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November 4th, 2010 other issues :
Exiles on South Street How the famed strip got its mojo: An oral history from the people who made it happen 40 years ago.
by Jonathan Valania Forty years ago, South Street was doomed, left for dead by city
planners who had scheduled the street for demolition to make way for a
proposed Crosstown Expressway. Enter a small ragtag volunteer army of artists, hippies and assorted
misfits that took a shine to the street's über-cheap rents, shockingly low mortgages and the fact that everyone
knew this was nowhere.

Man Overboard!:
Deadly Serious This week's election involved as ancient and stale a potion as any in Philly.
by Isaiah ThompsonLast week, yours truly was stricken after taking the old hefty glug
from a cup of coffee whose contents, upon further inspection, were at
least three weeks old and had given rise to a fecund cauldron of life.
The ensuing details, I will spare.
FeedbackWhat You Say
"As chairman of the Philadelphia Parks & Recreation Commission, I am greatly disappointed that you would promote Devil’s Pool in the Wissahickon as a suitable swimming hole."

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman, Holly Otterbein and Juliana ReyesThis Saturday, we trekked (on the company dime!) to Washington, D.C., for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert's Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear. We attended the monstrous anti-war rallies in New York, D.C. and
elsewhere in the early aught and let us
assure you, this was much bigger.
The Big RushCity Council's DROP dithering has cost us another $136 million.
by Ralph CiprianoIf 1,247 new enrollees collect what more than 6,000 recipients
have previously collected from the city, the additional price tag for the new DROP recipients
would be more than $136 million.
The Bell CurveCP's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks, we make jokes.
First Friday FocusFirst Person Arts gets personal; Albo Jeavons Get[s] Art Off Our Backs.
by Carolyn HuckabayNo matter where you fall on the scale of sentimentality — from purger to pack rat — objects provide a direct route to memory.
Will Work for GigglesImprov stalwart Joe Bill kicks off Comedy Month with a lesson plan for laughter.
by Daniella WexlerIf you're a hardcore fan of improv, you may want to start wetting your pants right now.
Laughing MattersCP's best bets for Comedy Month: NED Talks, Philly's Dirtiest Sketch and College Improv Tournament
by Josh Middleton"It's easy to [pass gas] on stage to get people to laugh, so a lot of
times people stay away from that," he says, "but [here] you are supposed to be
as dirty and scatological as you can be."
Arts Picks:
Jeanne Ruddy Dance Thu., Nov. 4, 7:30 p.m., and Fri., Nov. 5, 8 p.m., $25, Performance Garage, 1515 Brandywine St., 215-569-4060, ruddydance.org.
by Deni KasrelThis year the Jeanne Ruddy's launching her company's first-ever fall season.
Fairy Tale Mix-Up Sat., Nov. 6, 3-5 p.m., $20, Arden Theatre Co., 40 N. Second St., 215-922-1122, ardentheatre.org.
by Eric SchumanEver wondered what would happen if characters from different fairy tales met?
Full Frontal Thu., Nov. 4, 6 p.m., $10, Samuel Hamilton Building, Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts, 128 N. Broad St., 215-972-7600, pafa.org.
by Eric SchumanHosting evening soirées is a good way to get folks into art museums. Throw in a little nudity, and all hell breaks loose.
Grand Slam Wed., Nov. 10, 6 p.m. (pre-Slam soiree) and 8:30 p.m. (Grand Slam), $15-$30, Painted Bride Art Center, 230 Vine St., 267-402-2055, firstpersonarts.org.
by Carolyn HuckabayAll 12 participants in Wednesday's Grand Slam are previous First Person Arts StorySlam winners, and
now they're competing for the big daddy of prizes: free Slams, for life.
Soundoffka Vol. 2 Opening reception Fri., Nov. 5, 6-11 p.m., free, through Nov. 19, VWVOFFKA, 2037 Frankford Ave., 802-730-3391.
by A.D. AmorosiThis exhibit of aural installations and experiments is half-mystery, half-algebra.
Molumby's Million Nov. 5-28, $22, Iron Age Theatre, 208 DeKalb St., Norristown, 610-279-1013, ironagetheatre.org.
by Mark Cofta
KaleidoscopeA few of our favorite things.
"Borrowing Souls and Other Awkward Moments" | Keith Richards' Life | Art + Culture Editions | Rent
Shelf Life:
Sole Survivors Justin Bauer between the covers.
by Justin BauerEric Gansworth's novel
Extra Indians
(Milkweed, Nov. 1) opens with the epigraph "THIS IS A TRUE STORY," which comes from Fargo's opening credits. It's important because Extra Indians
starts out by telling the tale of a trucker who picks up a Japanese
girl out searching for Fargo's missing treasure. Having taken the
movie's fictional disclaimer as fact, she ends the night outside, in
the northern Minnesota winter, dead from exposure.
Theater Review:
Cult Classic InterAct's Silverhill harks back to an obscure but meaningful bit of American history.
by Mark CoftaSilverhill pits sympathetic characters against each other
in 1891 upstate New York, where a 247-person commune practices a
"doctrine of perfectionism": no police, lawyers, churches or money "on
the authority of Scripture" — Bible-based communism.
Magic Man Populated with richly realized but unlikeable characters, Run, Mourner, Run packs inexplicable punch.
by Mark CoftaAdapting Randall Kenan's short story, McCraney maintains the writer's
omniscience: Characters slide from third-person description of
themselves into first-person action. Narrating events as they occur
seems redundant, but this observer's point of view reveals surprising
intimacy.

