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ISSUE . June 17th, 2010
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Throwing the Books at You
City Paper's Summer 2010 Book Quarterly
by Carolyn Huckabay
Visit Critical Mass every day through June 23 for Book Quarterly Trivia Week; answer ridiculous questions about the books mentioned in these pages; and if you win, we'll send you a copy. Free. All you have to do is read.

Imperial Bedrooms by Bret Easton Ellis
For When: You just can't say goodbye
by Sam Kaplan
The basic question is: What exactly happens to the characters you create, decades after you create them?

Hitch 22: A Memoir by Christopher Hitchens
For When: You're getting crucified
by Natalie Hope McDonald
Noted writer and intellectual Christopher Hitchens delves into the private side of his public persona in a new memoir about perhaps his toughest subject yet.

Extra Lives: Why Video Games Matter by Tom Bissell
For When: You're on a killing spree
by Jakob Dorof
Bissell is no fanboy, and he spends more time exploring his frustrations with video games than his fascination with them.

Anthropology of an American Girl by Hilary Thayer Hamann
For When: You're having girl problems
by Emily Currier
In her literary debut, Hilary Thayer Hamann weaves the intricate web of an introverted young woman's interior life.

Packing For Mars by Mary Roach
For When: You’re finding your zero-G spot
by Shaun Brady
No matter how popular they’d like their science to be, it’s hard to imagine Stephen Hawking or Neil deGrasse Tyson using terms like "splooge" or "fecal popcorning."

At Least in the City Someone Would Hear Me Scream by Wade Rouse
For When: You gotta be out in the country
by Josh Middleton
For this quintessential girly man, it's not surprising that some of his greatest challenges derive from the realization that certain urban luxuries no longer make the cut when living among trees and rabid raccoons.

Hollywood Hellraisers by Robert Sellers
For When: The sheriff gon' come for you
by Janet Anderson
Robert Sellers explores the hair-raising escapades of the film legends, all of whom were much more than troublemakers — they were really bad, and they liked it that way.

The Hundred-Foot Journey by Richard C. Morais
For When: You're all over the map
by Gary M. Kramer
This lighthearted novel by Philadelphia-based author Richard Morais is simply a delectable treat.

The Philadelphia Phillies: An Extraordinary Tradition edited by Scott Gummer
For when: You realize you peaked in 2008
by Andrew Milner
It took 127 years, but the Phillies finally have an oversize photo book worthy of a coffee table.

Medium Raw by Anthony Bourdain
For When: You're feeling hangry
by Hadley Assail
Whether you find the chef turned celebrity author obnoxious, endearing or both, you can't accuse Bourdain of being uninteresting.

Kraken by China Miéville
For When: You've got ocean madness
by Mark Cofta
All pursue the kraken, and no one knows who squidnapped it.

The Lonely Polygamist by Brady Udall
For When: Your wandering days aren't over
by Molly Eichel
Golden Richards' construction business is falling apart, he's losing social status in his community and he's fallen in love with someone who isn't his wives.

The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake by Aimee Bender
For When: You've eaten your feelings
by Katherine Hill
Aimee Bender may test the limits of quirk, but she's a treasure nonetheless: a modern fabulist drawn equally to magic and the realities of contemporary life.

Zift by Vladislav Todorov translated by Joseph Benatov
For When: The reds want you dead
by Matt Jakubowski
Potent stuff distilled from ugly memories, already a cult movie in Bulgaria, Zift is like a flaming shot of rotgut smuggled in from the old country.

Mr. Peanut by Adam Ross
For When: Your wife is driving you nuts
by Char Vandermeer
"When David Pepin first dreamed of killing his wife, he didn't kill her himself. He dreamed of convenient acts of God." That's the ontologically uncertain bang that begins Adam Ross' Möbius-strip debut novel, Mr. Peanut.

Made By Hand by Mark Frauenfelder
For When: You need just one fix
by Brian Howard
When it comes to DIY bonafides, Mark Frauenfelder, editor in chief of Make magazine and founder of überblog Boing Boing, is as legit as they come.

Talking to Girls About Duran Duran by Rob Sheffield
For When: You're hungry like the wolf
by Julia West
As in his first book, Love Is a Mix Tape, Sheffield is a charming, bumbling nerd who exists solely for music and pop culture.

The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet by David Mitchell
For When: You've fallen and you can't get up
by Justin Bauer
David Mitchell has a knack for identifying a beautiful moment.

The Shallows: What the Internet Is Doing to Our Brains by Nicholas Carr
For When: A tangled web you weave
by Andrew Thompson
Should you find yourself still thirsty after the following brief review, you'd do well to blame the Internet.

A Visit From the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan
For when: Your rebel yell goes hoarse
by Rodney Anonymous
With Egan's considerable gifts for constructing interesting, quirky characters and her skill at capturing the feel of a given time and place, this could have been a tremendously satisfying read.



