OPINION . Editor's Letter

My Green Heaven?

I might be going a little overboard in the garden.

Published: May 26, 2010

I've got a gardening problem. I'm not talking about squirrels or slugs (though I have those, too). Last summer, I told you about the modest little garden my girlfriend and I planted in our South Philly rowhouse's tiny backyard. We did what most people who dabble in the green stuff do: We bought a few herb plants from a garden center, dickered with easy things like peas and lettuce, got a tiny yield from a shockingly large broccoli plant and, long after we could have expected results, threw some tomato and cucumber seeds into the ground to see what would happen (very little). We were hooked.

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This year, on what I imagine to be a typical greenhorn trajectory, we're going a little overboard. We charted our available space with graph paper. Bought a phalanx of $2 waste baskets from IKEA, drilled drainage holes and filled 'em with bags of good organic dirt. Then, armed with seeds from friends, seeds from an heirloom seed catalog, seeds from last year, we upped the ante, attempting to grow:

Seven types of greens: arugula, Bibb, looseleaf mix, alien-looking mesclun, fluffy Grand Rapids, Buttercrunch (aka sparrow bait) and a weird antleresque plant called peppercress.

Ten (!?) types of tomatoes: Cherokee Purple, Brandywine Red, Black Cherry, an odd variety called Kellogg's Breakfast, Yellow Pear and Great White from seeds provided by our friend Char of the blog Plants on Deck; and Tie Dye, Strawberry, Amish Paste and Brandywine Black from plants You Bet Your Garden's Mike McGrath heaped upon us for allowing him to eviscerate my gardening misdeeds in a recent interview. (He e-mails: "You killed my tomatoes yet?" I reply: "Working on it.")

Eight herbs: cinnamon basil, regular basil, parsley, cilantro, wild Zaatar oregano, fenugreek, creeping rosemary and "decorative" wormwood.

And: Sweet and hot peppers. St. Valery carrots. Peas. Violet de Provence artichokes. White pattypan squash. Romanesco, cucumbers, Yellow Wonder strawberries, figs from Greensgrow and melons of the Charentais and Tigger varieties.

All told — including three flower boxes, three shrubs, a hosta, lemon balm, two coleuses (colei?), a whiskey barreled crepe myrtle (that our neighbor Steve insists every year has died just before it bursts with new leaves) and a handful of morning glories out front — we've got, as per my girlfriend's last count, something like 90 plants in the dirt (to say nothing of the pineapple top growing in my office). This is, I suppose, a lot of plants for a 5-by-10-foot backyard and the small space in front of the house.

The thing is, I need more. When we pass Queens Farm at the Headhouse market, I want to snatch up their Asian basil seedlings. I want to grab armsful of those weird hen-and-chick succulents to grow, like, on my roof (I've never even been on my roof). I went to the Bartram's Garden Mother's Day sale, and barely resisted a flat of San Marzano seedlings. If even half of it all grows, we're gonna have to learn to pickle and jar things, and quick. Like I said, I've got a gardening problem.

(bhoward@citypaper.net)

Comments

It's an addiction, isn't it? 10 tomatoes! 10? And I thought my eyes were bigger than my deck. (And my eyes are big, my friend.)
by plantsondeck on May 27th 2010 11:52 AM

I had never been a gardener before, but the balcony in my new place was just too enticing. Basil attracts these tiny little flies (even 140 feet up), but the tomatoes are doing well. Continue to post your results and what you learn. Newbies need help wherever they can get it.
by George on June 2nd 2010 6:02 AM

I was tickled green (ha-ha!) when I read your letter, “My Green Heaven; I might be going a little overboard in the garden” in the Summer Guide 2010 issue. I, too, have overwhelming the obsession to grow my own vegetables and BUY everything to support my “growing” addiction.
In the late spring of 2009, armed with advice gleaned from websites, books and other gardeners, (some of whom were my fellow volunteers at the Fairfood Farmstand at Reading Terminal Market) I ventured to my five-by-eight foot plot of freshly turned earth in the backyard of my rowhome in Germantown. I was a bit trepidatious due to my lack of experience with an in-ground vegetable garden (previously I'd been an apartment dwelling, container gardener coaxing life off of my balcony) but full of hope. I rolled up my sleeves and got to work. I planted heirloom tomatoes seedlings that I purchased from Greensgrow (that lovely farm and jewel of a garden center in Bee-yew-tee-fool Kensington!), eggplant, basil, bell peppers, zucchinis and string beans. The string beans did great and the squash vines produced about five 5 pound zucchini, but everything else did not yield many vegetables because of all the rain we had. No worries, though; I told myself that next year will be better, and so it has!
In my spring garden, I’m grown and harvested Breakfast Radishes, Swiss Chard and Italian Arugula. In containers on the back porch, I’ve grown Dill weed, Nasturtiums and mixed Lettuces. My previously heretofore dead-looking box of oregano and thyme plants grew back (much to my shock and amazement) after having been buried under two large snowfalls this winter. I love the sight of the strawberries that trail from the baskets on the porch; they look like ruby-colored Christmas lights. When my daughter ate one, just picked and still warm from the sun, she said it was the best strawberry she had ever eaten! I glowed with pride as if I’d birthed it myself. As of this writing, I’m still patiently awaiting for my carrots and Chioggia beets to mature. I talk to the rows of peas in my garden, encouraging them to flower, and when they did I heaped loads of praise on their fragile looking but sturdy stalks. I commend the carrots for bringing forth their bushy magnificence into my life and let them know how much I’ll enjoy how sweet they’ll taste. In another plot I’ve planted my summer crop of seedlings. I am very much looking forward to the sight of big, brightly colored Brandywine and Cherokee Purple tomatoes, dark- purple Hansel Eggplant and the globe shaped Turkish Orange eggplant, Delicata and zucchini squash, sweet and purple basil plants, Ancho and sweet Bell peppers and cantaloupe (!) in my yard this year. I will be anxiously anticipating the outcome. For the fall, I’ve got plans to sow some Tuscan Kale, Broccoli and onions and to try again to re-grow from seed the spinach that failed in the spring crop. And maybe some more beets and carrots too! Anything else I desire to grow will live in the planters on my front and back porches, home to my herb garden. I feel that I am only limited by my lack of funds and the space in the car when I visit the garden center!
I know that some people find gardening to hard, endless work, but to me, it’s not so bad. You just provide a few basic necessities and the rewards are endless, the plants themselves are really doing all the work! Ok, ok, I’ll admit it isn’t all sunshine and roses; I hate weeding and battling the cats in my neighborhood for using my garden beds as a litter box, but even those irritations are minor compared to the rewards I get in return. This is evidence of a job well done. Did I mention that I LOVE to cook my homegrown jewels as well? Ah, but that is a letter for another day. Thanks for sharing your garden geekiness; as you can see I can certainly relate!
by Victoria Bruton on June 8th 2010 2:37 PM



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