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Cover Story:
Back in the BlackYour hood-by-hood holiday gift guide.
by Josh MiddletonInstead of pinching every penny, we encourage you to spend in the
unique, locally owned stores that bring vitality to the hoods you call
home.
Northwest PhillyChestnut Hill, Germantown and Mount Airy
by Josh MiddletonDirty Girl Brigade | Big Blue Marble Bookstore | The Little Apple | Jean-Jacques Gallery | Three Potato Four | Jahaya's Organics
East of BroadChinatown, Gayborhood, Old City and Washington Square West
by Carolyn HuckabayArt in the Age | Giovanni's Ro om | Fair Food Farmstand | Hello Home | Open House | Yadain
NoLibs/PortfishingtonFishtown, Kensington and Northern Liberties
by Daniella WexlerArt Star | GERM Books & Gallery | Random Tea Room & Curiosity Shop | Greensgrow Farms | Chic Petique | The Velvet Lily
South PhillyBella Vista, East Passyunk Avenue, Queen Village
by Eric SchumanSweet Jane Vintage | South Philly Comics | Bella Vista Beer Distributor | Urban Jungle | Bicycle Revolutions | Sexploratorium
West PhillyBaltimore Avenue and University City
by Julia WestVIX Emporium | Bindlestiff Books | Milk & Honey Market | Baltimore Pet Shop | Dhyana Yoga
West of BroadFairmount, Fitler Square and Rittenhouse
by Juliana ReyesUbiq | Joseph Fox Bookshop | Kitchek Kapers | Omoi | Ruka | Ali's Wagon

Man Overboard!:
Village IdiocyThe city's moral soul: Columnists.
by Isaiah ThompsonShockingly, he seemed to feel the entire episode reflected very poorly
on the mayoralty of Michael Nutter. Dougherty bravely described Nutter's
decision as "gutless."
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A Million Stories"I was walking on Forbidden Drive on Saturday when a family walked by with a dog and a duck ... on a leash. Seriously."
The Bell CurveCP's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks, we make jokes.
Back and Forth ForeverCharles Burwell: Structuring Desire/Desiring Structure
by Robin RiceCombine scintillating intellectual order with cryptic intensity of
desire, mix thoroughly and you've got the recipe for Charles Burwell's
art.
Dance:
Forgetting David Parsons by Janet AndersonRemember Me, modern dance choreographer David Parsons’ latest
work, has toured everywhere and has now finally reached Philly, part
hodgepodge and part masterpiece, using the entirety of his troupe — all
10 dancers.
KaleidoscopeNora Ephron's I Remember Nothing: And Other Reflections | Bah & The Humbugs | Blind Tiger Speakeasy | An Evening of Holiday Shorts by David Sedaris
Arts Picks:
The BorrowersThrough Jan. 30, 2011, $16-$32, Arden Theatre Co., 20 N. Second St., 215-922-1122,
ardentheatre.org.
by Mark CoftaDirector Whit MacLaughlin makes being tiny in the scary "world beyond our world" suspenseful and fun.
5 Under 40Opening reception Fri., Dec. 10, 6 p.m., free, through Dec. 31, Sande Webster Gallery, 2006 Walnut St., 215-636-9003,
sandewebstergallery.com.
by Laura WeberWhen Sande Webster Gallery first opened its doors, the only art the
participants in "5 Under 40" were doing was in their diapers, Jackson
Pollock-style.
DiscWorld:
Quality ControlWhen it comes to DVD releases this season, more is not necessarily better.
by Sam AdamsThe industry has been shameless in churning out trumped-up high-def
retreads with little in the way of quality control — seriously, is there
any point to a
Blair Witch Project Blu-ray?
White MaterialCity Paper Grade: A-
by Sam AdamsDenis based the circumstances on recent developments in Sierra Leone,
but the film doesn't specify a time or place, giving it the quality of a
fable or a morality play.
The Grosz ClinicA quick master class on Philly's hot jazz giant Marty Grosz.
by A.D. AmorosiJazz has more than a few legends whose credits are shrouded by personal
hubris, foible and sadness. Marty Grosz — scholar, crooner, virtuoso of
the chordal acoustic guitar — is a different story.
Aid or Invade:
Austria!Aid or Invade
by Rodney AnonymousFranz Ferdinand Schubert was born in
Vienna, Austria, on Jan. 31, 1797, to apprentice cabaret dancer Morris
"Schecky" Schubert and his possibly imaginary wife, known only as
"Rainbo without the 'w.'"
Music Picks:
Nellie McKaySun., Dec. 12, 7:30 p.m., $25-$28, with Birdie Busch, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanAfter a pair of sprawling double-disc sets, Nellie McKay's fifth album feels like her loosest, least ambitious to date.
