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October 28th, 2010 other issues :
66 Reasons NOT to Vote for Pat Toomey by Jeffrey C. BillmanIf you're concerned with balanced budgets or Social Security; if you
believe multinational corporations shouldn't have carte blanche to do as
they please; if you care a whit about the environment or civil
liberties; even if you're a Republican who doesn't want to see your
party co-opted by reactionaries — then Pat Toomey isn't your guy.
The Good FightRound two of gay rights champion vs. defender of marriage in Chester County.
by Holly OtterbeinIt's hard not to see her campaign as a challenge to homophobia itself —
which is perhaps why you should pay closer attention to this state race
than the mostly preordained ones throughout Philly.
Bought and Paid ForWho needs elections? Let's have auctions.
by Isaiah ThompsonWe in Pennsylvania ought to just go ahead and hold a public auction —
highest bidder gets to choose the governor, senator, whatever, winner
take all.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks, we make jokes.
A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
You know what this week is? Election week!

Re-View:
Here Today by Robin RiceThe abstract paintings of Diane Pieri and Doris Staffel may not look a
bit alike, but they are compatible and companionable in adjacent spaces
at Rosenfeld Gallery.
Dance:
Slam Dunk by Janet AndersonIt’s dramatic, corny and great theater — and, best of all, not a swan in sight.
Arts Picks:
Fly: Five First Ladies of Dance by Deni KasrelThe opportunity to see just one of them perform is reason for
excitement, but catching all in the same show? That's cause for serious
celebration.
Koresh Dance Co. Oct. 28-31, $20-$40, Suzanne Roberts Theatre, 480 S. Broad St., 215-985-0420,
koreshdance.org.
by Deni KasrelThe guy should be uber-happy, right? Well, glee ain't his thing.
SylviaThrough Nov. 7, $35-$49, Delaware Theatre Co., 200 Water St., Wilmington, Del., 302-584-1100,
delawaretheatre.org.
by Mark CoftaDelaware Theatre Co. lets the dogs out with its smart revival of
Sylvia.
KaleidoscopeWait Wait ... Don't Tell Me! | Dave Liebman | Philly Photo Day | Art Museum Opposites

Movie Lead:
DouchebagCity Paper Grade: B-
by Sam AdamsSaddled with the least appealing title this side of
Hope Floats, Drake Doremus' discomfiting road movie at least makes good on its promise.
Believe it or NotSecret Cinema hosts a holy night of mad science from the Moody Institute.
by Shaun BradyThe Moody Institute of Science produced
hundreds of classroom films offering an intelligent design slant on
science decades before that term came into vogue.

Music Lead:
Collision CorpseFor zombie lovers Conversations with Enemies, it's the most wonderful time of the year.
by John VetteseThe first rule of being a zombie-themed indie-pop band: A huge Halloween weekend is a must.
Music Picks:
Corin Tucker Thu., Oct. 28, 8 p.m., $13, with The Hungry Ghost, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849,
r5productions.com.
by M.J. FineCorin Tucker Band is the tension-filled long-distance call to a husband who's away on a business trip for the millionth time.
Michael Formanek Quartet by Shaun BradyThough The Rub and Spare Change is Michael Formanek's first leader date in more than a
decade, there's hardly any threat of rust on his bass strings.
The Chapin Sisters Thu., Oct. 28, 8:30 p.m., $10, with Rebecca Loebe, Raina Rose and NEeMA, Tin Angel, 20 S. Second St., 215-928-0978,
tinangel.com.
by M.J. FineAbigail and Lily Chapin have been singing together their whole lives, but they've really hit their stride with
Two.
L-Vis 1990 Sun., Oct. 31, 9 p.m., with Flufftronix and Buddy Leezle, The M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577,
flufftronix.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanApart from his own patently absurd moniker, James Connolly doesn't fuss too much about nomenclature. T
Sharon Van Etten Mon., Nov. 1, 8 p.m., $17-$28, with Junip, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by M.J. FineShe may call Brooklyn home, but singer-songwriter Sharon Van Etten's got a soft spot for Philly.
Suite Spot:
Take a BowTo me, that's entertainment.
by Peter BurwasserYo-Yo Ma's performance of the Rachmaninoff Cello Sonata at the Kimmel
Center last week was dreamy. That is to say, it sounded like he was
playing it in his sleep.
Music Picks:
Scottish Chamber Orchestra Mon., Nov. 1, 8 p.m., $23, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-569-8080,
pcmsconcerts.org.
by Peter BurwasserPolish pianist Piotr Anderszewski is something of a throwback.
The Legendary Pink Dots Mon., Nov. 1, 8 p.m., $20, with David E. Williams, The M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577,
themanhattanroom.com.
by John VetteseWhen the band formed some 30 years ago, the "Legendary" preceding "Pink
Dots" might have seemed like cheeky sarcasm or foolhardy hubris.
Omar Souleyman Wed., Nov. 3, 8 p.m., $20, with Electric Simcha, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanFormer construction worker Omar Souleyman plays some of the most astonishingly visceral party music out there.
M, M, GoodThe Morris House Hotel's restaurant gets a new chef, and new spirit.
by Adam Erace"You know, I've never tried marijuana."
Portion Control:
Fifty Years, on Fresh RollsDalessandro's celebrates half a century in the cheesesteak business.
by Carolyn Wyman"It's worth the wait," says 35-year regular William Phillips, while on the typically long lunch line at steak purveyor Dalessandro's, this month celebrating its 50th anniversary.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorBaby Blues BBQ | The Bottle Shop | Liberté
What's CookingThe Week in Eats
by Rachel BurgosJameson Pairing Dinner at Koo Zee Doo | Day of the Dead at Distrito | El Camion Real Day of the Dead Tequila Dinner | Halloween at Beck's Cajun Café | Hell Night at Le Viet
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiThere's true bloody good effort put into Halloween's parties.
Agenda Picks:
Mutt Strut Sat., Oct. 30, 11 a.m., $25, FDR Park, 1900 Pattison Ave., 215-298-9680,
pawsmuttstrut.org.
by Laura WeberPAWS, the area's only no-kill
animal shelter, is throwing its fourth annual Mutt Strut to raise funds
for operational costs in Grays Ferry.
Philly Bike Expo Sat., Oct. 30, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. and Sun., Oct. 31, 8:30 a.m.-4 p.m., $5-$25, 23rd St. Armory, 22 S. 23rd St., and First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 215-329-4744,
phillybikeexpo.com.
by Holly OtterbeinTwo days of costumed bike rides, BMX demos, a steel steed fashion show,
bike sales, yoga for cyclists, a seminar on the country's bike boom and a
whole lot more.
Jewish Immigrant Tour by Eric SchumanStroll through just about any part of Center City and you'll be soaking in a wealth of history — whether you know it or not.
Sound and Vision Mon., Nov. 1, 7-9 p.m., free, Ibrahim Theater, International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-387-5125,
ihousephilly.org.
by Holly OtterbeinWhen we sift through black-and-whites of Grandma and Pop-Pop, we're not looking for our ancestors so much as ourselves.