Web Exclusive
Editor's Letter:
Reusefulness
In praise of doing it yourself.
by Brian Howard
I reviewed Mark Frauenfelder’s excellent Made By Hand: Searching for Meaning in a Throwaway World, and the book’s been rattling around in my head ever since I put it down.

Loose Canon:
Child-free and Proud
Praise the Lord and pass the diaphragm.
by Bruce Schimmel
My contribution to our marriage's longevity was to love, honor and obey.

Feedback:
Letters to the Editor
What You Say
"These people moved into a house without walls, a broken water heater, a leaking roof? My God, these are not things that were hidden from them!"



News :: A New HopeA New Hope
Can the Phillies' first-rounder overcome his privileged upbringing?
by E. James Beale
For two years, Biddle dragged himself to post-practice workouts, where he packed on 45 pounds of muscle. He wanted to know if it was all worth it. So he found out.

A Million Stories
All the news we care to print.
"I watched the Cultural Trust save the core of [Pittsburgh] when there was nobody coming into the core of this region," says the Allegheny County executive.

Man Overboard!:
The Capital J
Are some Philadelphia media outlets more worthy of attention than others?
by Isaiah Thompson
Is there an important difference between advocacy and journalism? Of course. But the line can get blurry.

The Bell Curve
City Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.



Arts :: Thanks for the Memories
Full Exposure:
Thanks for the Memories
John Vettese sees what develops: Kaitlin Mosley's "Expiration"
by John Vettese
Bonus Web Content
The aged medium causes some colors to fade and others to shift. It conjures distortion and noise that pops up across the frame. Generally, it makes Mosley's scenes seem on the verge of disappearing into obscurity.

Arts Picks:
The Playboy of the Western World
Through July 3, $33-$50, DeSales University, 2755 Station Ave., Center Valley, 610-282-9455, pashakespeare.org.

by Mark Cofta
The infamy of The Playboy of the Western World seems quaint today, even though John Millington Synge's play caused riots in Dublin's streets more than 100 years ago.

Theater Review:
Wonder of Wonders
REVIEW: Fiddler on the Roof
by David Anthony Fox
The little village of Anatevka, as seen on stage at the Walnut Street Theatre, is so full of life that the old show feels newly minted.

Kaleidoscope
A Visit From the Goon Squad | The Promise | Android Karenina | Obsessive Consumption: What Did You Buy Today?

Arts Picks:
Samantha Bee
Samantha Bee will read from and discuss her book Sat., June 19, 2 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341, freelibrary.org.
by Brian Howard
Correspondent Samantha Bee is the most recognizable squawking head of Jon Stewart's cabal of satirical Daily Show pundits.



Movies :: The Neverending StoryThe Neverending Story
Buzz and Woody animate once again as Pixar revisits well-trodden terrain in Toy Story 3.
by Sam Adams
Essentially extending the loss-of-childhood montage from its predecessor to feature length, Toy Story 3 finds the gang abandoned by their once-faithful Andy.

Micmacs
City Paper Grade: B
by Sam Adams
Jean-Pierre Jeunet's latest trifle is his first film since 2004's A Very Long Engagement, a relatively sober and melodramatic adaptation of a best-selling French novel.



Music :: Reverse EngineeringReverse Engineering
South Philly hip-hop producer Haj reinvents the frontman.
by John Vettese
Haji Rana Pinya has a tough time explaining his Philadelphia hip-hop project to the casual listener.

Music Picks:
The New Pornographers
Mon., June 21, 7 p.m., $27, with The Dodos and The Dutchess & the Duke, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-922-6888, thetroc.com.

by Patrick Rapa
File all that cold, minimalist no-fi noise back in the crates. It's summer — time to go huge, happy and catchy.

Thao and Mirah with The Most of All
Mon., June 21, 8 p.m., $13-$14, with These United States, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849, r5productions.com.

by M.J. Fine
Following a successful pairing at San Francisco's Noise Pop Festival earlier this year, two of indie rock's most captivating performers are taking the show on the road.

Neutral Uke Hotel
Tue., June 22, 8 p.m., $8, with The Spotted Atrocious, Ukulele Orchestra and Solved with Science, The Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 215-238-5888, thekhyber.com.

by Patrick Rapa
Yeah, yeah, Neutral Milk Hotel was amazing, but do we need to be so glum and reverent?

Aid or Invade:
Nigeria!
So infectious it should come with directions to the free clinic.
by Rodney Anonymous
If the song "Awa Na Re" doesn't stir something inside you, then you are dead. Stop reading and lie down.

One Track Mind:
Pernice Brothers
"Bechamel"
by Patrick Rapa
The new Goodbye, Killer is a wonderful specimen of acoustic pop.

Album Reviews
Nina Natasia | Crystal Castles | Dot Allison

Music Picks:
Danzig
Sat., June 19, 7 p.m., $28, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-922-6888, thetroc.com.

by Patrick Rapa
I first saw Danzig years ago, at one of those early indoor Ozzfests, and damned if the dude didn't open with "Mother."

