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Throwing the Books at YouCity Paper's Summer 2010 Book Quarterly
by Carolyn HuckabayVisit Critical Mass every day through June 23 for Book Quarterly Trivia Week; answer ridiculous questions about the books mentioned in these pages; and if you win, we'll send you a copy. Free. All you have to do is read.
Imperial Bedrooms by Bret Easton EllisFor When: You just can't say goodbye
by Sam KaplanThe basic question is: What exactly happens to the characters you
create, decades after you create them?
Hitch 22: A Memoir by Christopher HitchensFor When: You're getting crucified
by Natalie Hope McDonaldNoted writer and intellectual Christopher Hitchens delves into the private side of his public persona in a new memoir about perhaps his toughest subject yet.
Extra Lives: Why Video Games Matter by Tom BissellFor When: You're on a killing spree
by Jakob DorofBissell is no fanboy, and he spends more time exploring his frustrations
with video games than his fascination with them.
Anthropology of an American Girl by Hilary Thayer HamannFor When: You're having girl problems
by Emily CurrierIn her literary debut, Hilary Thayer Hamann weaves the intricate web of an introverted young woman's interior life.
Packing For Mars by Mary RoachFor When: You’re finding your zero-G spot
by Shaun BradyNo matter how popular they’d like their science to be, it’s hard to
imagine Stephen Hawking or Neil deGrasse Tyson using terms like
"splooge" or "fecal popcorning."
At Least in the City Someone Would Hear Me Scream by Wade RouseFor When: You gotta be out in the country
by Josh MiddletonFor this quintessential girly man, it's not surprising that some of his
greatest challenges derive from the realization that certain urban
luxuries no longer make the cut when living among trees and rabid
raccoons.
Hollywood Hellraisers by Robert SellersFor When: The sheriff gon' come for you
by Janet AndersonRobert Sellers explores the hair-raising escapades of the
film legends, all of whom were much more than
troublemakers — they were really bad, and they liked it that way.
The Hundred-Foot Journey by Richard C. MoraisFor When: You're all over the map
by Gary M. KramerThis lighthearted novel by Philadelphia-based author Richard Morais is simply a delectable treat.
The Philadelphia Phillies: An Extraordinary Tradition edited by Scott GummerFor when: You realize you peaked in 2008
by Andrew MilnerIt took 127 years, but the Phillies finally have an oversize photo book worthy of a coffee table.
Medium Raw by Anthony BourdainFor When: You're feeling hangry
by Hadley AssailWhether you find the chef turned celebrity author obnoxious, endearing
or both, you can't accuse Bourdain of being uninteresting.
Kraken by China MiévilleFor When: You've got ocean madness
by Mark CoftaAll pursue the kraken, and no one knows who squidnapped it.
The Lonely Polygamist by Brady UdallFor When: Your wandering days aren't over
by Molly EichelGolden Richards' construction business is falling apart, he's losing social status in his community and he's fallen in love with someone who isn't his wives.
The Particular Sadness of Lemon Cake by Aimee BenderFor When: You've eaten your feelings
by Katherine HillAimee Bender may test the limits of quirk, but she's a treasure
nonetheless: a modern fabulist drawn equally to magic and the realities
of contemporary life.
Zift by Vladislav Todorov translated by Joseph BenatovFor When: The reds want you dead
by Matt JakubowskiPotent stuff distilled from ugly memories, already a
cult movie in Bulgaria, Zift is like a flaming shot of rotgut
smuggled in from the old country.
Mr. Peanut by Adam RossFor When: Your wife is driving you nuts
by Char Vandermeer"When David Pepin first dreamed of killing his wife,
he didn't kill her himself. He dreamed of convenient acts of God."
That's the ontologically uncertain bang that begins Adam Ross'
Möbius-strip debut novel, Mr. Peanut.
Made By Hand by Mark FrauenfelderFor When: You need just one fix
by Brian HowardWhen it comes to DIY bonafides, Mark Frauenfelder, editor in chief of Make
magazine and founder of überblog Boing Boing, is as legit as they come.
Talking to Girls About Duran Duran by Rob SheffieldFor When: You're hungry like the wolf
by Julia WestAs in his first book, Love Is a Mix Tape, Sheffield is a
charming, bumbling nerd who exists solely for music and pop culture.
The Thousand Autumns of Jacob de Zoet by David MitchellFor When: You've fallen and you can't get up
by Justin BauerDavid Mitchell has a knack for identifying a beautiful moment.
The Shallows: What the Internet Is Doing to Our Brains by Nicholas CarrFor When: A tangled web you weave
by Andrew ThompsonShould you find yourself still thirsty after the following brief review, you'd do well to blame the Internet.
A Visit From the Goon Squad by Jennifer EganFor when: Your rebel yell goes hoarse
by Rodney AnonymousWith Egan's considerable gifts for constructing interesting, quirky
characters and her skill at capturing the feel of a given time and
place, this could have been a tremendously satisfying read.

