Finland/France/Antarctica!
Rodney Anonymous vs. The World
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Today, Aid or Invade breaks new ground by inviting you, the reader, to take part in the world's first interactive album review. By selecting one choice from each of the three sets of options in brackets below, you will be able to determine the outcome of the review.
The Do's A Mouthful is the [slickest/rockin'est/moistest] CD to come along since [The Gorillaz' Plastic Beach/The Meatmen's Crippled Children Suck/Justin Bieber's Golly, You Taste Just Like My Scoutmaster]. From the opening notes of the first track, "Playground Hustle," the listener is instantly transported back in time to [1970s New York/1930s Berlin/Maya Angelou's ill-advised appearance at WrestleMania XXIII], and is left with the distinct feeling that [Ben Stein is an asshole/this is a unique and challenging work/we forgot something back at the rest st— OH DEAR GOD. THE BABY. WHERE IS THE BABY??!!].
Imagine the Beatles if [Edith Piaf/Pia Zadora/Squeaky Fromme] had been the lead singer and [Karen Carpenter/John Bonham/Ringo Starr] had played drums. Surely the band must have picked up its infectious beats off a [lost Amazonian tribe/blind blues artist/public toilet seat]. If you've ever been [asked to leave a petting zoo/condemned by the clergy/covered in powered sugar and served to tourists], then A Mouthful is the CD for you.
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Verdict: [Aid/Invade/Bomb the Living Shit Out of]
With the release of A Mouthful, The Do [persist in creating intriguing music/provide Mel Gibson with a plausible cover story/fail to explain what little Billy was doing to that squirrel]. Let's just hope they continue to provide us with [catchy tunes/mountains of cocaine/the head of Alfredo GarcÃa].
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