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October 7th, 2010 other issues :
Grand Theft RowhomeStealing a house is easier than you think.
by Isaiah ThompsonStealing a car is not an easy proposition: At a minimum, you'd need
tools, know-how and access to a chop shop. But, it turns out, stealing a
house — at least in Philadelphia — is considerably easier: A pen, a
notary stamp and some postage will do the trick.

Editor's Letter:
That's DynasticThe Phillies made me look like a granny playing penny slots.
by Brian HowardThe going theory about what constitutes a dynasty in sports is that it
doesn't matter how much you win if you don't win it all, often.
And Stay OutA Cambodian refugee faces deportation after 24 years in the U.S.
by Holly OtterbeinIv is currently awaiting deportation to Cambodia, a country he
hasn't seen since he was a toddler. That's because in 1996, Congress
passed the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility and
the Antiterrorism and Effective Death Penalty acts, which made
deportation mandatory for any immigrant who commits an "aggravated
felony," an opaque term that includes everything from non-violent drug
offenses to tax evasion.
A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman, Carolyn Huckabay and Holly OtterbeinIt's not our usual policy to comment on the doings of Philadelphia Weekly — for much the same reason you don't punch a guy in a wheelchair.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

Art:
Shine a LightThe Hacktory brings new meaning to the impermanence of graffiti.
by Julia Askenase"Illuminating Graffiti," part of this year's DesignPhiladelphia, is a
two-pronged multimedia affair involving projection onto buildings from
The Design Lot across from the Kimmel Center.
Arts Picks:
Eye DesignOct. 7-17, 2-6 p.m., $5 (workshop registration required), Margot & Camille Optique, 47 N. Third St., 215-923-0508.
by Josh MiddletonTo have a little fun with the concept of eyeglass design, Margot &
Camille Optique owner Valerie Vittu is asking folks to create an
imaginative pair of frames with nothing but a handful of striped and
sparkly pipe cleaners.
Theater Review:
Dammit, MametSimpatico Theatre Project's Cryptogram
by David Anthony FoxDavid Mamet, who not long ago was America's angriest young playwright, is now 62.
Arts Picks:
Sweeney ToddOct. 13-31, $17-$25, Tomlinson Theater, Temple University, 1301 W. Norris St., 800-838-3006,
brownpapertickets.com.
by Mark CoftaIf Peter Reynolds could give a play as sweetly comical as A Midsummer Night's Dream
a dark edge, what will he do with the already-bloody (and bloody funny) Sweeney Todd?
Ellen Lupton by Julia AskenaseEllen Lupton wrote her 2004 guidebook Thinking With Type out of
desperation: She simply couldn't find a book that met her teaching needs
for design courses at the Maryland Institute College of Art.
KaleidoscopeBelle and Sebastian's "I Didn't See It Coming" | Roy Hallady "Funner" T-Shirt | The Social Network soundtrack | Andrew Ervin's Extraordinary Renditions
Shelf Life:
American RootsUnder the Covers with Justin Bauer
by Justin BauerTom McCarthy's C | Nigel Farndale's The Blasphemer | Rick Bass' Nashville Chrome
Arts Picks:
Citywide Storefront Challenge Awards CeremonyThu., Oct. 14, 4-6 p.m., free, AIA Philadelphia, 1218 Arch St., 215-683-2000,
phila.gov/commerce.
by Josh MiddletonThe City of Philadelphia Commerce Department and the Community Design
Collaborative believe spruced-up storefronts lead to spruced-up profits.
Passing EvidenceOpening reception Fri., Oct. 8, 5-8 p.m., free; exhibit through Nov. 6; AxD Gallery, 265 S. 10th St., 215-627-6250,
a-x-d.com/gallery.
by Julia AskenaseIn their joint show at AxD, local artists Nancy Sophy and Christine
Stoughton explore, through several mediums, what's most erratic and captivating about natural and
found materials.