Editor's Letter:
ReusefulnessIn praise of doing it yourself.
by Brian HowardI reviewed Mark Frauenfelder’s excellent Made By Hand: Searching for Meaning in a Throwaway World, and the book’s been rattling around in my head ever since I put it down.

Loose Canon:
Child-free and ProudPraise the Lord and pass the diaphragm.
by Bruce SchimmelMy contribution to our marriage's longevity was to love, honor and obey.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"These people moved into a house without walls, a broken water heater, a
leaking roof? My God, these are not things that were hidden from them!"
A New HopeCan the Phillies' first-rounder overcome his privileged upbringing?
by E. James BealeFor two years, Biddle dragged himself to post-practice workouts, where he packed on 45 pounds of muscle. He wanted to know if it was all worth it. So he found out.
A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
"I watched the Cultural Trust save the core of [Pittsburgh] when there was nobody coming into the core of this region," says the Allegheny County executive.

Man Overboard!:
The Capital JAre some Philadelphia media outlets more worthy of attention than others?
by Isaiah ThompsonIs there an important difference between advocacy and journalism? Of course. But the line can get blurry.

The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Full Exposure:
Thanks for the MemoriesJohn Vettese sees what develops: Kaitlin Mosley's "Expiration"
by John VetteseThe aged medium causes some colors to fade and others to shift. It
conjures distortion and noise that pops up across the frame. Generally,
it makes Mosley's scenes seem on the verge of disappearing into
obscurity.
Arts Picks:
The Playboy of the Western World Through July 3, $33-$50, DeSales University, 2755 Station Ave., Center Valley, 610-282-9455,
pashakespeare.org.
by Mark CoftaThe infamy of The Playboy of the Western World seems quaint today, even though John Millington Synge's play caused riots in Dublin's streets more than 100 years ago.
Theater Review:
Wonder of WondersREVIEW: Fiddler on the Roof
by David Anthony FoxThe little village of Anatevka, as seen on stage at the
Walnut Street Theatre, is so full of life that the old show feels
newly minted.
KaleidoscopeA Visit From the Goon Squad | The Promise | Android Karenina | Obsessive Consumption: What Did You Buy Today?
Arts Picks:
Samantha BeeSamantha Bee will read from and discuss her book Sat., June 19, 2 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341,
freelibrary.org.
by Brian HowardCorrespondent Samantha Bee is the most recognizable squawking head of Jon Stewart's cabal of satirical Daily Show pundits.
The Neverending StoryBuzz and Woody animate once again as Pixar revisits well-trodden terrain in Toy Story 3.
by Sam AdamsEssentially extending the loss-of-childhood montage from its predecessor to feature length, Toy Story 3 finds the gang abandoned by their once-faithful Andy.
MicmacsCity Paper Grade: B
by Sam AdamsJean-Pierre Jeunet's latest trifle is his first film since 2004's A Very Long Engagement, a relatively sober and melodramatic adaptation of a best-selling French novel.
Reverse EngineeringSouth Philly hip-hop producer Haj reinvents the frontman.
by John VetteseHaji Rana Pinya has a tough time explaining his Philadelphia
hip-hop project to the casual listener.
Music Picks:
The New PornographersMon., June 21, 7 p.m., $27, with The Dodos and The Dutchess & the Duke, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-922-6888,
thetroc.com.
by Patrick RapaFile all that cold, minimalist no-fi noise back in the crates. It's summer — time to go huge, happy and catchy.
Thao and Mirah with The Most of AllMon., June 21, 8 p.m., $13-$14, with These United States, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849,
r5productions.com.
by M.J. FineFollowing a successful pairing at San Francisco's Noise Pop Festival earlier this year, two of indie rock's most captivating performers are taking the show on the road.
Neutral Uke HotelTue., June 22, 8 p.m., $8, with The Spotted Atrocious, Ukulele Orchestra and Solved with Science, The Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 215-238-5888,
thekhyber.com.
by Patrick RapaYeah, yeah, Neutral Milk Hotel was amazing, but do we need to be so glum and reverent?
Aid or Invade:
Nigeria!So infectious it should come with directions to the free clinic.
by Rodney AnonymousIf the song "Awa Na Re" doesn't stir something inside you, then you are dead. Stop reading and lie down.
One Track Mind:
Pernice Brothers"Bechamel"
by Patrick RapaThe new Goodbye, Killer is a wonderful specimen of acoustic pop.
Album ReviewsNina Natasia | Crystal Castles | Dot Allison
Music Picks:
DanzigSat., June 19, 7 p.m., $28, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-922-6888,
thetroc.com.
by Patrick RapaI first saw Danzig years ago, at one of those early indoor Ozzfests, and damned if the dude didn't open with "Mother."
The Golden FilterSat., June 19, 7:30 p.m., $10, with Hundred in the Hands, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanThey've crafted one of the more assured, subtle and strikingly
pleasant synth-dance debuts in recent memory
Crossing OverWant to describe Nu Directions? You better have plenty of hyphens.
by Shaun Brady"Not one person is a strict straight-ahead jazz player or a strict
orchestral musician; everybody's got a pretty varied background."
Music Picks:
Tia FullerFri., June 18, 5:45 and 7:15 p.m., free with museum admission of $16, Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Ben Franklin Parkway, 215-763-8100,
philamuseum.org.
by Shaun BradyTia Fuller is determined to make herself heard.
DisappearsThu., June 17, 7:30 p.m., $8, with Woven Bones and Far-Out Fangtooth, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanNobody wears black leather jackets anymore, but I sure feel like I should when I'm strutting down the street with Disappears in my ears.
Eddy Current Suppression RingThu., June 17, 9 p.m., $10, with Pissed Jeans and Pop. 1280, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanIn one of the great rock 'n' roll origin myths of our time, some employees at a Melbourne record pressing plant started jamming at a Christmas party and decided to cut a 7-inch.
From Tunisia With LoveAt an Italian BYOB, an unlikely tasting menu celebrates a resonant cuisine.
by Brion ShrefflerBen-Ouhiba serves up his own interpretations of the national
dishes of Tunisia, ranging from street food to the robust dishes most
common to home cooking. "In seven courses," he says, "I'm trying
to give you everything."
The Beer BluesPhilly Beer Week is a tricky proposition for local breweries and bar owners.
by Tara NurinPhilly Beer Week (PBW), though hailed as a coup for the city's craft-beer reputation, does not guarantee enhanced revenue for local bars and breweries.
What's Cooking:
The Week in EatsGet Out!
by Hadley AssailRoof-to-Table Dinner at Noble | Classic Summer Seafood and Wine Dinner at fish | Father's Day Weekend Cheesesteak Tour of Reading Terminal Market | Taste of the Nation Fundraiser | Food Fight at the Kimmel Center
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorTweed | Trolley Car Cafe | The Blue Comet | Barbuzzo

