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August 12th, 2010 other issues :
Idealists for HireCanvassing works, but is its success at the cost of its workers?
by Isaiah ThompsonEven its detractors admit that canvassing has allowed progressive
organizations to attract membership and (especially) donations that
otherwise would be impossible. But its success has also led to an increasing murmur of dissatisfaction over how that money is raised.
Farewell to All ThatA longtime contributor bids adieu to the city he loved.
by David FarisThe streets seemed narrow, sinister. Liberty One and Two loomed,
recently constructed and gleaming with menace, in the distance. Philly
was the steam vent my dad used to warn us we'd end up sleeping on if we
didn't study harder.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Did you get those talking points from moveon.org, or did they come straight from the Democratic Party hierarchy?"

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman and Holly OtterbeinWe miss you like we miss hemorrhoids, John Street.
Fuzzy MathThat Boston College DROP study missed a few things.
by Ralph CiprianoThe Boston College report argued that since its inception in 1999, DROP
had cost taxpayers only $22.3 million per year, or about $258 million
total. If only that were true.
The Bell Curve
Man Overboard!:
A Vision"Enough is enough!"
by Isaiah ThompsonIsaac Newton was granted a vision when a falling apple cracked his head; revelation visited Man Overboard! when a falling object cracked his Apple.

Soapboxer:
One Fine DayThey deserved to lose.
by Jeffrey C. BillmanIt was Barack Obama's 49th birthday; or, if you subscribe to certain
right-wing blogs, it was the 49th anniversary of the day Obama's mother
gave birth to Malcolm X's love child in Kenya, then faked a Hawaiian
birth certificate and newspaper announcements so that her black child could run for president four decades later and fulfill Marx's vision.

Art:
Encore?After 24 years, Andrea Clearfield's beloved Salon series faces an uncertain future.
by A.D. AmorosiAs she looks ahead to her 25th year, this gatekeeper faces a huge
obstacle: She recently received an e-mail from the building's owners
announcing their intentions to sell the property to the tune of $1
million. And scrounging up that kind of money is no easy task for a
composer/salon operator.
Arts Picks:
Just Say Love by Josh MiddletonStudent has utilized his unique insight to direct a variety of LGBTQ
plays, earning him a reputation as Philadelphia's leading straight
authority on gay theater.
Re-View:
Road Not TakenRobin Rice on Visual Art: "Divergence: Five Views On Photography"
by Robin RiceIt's now dead simple to make technically excellent pictures with only a
so-so camera and a computer. Taking this technological paradigm shift
into account, "Divergence" at Sande Webster presents a few personal
directions in photography.
KaleidoscopeThe Shalitas | Paul Sharits | The Lighroom | Beach Fossils, Warpaint and Javelin
Arts Picks:
Sculpting NatureOpening reception Thu., Aug. 12, 5-7 p.m., free, through Sept. 2, Center for Emerging Visual Artists, 1521 Locust St., lower level, 215-546-7775,
cfeva.org.
by Will StoneThis trio calls upon myriad verdant aesthetics — some seed-planted,
others mass-produced — to tackle the tensions of our controlled
landscapes.
World DominationEdgar Wright's Scott Pilgrim vs. the World scores high on heart.
by Shaun BradyHis ADD approach — smash-cutting from location to location over the
course of a single conversation, split-screening Anime battles while
bombastic punk blares in the background, introducing information via text boxes strewn around the screen — isn't
an excess of style so much as an accurate representation of their
plugged-in existences.
Life During WartimeCity Paper Grade: B+
by Sam AdamsThe ghosts of the past linger literally and figuratively in a world where innocence is gone for good.
The Liars ClubThe Armchairs are fucking with you, but they're not fucking around.
by John VetteseIn their two years on the Philadelphia scene, the band have developed a reputation for playfully messing with their
audience (at a recent show, Morris read aloud from The Communist Manifesto
while the band space-jammed behind him), fellow musicians (when opening
for Toy Soldiers at the TLA, they repeatedly hollered "stay tuned for
more racist bands" between songs) and journalists interviewing them
(well, cheese stickers).
Music Picks:
Rihanna/Ke$haWed., Aug. 18, 7:30 p.m., $31-$106, Susquehanna Bank Center, 1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, N.J., 800-745-3000,
livenation.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanThis double-bill features one of pop's current reigning sovereigns plus one of its brashest, snottiest new faces.
Aid or Invade:
Finland/France/Antarctica!Rodney Anonymous vs. The World
by Rodney AnonymousToday, Aid or Invade breaks new ground by inviting you, the reader, to take part in the world's first interactive album review.
Music Picks:
Angel BandFri., Aug. 13, 7:30 p.m., $15, with Carsie Blanton, Tin Angel, 20 S. Second St., 215-928-0770,
tinangel.com.
by Mary ArmstrongThe Angel Band's sound continues to focus on the tight trio of women's voices.
DragonetteSat., Aug. 14, 9:30 p.m., $12, with Shy Child, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanCanadian retro-wavers Dragonette want nothing more than to come off as total wanton sleazeballs.
Bill KirchenSun., Aug. 15, 7:30 p.m., $19.50, Sellersville Theater, 24 W. Temple Ave, Sellersville, 215-257-5808,
st94.com.
by Mary ArmstrongThe man has come through the rock meat grinder.
Dâm-Funk + Master BlazterThu., Aug. 12, 9 p.m., $10, with Spirit Animal and Robotique DJs, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanToeachizown was a properly brain-blazing accomplishment.
Twenty WanTwenty Manning's dramatic makeover means it's relevant but it doesn't mean it's better.
by Adam EraceI remember Twenty Manning. I remember the come-hither sofas and the
lounge lizards splayed across them. I remember light that felt sexy and
food that felt exotic. I remember this was the first place I tasted
lemongrass. It was the year 2000, and it was in a martini. Go figure.
Jiggle ItJell-O shots — they're not just for wastrels anymore!
by Drew LazorThe Fishtown-based duo runs My Jello Americans, a religiously updated blog that showcases the most intricate and original gelatin-based alcoholic treats I have ever seen.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Eric HenneySaison Brunch at Johnny Brenda's | Small Space Vegetable Gardening 101 | Charlie at the Sausage Factory at The Institute | Five-Course Patron Throwdown at Valanni
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorSumo Sushi | Chhaya Café | Monk's Café | M Restaurant | The Barbary | The Khyber | Kingyo