Fablastic: UpcycledOpening night Fri., Oct. 8, 6-9 p.m., free; weaving workshops Oct. 9 and 16, noon-5 p.m., and Oct. 12-15, 4-6 p.m., free; Minima, 118 N. Third St., 215-922-5465,
designphiladelphia.org.
by Julia AskenaseIt's no secret that we overuse plastic bags. At best, we recycle or
store them in our closets for years; at worst, they make their way into
our oceans, strangling and choking innocent creatures of the sea. Enter
FABLASTIC: Upcycled.
Miss RichfieldThu.-Sat., Oct. 7-9, 8 p.m., $28-$30, Society Hill Playhouse, 507 S. Eighth St., 800-838-3006,
brownpapertickets.com.
by Josh MiddletonShe may look like Dame Edna's younger sister, but Miss Richfield 1981
brings something to the table that purple-haired broad usually shies
away from.
Underground PhiladelphiaSat., Oct. 9, 3 p.m., $10 (registration required), 30th St. Station, 2900 Arch St., 215-546-1146,
preservationalliance.com.
by Josh MiddletonEveryone gets a little spooked when the subway comes to a halt in the
middle of a dark tunnel, but you'd be cool as a cat if you knew what was
actually happening down there.
Windows & MirrorsOpening reception Thu., Oct. 7, 7-9 p.m., free, exhibit through Nov. 7, Arch Street Meeting House, 320 Arch St., 215-627-2667,
afsc.org.
by Daniella WexlerZaher Wahab asked Afghan children to sketch their daily lives. The
results comprise this traveling exhibit
that's meant as a response to the gross under-coverage of the Afghan
death toll since 2001.
It's Kind of a Funny StoryCity Paper Grade: D+
by Sam AdamsBy the time the cast slaps on glittery eye shadow and lip-synchs to
"Under Pressure," your head will be buried too deep in your hands to see
what happens next — that is, if you haven't fled the theater already.

Reconsider Me:
Secret SpellBuilt to Spill and The Electronic Anthology Project
by M.J. FineRecording as the Electronic Anthology Project, he and Built to Spill
bassist Brett Nelson have converted one song from each BtS full-length
into moody, muted synth-pop using only keyboards, drum machines and
Martsch's high-pitched voice.
Music Picks:
DeerhunterWed., Oct. 13, 7:30 p.m., $15, with Casino vs. Japan and Ducktails, Starlight Ballroom, 460 N. Ninth St., 215-821-7575,
R5productions.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanPop music is inextricably intertwined with nostalgia, maybe even more
than with love or rebellion, since in a sense it encompasses and
supersedes them both.
WPRB Membership Drive by Patrick RapaWPRB is really a nonprofit, member-supported station. Which means they're kinda poor.
Perfume GeniusMon., Oct. 11, 7:30 p.m., $10, with Sebastian Blanck, First Unitarian Side Chapel, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849,
r5productions.com.
by John VetteseMike Hadreas might have made the perfect rainy-day album.
SluteverFri., Oct. 8, 6 p.m., $7, with The Hot Toddies, When I Was 12 and Westward Drive, The Fire, 412 W. Girard Ave., 267-671-9298,
iourecords.com/thefire.
by John Vettese"What the fuck is up? What the fuck." Far as lyrical refrains go, you don't get much blunter than that.
Sunny Ali and the KidSat., Oct. 9, 9:30 p.m., $7, with Prowler and The Chance, Tritone, 1508 South St., 215-545-0475,
tritonebar.com.
by John VetteseHaving made ears bleed and feet dash to the back of the room in
noise-punk trio POPO, Hassan Ali must've felt like proving that, y'know,
he writes songs, too.
DuoJalalSat., Oct. 9, 8 p.m., $16-$20, PSALM Salon, 5841 Overbrook Ave., 215-477-7578,
psalmsalon.com.
by Mary ArmstrongJust a violin and a hand drum? That might imply light listening, but
duoJalal play with the energy and drive of a crowd of musicians.
Pierced ArrowsSat., Oct. 9, 7:30 p.m., $10, Kung Fu Necktie, 1248 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by Patrick RapaPierced Arrows sounds an awful lot like Dead Moon, and that is excellent.
