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Waiting For Good DoughIf you think there's no good pizza in Philly, you're not looking hard enough.
by Drew LazorThis city's stable of respected pizzerias has been bolstered by an
influx of passionate, obsessive dough stretchers, so-called "artisans"
who raise the construction of the common slice from expressionless task
to tempestuous art form. But Philadelphia pizza is about so much more
than just them.
Feedback:
Accidents Will HappenEx-employees say Ride the Ducks "really endangered people."
by Holly Otterbein"Their safety standards were abysmal, despite lip service to the
contrary," says former Ride the Ducks Capt. Daylin Louderback.

Man Overboard!:
The Fable of the Bees by Isaiah ThompsonThe story begins — where else? — in the greenery, splendor and quiet self-satisfaction of West Philly, where, one day, a beehive — man-made — appeared in the yard behind my apartment building.

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman, Holly Otterbein and Andrew ThompsonSheets obscured the house's windows, leaving neighbors to speculate on
what was going on inside: A googol of cats? A dog-fighting ring?
What're they building in there?

Soapboxer:
Ruin to AllJeffrey C. Billman tells you what to think
by Jeffrey C. BillmanThere's a chilling disconnect between what Americans want and what we're
willing to sacrifice to get it.

Sports:
Star PowerIt may take the 76ers a decade to recover.
by E. James BealeEvan Turner will be good. Not great, not terrible, but good. And so will
his new team: Welcome to another decade of fifth to eighth seeds in the
East.

The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks, we make jokes.

Full Exposure:
Ready for Their Close-UpPhilly's best concert photographers talk shop.
by John VetteseLisa Schaffer remembers that feeling from a 2003 White Stripes
concert at the Tweeter Center. "I had really bad seats," she recalls.
"And I watched these photographers walk right in with their bags and I
was like, 'Why am I not doing that?'"
Arts Picks:
Mystic Monsters by Will StoneSome monsters troll down the hallway, collecting shadows of fictitious
proportions. Pat Alusio and Adam Fergurson's do not.
Chase Me, Comrade!Through Sept. 12, $22-$25, Hedgerow Theatre, 64 Rose Valley Road, Rose Valley, 610-565-4211,
hedgerowtheatre.org.
by Mark CoftaComrade! showcases energetic young resident company members in a
madcap kerfuffle skillfully built on a teetering tower of lies.
KaleidoscopeAdler's Appetite | Punk Rock Flea Market | Ron Currie Jr.'s Everything Matters! | Cap'n Jazz
Scenes from a MarriageIn The Kids Are All Right, Lisa Cholodenko presents an unconventional family in the most conventional of ways.
by Sam AdamsEven a decade ago, Jules' apparent bisexuality would have come with a
healthy dose of hang-wringing, but Cholodenko and her co-screenwriter
Stuart Blumberg breeze right past the "is she or isn't she?" agonizing
of identity politics.
MetropolisCity Paper Grade: A-
by Sam AdamsKino's The Complete Metropolis contains nearly a hundred
instances of restored footage, ranging from brief reaction shots to
entire sequences.
Photon TorpedoedPhoton Band's frontman heads down south.
by Patrick RapaThis Saturday's gig at Johnny Brenda's probably isn't Photon Band's
final show ever, but it's definitely the last for a while.
Music Picks:
Simmons/Boone/Landham Jam SessionTuesdays, 8 p.m., free, Grey Social Club, 132 Chestnut St., 215-925-3379.
by Shaun BradyOrtlieb's storied rhythm section has re-emerged with a
new home for its invaluable Tuesday night apprenticeship system.
Erik DeutschSat., July 24, 7 p.m., $10-$12, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by Shaun BradyThe disc's a mélange of funk, '60s soul, New Orleans groove, R&B
ballads and pop hooks.
Die AntwoordMaking Time, Fri., July 23, 10 p.m.-3:30 a.m., $15, with Midnight Juggernauts and the Making Time DJs, Voyeur, 1221 St. James St., 215-735-5772,
igetrvng.com.
by Patrick RapaWTF is this? Some Memento-tatted Vanilla Ice-looking dude rapping
about being "fantastically poor with patience like a stalker"?
George Burton QuartetFri., July 23, 8 and 10 p.m., $15, Chris' Jazz Cafe, 1421 Sansom St., 215-568-3131,
chrisjazzcafe.com.
by Shaun BradyIt takes a strong pianist to stand up to the might of nine saxophones,
which should give some indication of George Burton's forceful touch.
BussesThu., July 22, 9 p.m., $10, with Eastern Conference Champions, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by A.D. AmorosiThere's nothing about Busses that says they're from the windswept
beaches of California, or have Viking ancestry.
Barrel RollCooperage brings a little modern Southern charm to Center City.
by Elisa LudwigIn print, chef Ralph Kane's menu is as savvy and appealing as its
interior, giving Southern-fried a new freshness.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorMumbai Bistro | Nook Bakery and Coffee Bar | Lucky Old Souls | Il Pittore | Guapos Tacos | Frohmans Wursthaus
What's Cooking:
The Week in EatsGet Out!
by Eric HenneyThe Main Event at fish | South Philadelphia Tap Room Wheat Beer Fest | Sly Fox Beer Dinner at Chifa | Late-Night Fiesta at Mixto | Sea of Japan Dinner at Lacroix | Kanella Pop-Up Restaurant at Washington Square
True to ForumGreen talk ruled the PA Restaurant Association's first-ever Food and Beverage Forum.
by Will StoneCan everyone accept the certitude that tomatoes don't grow in
Pennsylvania during the wintertime?

