Philly? Chuck Barris would be proud.
by Tom Tiballi
The Gong Show's original host and producer, Chuck Barris, is a Drexel grad, and Kuhn says he feels the West Philly tie. So Curio sent out the call for wacky acts, and teamed up with food and crafts vendors to help make the homage the same kind of zoo.

Icepack
Amorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. Amorosi
My advice to run-amok Flyers fans — especially those with the M-F-ing goal horn at South Philly Bar & Grill — is paraphrased from Don Rickles: Calm it, hockey pucks.

Agenda Picks:
Should Philadelphia Annex Camden?
Thu., May 27, 7 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341, freelibrary.org.
by Sam Kaplan
Drexel professor Richardson Dilworth wants Philadelphia to annex Camden — or at least that's the thought he'll explore in this Free Library talk.

Queer Bait
Josh Middleton on the LGBTQ scene
by Josh Middleton
Philly Drag King Competition | Diana Ross After-Party | Mazzoni Center Variety Show

Agenda Picks:
Window Painting: The Sequel
Sun., May 23, 3-5 p.m., $15, Square Peg Artery & Salvage, 108 S. 20th St., 215-360-5548, squarepegartery.com.
by Emily Currier
Artist Walter Runge wants to introduce artists looking for a new challenge or beginners hunting for a hobby to the spacious art of window painting.

Messages in Motion Launch Party
Sun., May 23, 1-5 p.m., free, Ninth and Montrose streets, messagesinmotion.com, 484-201-6063.
by Sam Kaplan
If you're in the Italian Market on Sunday, check out Laura Deutch's van.

Kensington Kinetic Sculpture Derby
Sat., May 22, noon-5 p.m., free, Trenton Avenue and Dauphin Street, 215-427-0350, kinetickensington.com.
by Alexandra Harcharek
Parade floats meet tricked-out bikes and costume shop cast-offs in the fourth annual Kensington Kinetic Sculpture Derby.

A Clockwork Orange + Human Centipede Double feature
Sat., May 22, 11:59 p.m., $9, Ritz East, 125 S. Second St., 215-925-7900, landmarktheatres.com.
by Molly Eichel
For those who think Clockwork's raping and pillaging is for pansies, look no further than the auditorium right next door where Tom Six's much-ballyhooed Human Centipede will make its Philly debut.

Porn You Can Salute: Alternatives to Mainstream Pornography
Fri., May 21, 7-9 p.m., $5-$15 (sliding scale), Danger Danger Gallery, 5013 Baltimore Ave., screwsmartly.com.
by Molly Eichel
Sex ed collaborative Screw Smartly wants to assure you that there's more to porn than the male-geared mainstream.




 
 
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