Agenda Lead:
Spored to DeathGay author Thom Nickels talks sci-fi, spiritual awakenings and ghost sex.
by Josh MiddletonNickels sat down with us to reveal the supernatural experiences that led
him to create this twisted but thoughtful tale that's ripe with
political innuendo, sexual liberation and a disease that'll change the
way you think of broccoli.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiThe thick 'n' soupy humidity is a drag. DROP sign-ups is a drag. Know what else's a drag? Drag. But it's a good drag.
Agenda Picks:
Can You Drink from Your Sink?Tue., Aug. 17, 6-8 p.m., free, Art in the Age, 116 N. Third St., 215-922-2600,
artintheage.com.
by Katy BergenWhile our fellow New Yorkers decided long ago their taps would gush
Catskill Mountain agua, Philly, in choosing to drink river water, set up
a system that relies heavily on technology to clean our city's water
source.

Shopping Spree:
Recycling ZychalFashion > Forward
by Julia WestIt's called upcycling because, let's be honest, sometimes recycling just ain't enough.
Agenda Picks:
Vintage Hairstyle WorkshopSat., Aug. 14, 3:30-5:30 p.m., $75, Sherman Mills, 3502 Scotts Lane, Unit 1616,
bettina.ca.
by Marielle MondonBurlesque dancer Bettina May is bringing glamour to Philly
with her vintage-hairstyle workshop, inspired by classic pinup models
and our grandmothers alike.
Awakening the Heart: Introduction to Buddhist MeditationSat., Aug. 14, 10:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m., $40, Amitayus Kadampa Buddhist Center, 814 Chestnut St., fourth floor, 267-702-4083,
meditationinnewjersey.org.
by Jen RiniBreathe in, breathe out, close your eyes and put your hand over your heart. Sure it's a-thumpin', but is it awakened?
Kevin NealonThu., Aug. 12, 8 p.m.; Fri-Sat., Aug. 13-14, 8 and 10:30 p.m.; $25-$30, Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001,
heliumcomedy.com.
by Stephen RoseNow, Nealon is known to a whole new set of TV viewers as the opposite of that relatively dignified newsman.