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August 19th, 2010 other issues :
Cover Story:
Stay Classy, PhiladelphiaAn open mic with Paul F. Tompkins, the nicest guy in comedy.
by Patrick RapaWho would have thought that the nicest, classiest man in standup would be a dude from Philadelphia?

Editor's Letter:
CheerioPhilly loses one of its biggest biking advocates.
by Brian HowardNot surprisingly, Dyson's feelings about Philadelphia are complicated.
He's been here since 1983 and lived through some of the city's worst
moments. But he's always recognized the gritty, can-do spirit.
Feedback:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"Sucks that guido nerds in tinfoil-covered Affliction shirts ruined Old City."

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman and Matt StroudSo whenever we hear the Greens and their lefter-than-thou purist ilk
spout off about how the Republicans and Democrats are all the same,
well,
fuck them. Seriously.

Man Overboard!:
Bang 'EmWhy was the death penalty pursued so doggedly in the Sgt. Stephen Liczbinski case?
by Isaiah ThompsonFailure on the jurors' part to vote unanimously for death would result
in life-without-parole sentences for the two defendants. And that's
exactly what happened on Tuesday afternoon.

Soapboxer:
Come On ArleneWho the hell do you think you are?
by Jeffrey C. BillmanI'll be damned if I stay silent while you try to hide the public information that we are entitled to have. We pay your salary. And if you can prove to us that you've earned it, I'm sure we'll keep doing so.
Get With the ProgramUnemployment fraud costs Pa. taxpayers millions of dollars a year. But that's not the real problem.
by Holly OtterbeinIt's not that DLI isn't doing its job. Indeed, the price tag of the
fraudulent claims amounts to less than 1 percent of the total cost of
unemployment benefits. The problem isn't that Pennsylvanians are
suddenly lazy; rather, it's a symptom of the recession.
Pay UpGot a blog that’s set up to make (even very little) money? The city considers you a business, and would like you to pay $300.
by Valerie RubinskySure, the city has its rules; and yes, cash-strapped cities can't very
well ignore potential sources of income. But at the same time, there
must be some room for discretion and common sense.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks, we make jokes.