Agenda Lead:
Jam and SlamFirst Person Arts is throwing a party. Want to come?
by Julia AskenaseDuring show and tell, what you had to say about your Pog collection, pet rock or family heirloom was ostensibly as important, if not more so, than the item you shared.
Agenda Picks:
Vagabond OperaTue., July 27, 8 p.m., $18-$23, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by Julia AskenaseThe six-piece ensemble known as Vagabond Opera is composed of trained
operatic vocalists who sing in 13 languages to the tune of accordion,
cello, upright bass, saxophone and drums.
Mike V's Glory Bound Skatepark TourWed., July 28, 5 p.m., $12, Woodward Skatepark, 1943 Franklin Mills Circle No. 100, 215-612-6836,
woodwardskateparks.net.
by Matthew Cahn[ skate or die ] Get your knees bloody with Mike Vallely in first his major skatepark tour in five years. The pro skateboarder/ass-kicker gives
Famous Fishtowners: A Tour & ToastWed., July 28, 6 p.m., $20, Laurel Hill Cemetery, 3822 Ridge Ave., 215-545-0391,
genpa.org.
by Will StoneFrom its colonial origins up to the present mural-lined blocks, the
history of Fishtown is encrusted in the ashen headstones and cairns of
Laurel Hill Cemetery.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiSome people leave town and you could care less. Others you'd pay train
or plane fare to hit bricks quicker.
Agenda Picks:
ScrewSmart's Coming Out BallSat., July 24, 7:30 p.m.-1 a.m., $5-$15 (sliding scale), Danger Danger Gallery, 5013 Baltimore Ave.,
screwsmartly.com.
by Marielle MondonMissed out on your debutante ball? Compensate for those lost cotillion
dreams at ScrewSmart's Screw It Up: Coming Out Ball and Fundraiser.

Shopping Spree:
Handmade Philly and VolkLibre! Swap MeetFashion > Forward
by Julia WestLike any good potluck, the success of the event rests on its
participants, meaning the bigger and more diverse the crowd, the richer
the amalgamation of treasures will be.
Agenda Picks:
Women in Rock and Soul by Lauren MacalusoIf 25 years of collecting, reviewing and archiving music has taught rock
music historian Richie Unterberger anything, it's the value of raw,
live footage.