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Market PanicIn the wake of what some vendors call an L&I crackdown, the Italian market's existential crisis — preserve the past or embrace modernization — intensifies.
by A.D. AmorosiThis chatter may be trivial to those outside the Market, but not to
those whose lives unfold within this warren of old-world, multi-ethnic
outdoor vendors, indoor merchants and longtime neighbors stacked on top
of each other. Listen
closely and you'll hear the distant but distinct rumble of change. Dig
into what's really on their minds, and you find a family at odds with
the city — and, often, itself.
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A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman, Brian Howard and Holly OtterbeinFor those of you living in a bubble, World Naked Bike Rides have been
taking place since 2001, when the cyclists of Zaragoza, Spain, first
placed taint on saddle en masse.
Target: Carl GreeneA union organizer wants to bring some PHA guards into his fold.
by Andrew ThompsonGuards say they are paid $8 or $13 per hour with no benefits or paid
sick days, job security is almost non-existent and they have to buy some
of their own equipment. But chiefly, sitting in the conference room,
they complain about training and safety: This is, after all, a job
outside high-rise project towers.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks, we make jokes.

Art:
Pictures of YouWith a pen in hand, Flash Rosenberg makes sense of the universe.
by Will StoneFlash Rosenberg's got her sights on Philadelphia, the wellspring of her "sketchy" brand of humor — and the town where she first
stood on stage wearing nothing but camouflage underpants and a body full
of Sharpie ink. (More on that later.)
Bookmark:
The ExcavatorREVIEW: Jonathan Franzen's Freedom
by Katherine HillLike The Corrections, it's a girthy, character-driven family
tale as well as a lament for the modern American character. This double
meaning is key to Franzen, who is as carefully attuned to the individual
inner life as he is to the disappointments of the broader civic life we
share.
Re-View:
Sites for Sore EyesRobin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin RiceSeeking out an interesting show to review when many businesses are on
August holiday, I found myself exploring the websites of about 20 local
galleries and museums. Some are attractive and welcoming, but more than
you would expect are, simply, disorganized and off-putting.
KaleidoscopeGabrielle Revlock's Indivisibility | John Lee Hooker Jr. | The Best of Soul Train | The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex
Mesrine: Killer InstinctCity Paper Grade: B-
by Sam AdamsRichet, whose last movie was the superfluous remake of Assault on Precinct 13, knows the vocabulary of '70s crime movies: saturated colors, split screens, self-conscious music cues.

Reconsider Me:
Inch WormNine Inch Nails' How to Destroy Angels
by M.J. FineThe six-song How to Destroy Angels isn't so much a departure for Reznor as a quickie nihilist getaway for two.
Music Picks:
Scissor SistersFri., Aug. 27, 8:30 p.m., $30-$32, with Sammy Jo, Electric Factory, 421 N. Seventh St., 800-745-3000, electricfactory.info.
by K. Ross HoffmanNight Work finds Jake Shears and co. returning from a too-long absence in revitalized, deliriously hedonistic form.
QueerchannelThu., Aug. 26, 7:30 p.m., $18, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by A.D. AmorosiAs the longtime poetic centerpiece of Stargazer Lily and Cory, Hayes
knows her way around emotive lyrics and temptingly contagious (but never
obvious) roots-rocking melodies.
New on NinthAn iconic Italian Market address has a new owner, but it's still a family affair.
by A.D. AmorosiWhen Agnes Bonuomo Viso sold a long-dormant butcher shop at 910 S. Ninth
St. to Nick Nastasi so he could open Nina's Trattoria, it was not just
another real estate transaction.
Smoke & MiresREVIEW: Back Bay Barbeque & Grill
by Adam EraceThe air around here usually smells like salt and fish, but the
atmosphere above Back Bay's lot is thick with apple and cherrywood
perfume, billowing from three smokers situated under a pop-up tent lined
with locals.
What's CookingGet Out!
by Eric HenneyThe Wine Critic Challenge | Dogfish Head Bitches Brew Release Party | James Beard Dinner at fish | British Invasion Cheese Class at Tria Fermentation School | Southern Hospitality Dinner at Supper
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorCatahoula | Grindcore House | The Food Trust's night markets | Barbuzzo | Local 44 | Le Virtu

Agenda Lead:
The Jazz AgeHow the hell did a first-time director get Wynton Marsalis to score his silent Louis Armstrong biopic?
by A.D. AmorosiIt would've been enough if director/screenwriter Dan Pritzker had just made Louis, a sparklingly psychedelic sepia-toned silent and bloodlust-y mythological take on the young life of trumpeter Armstrong.
Agenda Picks:
Lawn Chair Drive-in Presents A New LeafFri., Aug. 27, free, dusk, Water Tower Rec Center, 200 E. Hartwell Lane, 215-685-9296,
lawnchairdrivein.com.
by Molly EichelAfter 15 years holding it down at NoLibs' Liberty Lands Park, the Lawn Chair Drive-In will make the move to Chestnut Hill.
Anything but Clothes Party with a Purpose by Julia AskenaseIn the minds of many, the Anything But Clothes party still denotes an
excuse for sorority girls to ditch formal threads for skin-tight, DIY
getups.
Battle of the Canvas 2010Sat., Aug. 28, 4 p.m.-midnight, $10, The Arts Garage, 1533 Ridge Ave., 215-765-2702,
theartsgarage.com.
by Matthew CahnDuring "Artists for Social Change: Battle of the Canvas
2010," approximately 30 visual artists of all types and skill levels will put themselves on blast,
scrambling to complete a finished work that showcases their capacity "to
educate, influence and uplift global communities."

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiI did a lot of things 10 years ago that I'm not keen on now.
Shopping SpreeFashion > Forward
by Julia WestSA VA Open Call for Jewelry and Accessory Designers | DailyCandy's "Start Small, Go Big" Contest
Agenda Picks:
The Schlapentickle Family Burlesque and Revue Sun., Aug. 29, 8 p.m., $8, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., 877-435-9849,
northstarbar.com.
by Eric HenneyThe Schlapentickle family have been tossing their seed willy-nilly
around the country for years, and this summer they decided to find out
where it sprouted.