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Cover Story:
Sniffin' GrundiesThe Comics Issue 2010
by Patrick RapaI do not know what grundies are. I have a guess — there may be a clue in
our culture's affinity for elegantly brief portmanteaus — but I've
never looked it up and I do not plan to.

Man Overboard!:
Tased and ConfusedEnough stories — what about the numbers?
by Isaiah ThompsonThe spike in Taser use has not been accompanied by a decline in gun use: Both are up.

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print
Is the casino itself, as some economists and casino opponents argue,
attracting more crime? The data is just starting to come in — except
when it isn't.
The Bell CurveCity Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks, we make jokes.
Theater Review:
Playbills Ring, Are You Listening?A winter wonderland of theater, from Dickens to Sedaris and beyond.
by Mark CoftaHoliday theater may start inevitably with
A Christmas Carol, but it certainly doesn't have to end there.
Arts Picks:
Love, QueensWed., Dec. 1, 7 p.m., Bonnell Auditorium, Community College of Philadelphia, 1700 Spring Garden St.; Fri., Dec. 3, 7 p.m., New Freedom Theater, 1346 N. Broad St.; $10-$15,
lovequeens.eventbrite.com.
by Caitlin DurkinQueens
touches on abusive relationships, extreme poverty and mental
illness, all through the movements and words of women wearing red,
black, pink, green, orange, purple and gold to express their myriad
struggles.
Singgalot: The Ties That Bind by Juliana ReyesIn an effort to broaden the Philippine cultural knowledge of both
Filipino-Americans and non-Filipinos alike, Drexel University is hosting
the Smithsonian traveling exhibit "Singgalot: The Ties That Bind."
Naked Ben Franklin by Eric SchumanI may never understand artists' preoccupation with nudity, but they all seem to love it.
Re-View:
Favorite ThingsRobin Rice on Visual Art: Salon Joose's "Surface Politics"
by Robin Rice"Surface Politics" is a piece of installation art in the form of a group art exhibit.
Arts Picks:
The Art of CamerasThrough Dec. 29, free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-686-5403,
freelibrary.org.
by Eric SchumanBefore they were integrated into your phone, cameras were seen as works
of art, and local enthusiast Tom Holtje has amassed a collection to
prove it.
Dance:
The Sweetest FruitDANCE REVIEW: BalletX
by Janet AndersonThe apples linked them to still life, while the tangled bodies suggested
a marble Renaissance frieze. Nibbling on the fruit, they romped off
stage, tossing the cores in their wake.
Arts Picks:
Michael LisickySat., Nov. 27, 12:30 p.m., Barnes & Noble, 1805 Walnut St., 215-665-0716; 3 p.m., Borders, 1 S. Broad St., 215-568-7400; Sun., Nov. 28, 2 p.m., AIA Bookstore & Design Center, 1218 Arch St., 215-569-3188;
historypress.net.
by Patrick RapaThe position of Official Historian of East Coast Department Stores is no longer available.
William Shakespeare Movie FestEvery Wednesday in December, 2 p.m., free, Free Library, Philadelphia City Institute Branch
by Josh MiddletonThe Friends of the Philadelphia City Institute Library are spending
December hosting a weekly sequence of flicks dedicated to the world's
most celebrated wordsmith.
Repertory Film
The World Is A VampireAunt Dracula returns to Philly with visions of a dark, demented future.
by A.D. AmorosiLast year, Aunt Dracula announced it was moving to
California to find fortune, fame and any and all weirdness. So what the hell is Scott Daly doing in Philly with a new Aunt Dracula,
playing a massive post-Thanksgiving show at Johnny Brenda's?
Music Picks:
Summer FictionWed., Dec. 1, 9 p.m., $10, with In Grenada and Yellow Humphrey, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com.
by John VetteseIt's a rich, eclectic assortment of summertime pop for wintery moods.
BilalSun., Nov. 28, 8 p.m., $25-$40, with U City, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanAirtight's Revenge is at least as overdue and, if anything, an even more powerful, masterly, richly engrossing statement.
Free Energy/Foxy ShazamSat., Nov. 27, 9 p.m., $23, with Hollerado and Nico's Gun, TLA, 334 South St., 215-922-1011,
livenation.com. by Patrick RapaPhilly's motivational rockers Free Energy have had a hell of a year.
Dan HicksSat., Nov. 27, 8 p.m. (pre-concert chat with Gene Shay, 6:45 p.m., $10), $28.50, Appel Farm Arts and Music Center, 457 Shirley Road, Elmer, N.J., 800-394-8478,
appelfarm.org.
by Mary ArmstrongThere seems to be an inside joke bubbling right under the surface anytime Dan Hicks sings.
KT TunstallFri., Nov. 26, 9 p.m., $20-$22, with Hurricane Bells, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-922-6888,
thetroc.com.
by M.J. FineRather than be pigeonholed as an adult-contemporary singer-songwriter,
Tunstall tries her hand at funk, folk, rawk and dance, and ends up
sounding like herself.
Borgore: Dub NationWed., Nov. 24, 9 p.m., $15-$20, Starlight Ballroom, 460 N. Ninth St., steezpromo.com. For all your DJ Nights, visit
citypaper.net/djnights.
by Gair MarkingDub Nation is back with another 18-and-up event.
Bardo PondWed., Nov. 24, 8 p.m., $5, with James Plotkin, Dan Matz and Gods & Queens, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by Brian HowardWhen a band releases an eponymous album this deep into its career,
what's it mean? They've run out of ideas? They've perfected their sound?
Canned DoPhiladelphia Bar & Restaurant is not yet blue-ribbon worthy.
by Adam EracePBR is only two months old, and Sauter's menu is still trying
to decide if it's more casual pub (scrapple cheesesteak, wings) or
green-market bistro (escolar in olive oil beurre blanc, fava bean
mousse-stuffed braised onion with tomato crudo).
Portion Control:
Wine, For One by Drew LazorVino Solo, slightly depressing name notwithstanding — we've been
jokingly referring to it as "Cat Lady Chardonnay" at my house — is
steadily making headway in its very specific niche of the wine market.


Shopping Spree:
NoLibs Holiday Shopping Spree by Julia WestForfeit the fuss of mall parking lots and the disappointment of soggy
food-court fare for a leisurely stroll through the shopping mecca that
is NoLibs instead.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiWith Thanksgiving, THE season for old friends — to say nothing of hard
sour drinking, the bittersweet use of coke for the first time in a year,
and deep regret — begins. Embrace it.
Agenda Picks:
Bizarre BazarreSat., Nov. 27, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.; Sun., Nov. 28, noon-4 p.m.; free, 1220 S. Eighth St., facebook.com/profcouch.
by Daniella WexlerFor nearly 20 years, Mondo Merchandise's Professor Furry C. Ouch has
been encouraging Philadelphia junk hoarders with his annual Bizarre
Bazarre.
Piazza Holiday BazaarFri., Nov. 26, 11 a.m.-7 p.m., free, Piazza at Schmidts, 1101 N. Second St., 215-467-4603,
atthepiazza.com.
by Josh MiddletonLet everyone else head to the 'burbs to battle long lines and traffic
jams while we mosey through funky local boutiques at the Piazza at
Schmidts' Black Friday Holiday Bazaar.
Tibetan Arts & Crafts BazaarFri., Nov. 26, 10:30 a.m.-7 p.m.; Sat., Nov. 27, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m.; free, Ethical Society, 1906 Rittenhouse Square, 215-701-7018,
tibetanbuddhist.org.
by Caitlin DurkinThis year, give those on your holiday shopping list the gift of culture
with trinkets from the annual Tibetan Arts & Crafts Bazaar.