Full Exposure:
Claim to UnfameJohn Vettese sees what develops | Andy Warhol: Polaroids and B&W Prints
by John VetteseSomewhere between the paparazzi and party photographers sat Andy Warhol.
Arts Picks:
A Midsummer Night's Dream by Mark CoftaIf the prospect of another production of A Midsummer Night's Dream seems less than thrilling, consider Mauckingbird's unique "queer aesthetic" take on the magical romantic comedy.
Kaleidoscopeeveryoneisphotogenic.com | The Double Life Is Twice as Good | Cropsey | Galaxie 500
The Extra ManCity Paper Grade: C+
by Shaun BradyDirectors Shari Springer Berman and Robert Pulcini, who captured the cantankerous heart of Harvey Pekar in American Splendor, stumble in milking Jonathan Ames' novel for every ounce of quirk.
Disc World:
Summertime BlusPlay it again, Sam
by Sam AdamsMake Way for Tomorrow | Brewster McCloud | Pandora and the Flying Dutchman | Sweetgrass | James and the Giant Peach
Flight of the BarflyCanadian roots chanteuse Amelia Curran toasts her fellow mistresses at Folk Fest.
by Mary ArmstrongLines like "You and I are carpenters, we build the bridge that we
deserve. We hammer out the meaning, from the words," make you wonder.
Curran sounds like a good Irish name: Did she go to parochial school?
Folk Fest BetsWho to see at the 2010 Philadelphia Folk Festival, Aug. 20-22
by Mary ArmstrongTaj Mahal | Malinky | TinBird Choir | Ken Ulansey | Jeff Tweedy | Annie & the Beekeepers | Nudie & the Turks | Richard Thompson
A Higher LoveThe Spinning Leaves march on the Folk Festival.
by John VetteseThe Spinning Leaves perform with as few as two members and as many as 20, but they recorded Love with over 50 musicians from the Philadelphia folk scene.
Music Picks:
Conversations with EnemiesSat., Aug. 21, 9 p.m., $10, with Jay Purdy, Toy Soldiers and Cheers Elephant, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by A.D. AmorosiCwE is a shaggy, Dr. Dog-like, West-Philly-to-Fishtown quintet that
makes easy, breezy, summery pop with a rough-and-tumble feel.
Hang The DJ:
The QuicknessRoc Marciano's Marcberg
by J. Edward KeyesWhile Marcberg probably won't rescue Roc Mariano relative anonymity, it is still an
alarming debut: focused, razor-sharp and singular, a contender for one
of the year's best.
One Track Mind:
Trey Songz "Neighbors Know My Name"
by Amy BailyWe hear the singer's name three times but never learn his lover's. Chivalry? Rivalry? I don't know. But I bet my neighbors know his name.
Music Picks:
Bells Bells Bells/Acres of DiamondsFri., Aug. 20, 9 p.m., $10, with Lo Power Plane and Giant Mind, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by Patrick RapaThis Friday at JB's is all about living in the moment: Yesterday be gone, tomorrow be damned.
Fly FishingFat Salmon serves high-quality sushi, but it should take a few more risks.
by Adam EraceThe slick, saturating design indicates the Yoos are aiming for a higher,
sleeker purpose. There are no less than six types of light fixtures and
four kinds of wall treatments, including elaborately patterned bronze
paper; a stretch of waterless waves lit blue and red to mimic a sunset
at sea; a mural; and a three-dimensional expanse of tiled square blocks
that looks like something off the set of Legends of the Hidden Temple.
Pop It Like It's ChaatREVIEW: Desi Chaat House
by Drew LazorVisually, chaat is something like taco dip that believes in dharma, with multiple layers representing wildly different textures.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Eric HenneyLa Tomatina Tastings at Amada | Sour Fest 2010 at Devil's Den | Summertime Lobster Bake at City Tap House | Meet Your Local Cheesemaker Happy Hour | Hudson Beach Glass Beer Tasting with Triumph Brewing Co.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorKarmichael's Kafe | Biba | Monk's Cafe | Tiffin | The Diving Horse | PINOT Boutique

Agenda Lead:
Murder, He WroteMichael Capuzzo investigates a cold case club in his book, The Murder Room.
by Will StoneThe Vidocq
Society, a nonprofit, pro-bono club of the world's foremost crime
fighters and forensic experts, has been mulling over unsolved murders
since 1990. The group is, by nature, secretive; luckily, former Inquirer reporter Michael Capuzzo has cracked the case.
QueerbaitJosh Middleton on the LGBTQ scene
by Josh MiddletonBeirut | Bar AIDS
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiIs Black Landlord really celebrating my b-day by having its BBQ on Aug. 22?
Agenda Picks:
Pretty Things Peep Show by Stephen RoseScrew foreplay! The Pretty Things Peepshow knows exactly how to get your blood pumping.
24-Hour Comic Challenge by Eric HenneyCreating your average comic book usually takes extensive collaboration
and weeks or months to produce. But, as any veteran of the 24-Hour Comic
Challenge will tell you, that's child's play.
Introduction to AerialsFri., Aug. 20, 7 p.m., $25, Philadelphia School of Circus Arts, 5900A Greene St., 215-849-1991,
phillycircus.com.
by Stephen RoseLearn how to death-defyingly swing through the air with the greatest of ease at the Circus School's new workshop on aerials.
Rocky-ThonThu., Aug. 19, 8 p.m., free, Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Ben Franklin Parkway, 215-763-8100,
originalalamo.com.
by Molly EichelWe understand you people who read the title of this pick and think, "Jesus H., more Rocky?!"
We know, it's getting a little old, considering most of the movie-going
world has associated Philly with him for
going on 34 years now.