The Golden Filter
Sat., June 19, 7:30 p.m., $10, with Hundred in the Hands, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919, kungfunecktie.com.

by K. Ross Hoffman
They've crafted one of the more assured, subtle and strikingly pleasant synth-dance debuts in recent memory

Crossing Over
Want to describe Nu Directions? You better have plenty of hyphens.
by Shaun Brady
"Not one person is a strict straight-ahead jazz player or a strict orchestral musician; everybody's got a pretty varied background."

Music Picks:
Tia Fuller
Fri., June 18, 5:45 and 7:15 p.m., free with museum admission of $16, Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Ben Franklin Parkway, 215-763-8100, philamuseum.org.

by Shaun Brady
Tia Fuller is determined to make herself heard.

Disappears
Thu., June 17, 7:30 p.m., $8, with Woven Bones and Far-Out Fangtooth, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919, kungfunecktie.com.

by K. Ross Hoffman
Nobody wears black leather jackets anymore, but I sure feel like I should when I'm strutting down the street with Disappears in my ears.

Eddy Current Suppression Ring
Thu., June 17, 9 p.m., $10, with Pissed Jeans and Pop. 1280, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849, johnnybrendas.com.

by K. Ross Hoffman
In one of the great rock 'n' roll origin myths of our time, some employees at a Melbourne record pressing plant started jamming at a Christmas party and decided to cut a 7-inch.



Food :: From Tunisia With LoveFrom Tunisia With Love
At an Italian BYOB, an unlikely tasting menu celebrates a resonant cuisine.
by Brion Shreffler
Bonus Web Content

Ben-Ouhiba serves up his own interpretations of the national dishes of Tunisia, ranging from street food to the robust dishes most common to home cooking. "In seven courses," he says, "I'm trying to give you everything."


The Beer Blues
Philly Beer Week is a tricky proposition for local breweries and bar owners.
by Tara Nurin
Bonus Web Content
Philly Beer Week (PBW), though hailed as a coup for the city's craft-beer reputation, does not guarantee enhanced revenue for local bars and breweries.

What's Cooking:
The Week in Eats
Get Out!
by Hadley Assail
Bonus Web Content
Roof-to-Table Dinner at Noble | Classic Summer Seafood and Wine Dinner at fish | Father's Day Weekend Cheesesteak Tour of Reading Terminal Market | Taste of the Nation Fundraiser | Food Fight at the Kimmel Center

Feeding Frenzy
Restaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor
Tweed | Trolley Car Cafe | The Blue Comet | Barbuzzo



Agenda :: 'Cast Party
Agenda Lead:
'Cast Party
Scott Mosier and Kevin Smith talk about sticking bananas up their asses. And they want you to listen.
by Molly Eichel
Bonus Web Content
Scott Mosier is asking people to pay to watch him sit around and shoot the shit with his buddy.

Agenda Picks:
Philadelphia Independent Film Festival
June 23-27, $8-$100, various times and venues, 215-592-1242, philadelphiaindependentfilmfestival.com.
by Eric Henney
The Philadelphia Independent Film Festival (PIFF) is like the wily little brother of the Philly film family.

Queer Bait
Josh Middleton on the LGBTQ scene
by Josh Middleton
Gay Cartoonists | Full House: A Series of Cabarets | Lesbian Rockers @ Sugar Town

Icepack
Amorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. Amorosi
Icepack's always personal — more personal than my choice in mustache wax, even.

Agenda Picks:
Transfags Taking Over: A Seductively Smooth Night of Genderfuct Poetry
Fri., June 18, 8 p.m., $5-$10, Moonstone Arts Center, 110A S. 13th St., 215-735-9598, moonstoneartscenter.org.
by Will Stone
A stacked roster of Philly's red-blooded young rhymers have picked their muse: Transfag.

World's Largest
Fri., June 18, 8:30 p.m., free, Piazza at Schmidts, 1050 N. Hancock St., atthepiazza.com.
by Molly Eichel
As any sucker for tourist traps will tell you, anything that claims to be the world's largest is a must see.

Doug Benson
Thu., June 17, 8 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., June 18-19, 8 and 10:30 p.m.; $15-$20, Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001, heliumcomedy.com.
by Stephen Rose
Comedian Doug Benson is afraid of broken dreams as much as broken bongs.

Philly Strongman 2010
Thu., June 17, 9 p.m., $30, South Philadelphia Bar & Grill, 1235 E. Passyunk Ave., 215-334-3300, southphillybar.com.
by Stephen Rose
Pump the shit out of your hand squeezers and consume as many protein shakes as you can.

Philadelphia Beekeepers Guild
Thu., June 17, 7 p.m., free, Unitarian Society of Germantown, 6511 Lincoln Drive (meetings continue Thu., July 15, 7 p.m.; and Sat., Aug. 7, 2 p.m.; Wyck House, 6026 Germantown Ave.), phillybeekeepers.org.
by Matthew Cahn
For the inner Thoreau within every city-dweller, there is the Philadelphia Beekeepers Guild.




 
 
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