Mario Pavone's Orange Double TenorSun., Dec. 12, 8 p.m., $12, International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-387-5125,
arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun BradyAn avant-gardist with impeccable credentials who has still managed to
remain lesser-known than many of his peers, bassist Mario Pavone
increased his output dramatically over the last decade.
Joey DeFrancescoFri.-Sat., Dec. 10-11, 8 and 10 p.m., $25, Chris' Jazz Cafe, 1421 Sansom St., 215-568-3131,
chrisjazzcafe.com.
by Shaun BradyJoey DeFrancesco so deeply imbibed the groove-jazz sounds of his
Philadelphia organ forebears, it's easy to forget he wasn't raised entirely within
the confines of some windowless North Philly bar.
Old 97'sSat., Dec. 11, 9 p.m., $32.25, with Hayes Carll, TLA, 334 South St., 215-922-1011,
livenation.com.
by M.J. FineAny Old 97's album is a good thing, in the sense that it gives the band an excuse to tour.
Tempesta di MareFri., Dec. 10, 8 p.m., St. Martin-in-the-Fields, 8000 St. Martin's Lane; Sat., Dec. 11, 8:15 p.m., Old St. Joseph's Church, 321 Willings Alley; free (tickets required), 215-755-8776,
tempestadimare.org.
by Peter BurwasserBack in the day, the king of France could
beckon the greatest composer of his day and have
wonderful ditties and concert pieces written for his royal pleasure.
Jukebox the GhostFri., Dec. 10, 7:30 p.m., $10-$12, with Meligrove Band and Dynamite Walls, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849,
r5productions.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanThey specialize in exactly the same sort of smart, melodic, piano-based
pop-rock that critics have praised as "well-crafted" and detractors have
derided as hopelessly dorky.
The War on DrugsThu., Dec. 9, 8 p.m., $8, with Ape School, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanThese local folk/rock/noise linchpins have seen some steady action on the solo front lately.
Secondhand SmokeBaby Blues gets its meat right, and not much else.
by Adam EraceFor some people, barbecue is all about the meat. For others, it's all
about the sides. Which camp you fall into will determine whether Baby
Blues BBQ deserves your business.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew Lazor1 Shot Coffee | Kokopelli | Cookie Confidential
What's CookingThe Week In Eats
by Rachel BurgosYuletide Cheese Tasting at Fair Food Farmstand | "Tripel Three Ways" at Nodding Head | Mad Elf, Happy You at Grey Lodge Pub | Italian Wine Dinner at Granite Hill Restaurant
Portion Control:
Times Like TheseFood writer Amanda Hesser on the Essential New York Times Cookbook.
by Carolyn WymanIt's probably the last recipe in which Hesser would have chosen to make a mistake. But mistake there is.


Shopping Spree:
Second Saturday Holiday Craft FairSat., Dec. 11, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., free, Rotunda, 4014 Walnut St.
by Julia WestYou can show support for each neighborhood all under one roof. Think of it as the crafters' mall of the millennium.
Agenda Picks:
From Menschen to MezuzahsEvery Wednesday in December, 6-7 p.m., free with $10 admission, Rosenbach Museum & Library, 2008-2010 Delancey Place, 215-732-1600,
rosenbach.org.
by Daniella WexlerWhether you're lighting menorahs or decking the halls, set aside one day this month to learn about Jewish history.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiPR peeps I love: Go get yourself a Dubonnet on the rocks — this Ice is for you, alphabetically.
Agenda Picks:
Reading Dante II and IIIPerformance Sat., Dec. 11, 7 p.m., free (RSVP to michele@fabricworkshopandmuseum.org); exhibition through Jan. 9, 2011, $3; Fabric Workshop and Museum, 1214 Arch St., 215-561-8888,
fabricworkshop.org.
by Shaun BradyJoan Jonas' new installation at the Fabric Workshop,
Reading Dante III, is named for the 45-minute
video that is its main attraction, but there's no divorcing that piece
from the vast space that surrounds it.
Skivvy Fashion ShowSat., Dec. 11, 9 p.m., $10, Voyeur Nightclub, 1221 St. James St., 215-735-5772,
voyeurnightclub.com.
by Eric SchumanYou would never leave home in the winter wearing just your underpants. But the male models of
phillygaycalendar.com would, and will in this playful fashion show.
Xmas PhilesFri., Dec. 10, 7:30 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 11, 2:30 and 7:30 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 12, 2:30 p.m.; $34-$46, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999,
kimmelcenter.org.
by Janet AndersonPhiladanco's saucy holiday contribution turns tradition on its head.