WomenSun., Oct. 10, 9 p.m., $10, with DD/MM/YYYY, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanThere's a distinct whiff of irony about this Calgary band's name, but there's nary a trace of humor, or even
lightness, in what they do.
GorillazSun., Oct. 10, 7:30 p.m., $61.75- $113.40, Susquehanna Bank Center, 1 Harbour Blvd., Camden, N.J., 800-745-3000,
livenation.com.
by Patrick RapaIf you want to market your sound as the future of pop, you probably shouldn't partner up with Internet Explorer.
Scout NiblettThu., Oct. 7, 9 p.m., $10, with Holy Sons and Ladies Auxiliary, M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577,
themanhattanroom.com.
by M.J. FineScout Niblett's a powerful reminder that sometimes the most terrifying
sound is that of one woman alone with her thoughts and a guitar.
All SaintsCatahoula brings genuine Louisiana cooking to Queen Village.
by Adam EraceThanks to chef Paul Martin, N'awlins associations in this part of town
now tend toward bangin' bacon-studded collards, oyster po' boys that
won't make you po' and smoky Acadian gumbo as mahogany-brown as the
banisters in an antebellum estate.
Ms. FreezeBartender Katie Loeb combines Capogiro and cocktails.
by Drew LazorKatie Loeb has just launched a new cocktail list at Capogiro's UPenn
location, and every drink features scoops of the famed gelateria's
products as a main ingredient.
What's CookingThe Week In Eats
by Rachel BurgosSustainable Seafood Dinner at 10 Arts with Eric Ripert and Jennifer Carroll | Baltimore Avenue Dollar Stroll Encore | Philly Neighborhood Food Week | Regional Wine Dinners at Mémé
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiSome things go down and you don't mind.

Shopping Spree:
AmareSinh Fashion & Art SocialFashion > Forward
by Julia WestAll the elements are present for the siblings' fashion line, AmareSinh, to become a tale of humble beginnings and big success.
Agenda Picks:
Paranormal StateWed., Oct. 13, 8 p.m., $24.50-$29.50, Keswick Theatre, 291 N. Keswick Ave., Glenside, 215-572-7650,
keswicktheatre.com.
by Patrick RapaI think it's brave of the poker-faced stars of A&E's Paranormal State to follow up their spoOoOoky storytelling at the Keswick on Wednesday with a little Q&A.
OutFestSun., Oct. 10, noon-7 p.m., free, 13th and Locust streets,
phillypride.org.
by Juliana ReyesCome be out and proud at OutFest Philly's "claim to fame of pride events."
West Philly Bookstore CrawlSat., Oct. 9, 11 a.m., free, Bindlestiff Books, 4530 Baltimore Ave., 215-222-2432,
bindlestiffbooks.com.
by Eric SchumanIf pub crawls succeed in introducing folks to new places to get
hammered, why not organize a similar event for some of the city's best
book nooks?
Camp TabuFri., Oct. 8, 8 p.m., $5, Tabu Lounge, 200 S. 12th St., 215-964-9675,
tabuphilly.com.
by Juliana ReyesIf your idea of a good weekend involves lots of belly laughs, kick it
off at Alejandro Morales and Christine Meehan's newest comedy showcase.
Women DirectorsThu.-Sat., Oct. 7-9, $8, International House, Ibrahim Theater, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-387-5125,
ihousephilly.org.
by Shaun BradyFilm culture tends to thrive under repressive conditions, so it should
come as no surprise that North Africa and the Middle East seem to turn
out more strong female filmmakers than the "liberated" West.
Do Yoga Philly!Thu.-Sun., Oct. 7-10, $150, Dhyana West Philadelphia, 3945 Chestnut St., 215-496-0770,
dhyana-yoga.com.
by Daniella WexlerCalling all downward-doggers: Dhyana Yoga is hosting Philly's first-ever yoga festival, a four-day bonanza featuring teachers from all over the country.