Movie Lead:
Four Lions City Paper Grade A-
by Sam AdamsOnce you get past the initial shock, the idea of making a comedy about suicide bombers doesn't actually seem so far-fetched.
Arts Picks:
Jewish Film Festival Nov. 6-21, various times, $10-$15, Gershman Y, 401 S. Broad St., 215-545-4400, pjff.org.
by Daniella Wexler"We chose films that we felt did something brave, challenged themselves," says director of programming Olivia Antsis.
Aid or Invade:
America! Fuck Yeah! The two cardinal rules for reviewing anything, be it music, film or that creepy massage parlor out by the interstate, are as follows: 1) Don't write about your friends, and 2) Despite the highly subjective nature of the act of reviewing, don't write in the first person singular.
Music Picks:
Orchestra 2001Sat., Nov. 6, 8 p.m., $25, Trinity Center, 2200 Spruce St., 215-893-1999; Sun., Nov. 7, 3 p.m., donations accepted, Lang Concert Hall, Swarthmore College, 500 College Ave., Swarthmore, 267-687-6243; orchestra2001.org.
by Peter BurwasserWu Man is the best-known player of the pipa (aka, Chinese lute) in the world. Tan Dun, Academy Award winner for his score to
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
, is surely the marquee Chinese composer of our day.
Dex Romweber Duo Sun., Nov. 7, 7:30 p.m., $15, with Man or Astroman? and Nightmare Waterfall, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849, r5productions.com.
by M.J. FineThey don't make 'em like Dexter Romweber anymore. Hell, they didn't make 'em like Dexter Romweber back in the '80s, when he was a rockabilly guitar phenom cutting his teeth with the Flat Duo Jets.
Three Records Opening reception Fri., Nov. 5, 7-10 p.m., free, through Nov. 27, Space 1026, 1026 Arch St., second floor, 215-574-7630, space1026.com.
by Patrick RapaChrissy Piper's "Three Records" project asks people (some indie-famous,
some not) to name three albums that have changed or inspired their
lives.
Caithlin De Marrais Sun., Nov. 7, 7:30 p.m., $8, all ages, with Everyone Everywhere, Jet Set Sail and Bearings, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-922-6888, thetroc.com.
by Patrick RapaWhere Rainer Maria could summon a maelstrom of brains and brawn, Caithlin De Marrais' solo stuff feels more like the eye of the storm than the edge.
The Dandy Warhols Sun., Nov. 7, 8 p.m., $25-$32.70, with Hopewell, Electric Factory, 421 N. Seventh St., 610-784-5400, electricfactory.info.
by K. Ross HoffmanThe Dandy Warhols have never been as truly odd as they seem to fancy
themselves (nor as dandy, though very possibly as Warholian).
The Blow/Blair Tue., Nov. 9, 7:30 p.m., $12, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849, r5productions.com.
by Patrick RapaOnce a lo-fi bedroom pop star who coasted on easygoing Casio
keystrokes, Khaela Maricich is currently indie rock's most
alluring and visionary dance diva.
Drivin N Cryin Wed., Nov. 10, 8 p.m., $14-$18, with Sons of Bill, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400, worldcafelive.com.
by M.J. FineDrivin N Cryin started recording demos on Sept. 10, 2001, and it took a long time to
find the heart to return to the studio. The wait was worth it.
Mose Allison Fri.-Sat., Nov. 5-6, 8 and 10 p.m., $25-$55, Roller's Flying Fish, 8142 Germantown Ave., 215-247-0707, emusictime.com.
by K. Ross Hoffman
Land Of Talk Fri., Nov. 5, 9 p.m., $12, with Suuns and Little Scream, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849, johnnybrendas.com.
by Patrick Rapa
Bon Apetito Latin sizzle and French refinement meet in Paloma's alta cocina.
by Adam EraceI cooled off with Cohan-Saavedra's minty mojito layer cake frosted in
thick, cool rum buttercream. She makes all the desserts for Paloma —
more than two dozen sorbets in her repertoire alone — and prefaces the
presentation of the sweets menu with, "This is what happens when you
give a maniac an ice cream maker."
Portion Control:
Home Ripert If "celebrity chef" Eric Ripert had never become the latter, he'd likely still be the former.
by Drew LazorThe appeal of
Avec Eric, the companion
volume to the chef's public television program of the same name, lies in
Ripert's line-abandoning wanderlust.
What's Cooking:
What's Cooking The week in eats
by Rachel BurgosCake Boss' Buddy Valastro at Merriam Theater | Sunday Supper at Supper | Mémé Regional Wine Dinner: Oregon
| Brazilian Lunch and a Movie at Chima Brazilian Steakhouse
IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWhen you read this, Pennsylvania will either be a free state or an enslaved right-wing robo-republic. If we're the latter, oh children of the immediate future, kill us. Take New Jersey, too.

Peer to Peer:
DNA 101 If deoxyribonucleic acid was one of the 20th century's most important discoveries, why is it so misunderstood?
by Joe Osborne"Genealogy, which was really a complacent field, underwent two
revolutions through the years," Shawker says. "The first was the
Internet and the second was the use of DNA testing for genealogy — but
the science is somewhat difficult."
Agenda Picks:
Mighty Writers Beef & Beer Thu., Nov. 4, 7 p.m., $20, Pen & Pencil Club, 1522 Latimer St., 267-239-0899, mightywriters.org.
by Juliana ReyesMighty Writers, a nonprofit dedicated to getting kids excited about the written word, is hosting a writers' event for people who don't like writers' events.
Amy Sedaris Fri., Nov. 5, 7:30 p.m., $6 (simulcast seating only), Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341, freelibrary.org. Read a Q&A with Sedaris, and win a copy of her book, at citypaper.net/criticalmass.
by Josh Middleton