other issues :
Mother Do You Wanna Bang Heads With Me?Joe Jordan and his mom, Jacqui Gore, are the loudest family in town.
by A.D. Amorosi"Ladies and gentlemen — my mom," says Jordan, reliving that ritual
moment with stagy brio. "She was 33 when she had me — how's she doing?" He's done that intro countless times. The reaction's always the same.
"The crowd goes nuts," he says.

Loose Canon:
But Enough About MeSorry, friends, I have to go.
by Bruce SchimmelIt's unusual for an old owner to stick around, much less be welcomed
for so long by a place he once ruled. But City Paper is a strange
place.

Editor's Letter:
Beer Me by Brian HowardIt's been a few weeks since I've written in this space. Excuse me while I
shake off the sand and lean on that time-honored columnist's crutch —
what I did on my summer vacation.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"'Corny'? Would you call the last movement of the Mahler Eighth 'corny'?"
We Need InformationA Temple prof's campaign to alert city officials to the dangers of Shale drilling.
by Isaiah ThompsonPennsylvania has suddenly become the epicenter of a massive gold rush
— or, rather, gas rush — as companies have raced to lease private and
public land for drilling. And with that drilling have come problems.

Man Overboard!:
What You're WorthHumans, like dogs, respond to rewards.
by Isaiah ThompsonWith data and computers, Harrah's casinos
can calculate exactly how and how much a gambler can be convinced to
play longer, and to greater loss, than they might otherwise.
The High Cost of Affordable HousingHow do you spur low-income housing when developers can't break even?
by Yowei ShawHow do you stimulate development of low and moderately priced housing
when it so hard for developers to break even, let alone make a profit?

Sports:
Soccer, In; MLS, OutWater will find its level, and the American tide remains low.
by E. James BealeThe endless question, "Is soccer ever going to make it in America?"
can be answered. Yes. Soccer can, will and has made it in America. Major League Soccer (MLS) — and with it, our local chapter, the
Chester-based Philadelphia Union — is another matter.

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman, Holly Otterbein and Yowei Shaw"I don't particularly respect The Public Record as journalism or
anything close to it." | For the record: Pennsylvania's unemployment rate is at a 26-year
high; nationwide, there are five applicants for every open
position. The jobs aren't there, Tom. You prick.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Art:
Look Who's TalkingExpressionist Mark Brosseau opens up about art that's hard to explain.
by Bruce WalshAt 34, Brosseau is still adjusting to a somewhat unfair expectation
often hurled at abstract artists: that he be willing and able to discuss
his emotional connection to the work.
Arts Picks:
DesignLab by Marielle MondonEmerging Philly clothing designers and up-and-coming local artists are
pairing up and taking inspiration from each other.
PlayPennJuly 19-26, free (reservations recommended), Adrienne Theatre, 2030 Sansom St., 215-717-7127,
playpenn.org.
by Mark CoftaPlayPenn celebrates its sixth annual New Play Development Conference by
sharing six intensely workshopped pieces, two by area playwrights.
Hallucinating HistoryWed., July 21, 7 p.m., free, Christ Church Neighborhood House, 20 N. American St., 215-413-9006,
livearts-fringe.org.
by Will StoneFocusing on the tug-and-pull of American liberty, the play time-travels
between kinky séances in the Lincoln White House and the violent
radicalism of today.
Re-View:
Off the CuffsRobin Rice on Visual Art: "Icons of Costume: Hollywood's Golden Era and Beyond" at James A. Michener Art Museum
by Robin RiceThe glossy feathers dominating Marlene
Dietrich's svelte black ensemble from Shanghai Express are
a perfect foil for her cool, calculating face. Together, photograph and
object illustrate that extra dimension a skilled actor brings to a
costume — and, equally, the way a great costume can frame a moment in
time.
Arts Picks:
BalletXJuly 21-25, $30, Wilma Theater, 265 S. Broad St., 215-546-7824,
balletx.org.
by Julia AskenaseFor its fifth birthday, BalletX is celebrating the best way it knows
how: by mashing up traditional technique and experimental choreography.
Silkscreen: A Universal Tool of JusticeThrough Aug. 5, free, NEXUS at Crane Arts Building, 1400 N. American St., 215-222-6979,
spiralq.org.
by Lauren Macaluso"Teens Revolt: What's on Our Minds" will be featured in a monthlong
exhibit alongside firsthand accounts of artists in South Africa who used
printmaking to challenge the regime.
KaleidoscopeXPoNential Music Festival | Burning Star Core's Papercuts Theater | Justin Kramon's Finny | Famous Franks party at Dirty Frank's
Arts Picks:
Can't Afford the FreewayFri., July 16, 8:30 p.m., free, screened with films by Caleb Lyons and Kathryn Scanlan, vacant lots behind Philadelphia Art Hotel (bring FM radio for audio), 2007-2015 E. Hazzard St., 267-639-9166.
by Holly OtterbeinThe open road, already a paradoxical symbol of freedom and oil
addiction, is now the stage for modern-day warfare. How's that for a
prepackaged motif?
In DreamsDark Knight director Christopher Nolan piles on the layers in Inception. Can he find his way out?
by Sam AdamsMore than an exploration of dreams, which are always private and
sealed-off, Inception's closest analogue is to the shared dream
of the movies, a tantalizing fantasy whose incompleteness begs us to
fill in the gaps.
Everyone ElseCity Paper Grade: A-
by Sam AdamsEveryone Else feels less like voyeurism than symbiosis,
merging spectator and spectacle until the boundary between them starts
to dissolve.
Aid or InvadeThe Philippines!
by Rodney AnonymousIf you shout out "Björk" when asked to name a native-born Nigerian folk
singer, then you might be surprised to learn that neither David Byrne
nor Fatboy Slim are from the Philippines. However, the subjects of their
ambitious collaboration most
certainly were.
Music Picks:
Jordin SparksSun., July 18, 7 p.m., $20, TLA, 334 South St., 215-922-1011,
livenation.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanIt's been exactly a year since the 2007 AmIdol champion released her last album, Battlefield, and nearly that
long since she's had a single in
the charts.
Deer TickTue., July 20, 9 p.m., $12, with Wye Oak, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by Patrick RapaYoung dudes with old-man voices. Is there no cure for this vocal
affliction which reduces our clean-cut college indie types into
crooked-backed four-packs-a-day hackmen wheezing at the moon?
The Budos BandWed., July 21, 9 p.m., $12-$14, with Urban Shamans, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanThe 10-plus Daptone-affiliated Afro-soulsters who constitute the Budos
adopt an admirably workmanlike, no-nonsense approach to laying down
sinfully thick, nasty grooves.
Kid SisterFri., July 16, 9 p.m., $15, with Gang, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanShe keeps her hip-hop aspirations modest, but Young's got an endearing,
surprisingly distinctive persona going for her, juggling cost-conscious
relatability with vicariously enjoyable true-glitz.
Peter Wolf CrierFri., July 16, 9 p.m., $14-$16, with Heartless Bastards and The Builders and the Butchers, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., 215-787-0488,
northstarbar.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanPeter Wolf Crier's Inter-Be finds them in fine stylistic company, full of fuzzy warbled melodies
and raggedy back-porch strums.
The PitmasterBarbecue king Steven Raichlen preaches from the gospel of global grilling.
by Will Stone"In a nutshell, it's the discovery you could use fire to cook meat that
turned us from apes to humans, basically. Forget about upright walking,
it's really cooking that made us human."
Gelati PartyWho invented the water ice/ice cream combo?
by Carolyn WymanIndependent local shop owners cite a 40-60 ratio of gelati to plain
water ice sales, saying the heavier gelati sells better in the evenings
and on cool days, and worse to manual laborers than people who "work in
air-conditioned offices and don't have to worry about throwing up on
some rooftop," as Cardullo puts it.
What's Cooking:
What's CookingGet Out!
by Eric HenneyFork Fisherman's Trip and Dinner | The Dude Hates Cancer Fundraiser at Drinker's Tavern | Second Annual Pour-a-Palooza | University City Dining Days | Good Food Good Beer and the Rest is History
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorAdsum | Machismo Burrito Bar | Kong | Mumbai Bistro | Black bird | Chhaya Café