Agenda Lead:
'Cast PartyScott Mosier and Kevin Smith talk about sticking bananas up their asses. And they want you to listen.
by Molly EichelScott Mosier is asking people to pay to watch him sit around and shoot the shit with his buddy.
Agenda Picks:
Queer BaitJosh Middleton on the LGBTQ scene
by Josh MiddletonGay Cartoonists | Full House: A Series of Cabarets | Lesbian Rockers @ Sugar Town
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiIcepack's always personal — more personal than my choice in mustache wax, even.
Agenda Picks:
Transfags Taking Over: A Seductively Smooth Night of Genderfuct Poetry by Will StoneA stacked roster of Philly's red-blooded young rhymers have picked their muse: Transfag.
World's LargestFri., June 18, 8:30 p.m., free, Piazza at Schmidts, 1050 N. Hancock St.,
atthepiazza.com.
by Molly EichelAs any sucker for tourist traps will tell you, anything that claims to be the world's largest is a must see.
Doug BensonThu., June 17, 8 p.m.; Fri.-Sat., June 18-19, 8 and 10:30 p.m.; $15-$20, Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001,
heliumcomedy.com.
by Stephen RoseComedian Doug Benson is afraid of broken dreams as much as broken bongs.
Philly Strongman 2010Thu., June 17, 9 p.m., $30, South Philadelphia Bar & Grill, 1235 E. Passyunk Ave., 215-334-3300,
southphillybar.com.
by Stephen RosePump the shit out of your hand squeezers and consume as many protein shakes as you can.
Philadelphia Beekeepers GuildThu., June 17, 7 p.m., free, Unitarian Society of Germantown, 6511 Lincoln Drive (meetings continue Thu., July 15, 7 p.m.; and Sat., Aug. 7, 2 p.m.; Wyck House, 6026 Germantown Ave.),
phillybeekeepers.org.
by Matthew CahnFor the inner Thoreau within every city-dweller, there is the Philadelphia Beekeepers Guild.