Agenda Lead:
Turning TricksCheap Trick screen Budokan. Just watch out for the screaming Japanese girls.
by A.D. Amorosi"Knowing people so long you get to know when to stay out of people's way.
It's one big long compromise — like being married to several different
wives."
Agenda Picks:
Johnny Showcase & The Lefty Lucy CabaretFri.-Sat., July 16-17, 9 p.m., $15, Connie's Ric Rac, 1132 S. Ninth St., 215-279-7587,
johnnyshowcase.com.
by Katy BergenJohnny Showcase, the ringleader of a crew of eccentric performers known
as the Lefty Lucy Cabaret, thinks he's hip.
Comedy Sportz World ChampionshipThu.-Sat., July 15-17, 7 and 9:30 p.m., $18-$100, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
comedysportzphilly.com.
by Matthew CahnThe 26th annual ComedySportz World Championship, an Olympic-style improv
competition, has found its way to our city for the first time.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiPhilly has its mysteries. What historic artifacts are buried below SugarHouse?
How can people stand It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
What the hell happened to the Paul Green School of Rock? What
does Michael Vick have on Jeff Lurie that he deserves
this kind of job security?
Queer BaitJosh Middleton on the LGBTQ scene
by Josh MiddletonqueerARt? | Queer Memoir Salon | Community Thursdays @ Tabu
Agenda Picks:
'50s Pinup Ice Cream Parlor photo shoot by Marielle MondonIn addition to providing skin care treatments with titles like "The
Bardot" or "The Monroe," Ralph takes pride in being the only salon in
Philadelphia offering pinup hairstyling and photography.
Ride the DivideTue., July 20, 8 p.m., $12.50, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by Lauren MacalusoThe Tour Divide is a 2,700-mile-long race equivalent to climbing Everest
seven times. That's a whole lot of peddling.
Jean Renoir ScreeningsSun., July 18, 2 p.m., $8 after museum admission of $16, Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Ben Franklin Parkway, 215-684-7585,
philamuseum.org.
by Eric HenneyIn conjunction with "Late Renoir," currently running at the Philadelphia
Museum of Art, a three-part film series features the work of
Pierre-Auguste's kid, Jean — you know, the subject of some of the
exhibition's paintings.
Drums, Fifes, and FlagsThrough the summer, $3, Germantown Historical Society, 5501 Germantown Ave., 215-844-1683,
germantownhistory.org.
by Matthew CahnCall off the re-enactment and tell Ma you won't be home for hardtack.