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December 16th, 2010 other issues :
Eater's DigestFor our two home cooks, well read is well fed.
by Justin Bauer and Char VandermeerA new sharp-cornered cookbook, bound and illustrated, united by a
particular voice or a curatorial vision of a particular kind of cooking
and eating, isn't easy to replace with a sheaf of Google-searched
recipes or an impulse-buy smart phone app.
Shelf Life:
Tween Choice AwardsUnder the Covers with Justin Bauer: Skippy Dies and The Instructions
by Justin BauerThe herd mentality, the state-of-nature bullying, the arbitrary
cruelties of adults, a body that disappoints and betrays you — the only
honest thing anyone can say is that you'll grow out of it, and grow into
yourself.
BQ ReviewsSiobhan Fallon's You Know When the Men Are Gone | Jay-Z's Decoded | Mathias Enard's Zone | Steve Martin's An Object of Beauty
Diary of a Mad ManEx-murder junkie Rich Hillen swaps his red crayons for Yellow Socks.
by A.D. AmorosiThe release of his debut novel,
Yellow Socks: Confessions of a Non-Don Juan, and a collection of poems, stories and ravings called
Dangers of a Confessional Mind, mark the dawn of a new Hillen.

Editor's Letter:
Cliff JumpingDon't worry. It's just begun.
by Brian HowardBy deciding to sign with the Phillies for less money and fewer years
than either New York or Texas were offering, Mr. Lee has, in essence,
created a seismic shift in this city,
probably permanently.

Man Overboard!:
SchmidtyLeaksMan Overboard! isn't the only one getting the ol' echo effect.
by Isaiah ThompsonAlong with his candidacy, the would-be pol announced the results of two
years' worth of Right-to-Know requests which, he said, revealed public
officials, and lots of them, using their taxpayer-funded offices and equipment for
political work.
Letter's to the Editor:
Letters to the EditorWhat You Say
"I don't know what part of the planet the Xmas-deprived people are living on, but it's not here."
Fear the ReaperMeet the woman slowly crushing Philly's urban agriculture dreams.
by Holly OtterbeinAs her company has grown, so, too, has her zest for wildlife
preservation — to the point where it's pitted her against a group of
people you might think she'd find a lot in common with: Philadelphia's
urban farmers.
A Million StoriesThe normally quiet neighborhoods of Roxborough and Manayunk have been besieged by the biggest, most elusive and
oft-exaggerated inner-city bane of 2010:
flash mobs!
The Bell CurveCP's Quality-O-Life-O-Meter
When news breaks, we make jokes.
Full Exposure:
Confidence GameLeah Macdonald's In My Body at Wexler Gallery
by John VetteseDo you fel comfortable in your body? This isn't a gender-exclusive question — I sure don't. Judging from the
dour facial expressions on photographer Leah Macdonald's subjects, many
of them don't, either — but not the ones you'd expect.
Arts Picks:
Taxidermy Ornaments by Eric SchumanThe tinkers at Art in the Age of Mechanical Reproduction want to creep up your Christmas tree and reduce waste at the same time.
Blue Man Group by A.D. Amorosi"Awesome" has become totally overused since its appropriation by the
hipster legion. Yet there's no better word to describe the Blue Man
Group.
Miss WitherspoonThrough Jan. 9, $20-$24, Second Stage at the Adrienne, 2030 Sansom St., 215-563-7500,
newcitystage.org.
by Mark CoftaMisanthropic suicide Miss Witherspoon, with an aura "like a tweedy brown coat," refuses to reincarnate.
KaleidoscopeEric Smith's Textual Healing | Philadelphia Reads' Holiday Book Drive | A Is For Armageddon | Paige Wolf's Spit That Out!
Arts Picks:
Poetry N PotterySat,. Dec. 18, 7 p.m.-9 p.m., $15, The Expressive Hand, 622 S. Ninth St., 267-519-2626,
expressivehand.com.
by Eric SchumanThe Expressive Hand is at your potter's-wheel-averse service.
A Christmas Carol: A Radio PlayFri., Dec. 17, 8 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 18, 4 and 7 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 19, 2 and 6 p.m.; $18-$20, Allens Lane Art Center, 601 W. Allens Lane, 215-248-0546,
allenslane.org.
by Laura WeberHere's one
Christmas Carol where resting your eyes won't make Charles Dickens roll over in his high-minded grave.
MummenschanzThu., Dec. 16, 7:30 p.m.; Fri., Dec. 17, 8 p.m.; Sat., Dec. 18, 2 and 8 p.m.; Sun., Dec. 19, 2 p.m.; $24-$48, Annenberg Center for the Performing Arts, 3680 Walnut St., 215-898-3900,
annenbergcenter.org.
by Deni KasrelCan inanimate objects have feelings? You may think so after watching
Mummenschanz, where giant rubber balls, gunny sacks, toilet-paper rolls
and big bendy tubes come to life.
Highway to HellionCrispin Glover's making an art of making audiences uncomfortable.
by Shaun Brady"I feel
It Is Fine! will probably be the best film I will have anything to do with in my entire career."
Tron: LegacyCity Paper Grade: B-
by Drew LazorTron has maintained its luster for one reason: Personal
technology is so soulless, we're all starved for any conceit involving
glimmers of humanity fastened behind the circuitry.
Reconsider Me:
Liz LemonsWhat the hell is Liz Phair thinking?
by M.J. FineYou can draw your line wherever you want, but if you've gotten any
pleasure from listening to Liz Phair, it wasn't from watching her
coloring within the lines.
Music Picks:
Cuddle MagicWed., Dec. 22, 8:30 p.m., $10, with Oh! Pears and Alec Gross, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com. by Carolyn HuckabaySeems like every song on Cuddle Magic's
Picture is reminiscent of something else — and that's not necessarily a bad thing.
Citizens ArrestSat., Dec. 18, 2 p.m., with Mind Eraser and Ardmore Assault; 7 p.m., with Asshole Parade and Pink Coffins; $10, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919,
kungfunecktie.com. by Patrick RapaWhile we're all deciding where to put The Brutalist Bricks on our
best-of-2010 lists, Ted Leo's getting back together with his old
hardcore band.
Zappa Plays ZappaSat., Dec. 18, 8 p.m., $29.50-$89.50, Keswick Theatre, 291 N. Keswick Ave., Glenside, 215-572-7650,
keswicktheatre.com. by Shaun BradyIt's always been somewhat difficult to reconcile the two sides of Frank Zappa's musical personality.
Ross BellenoitSat., Dec. 18, 9 p.m., $10, with Birdie Busch and Zach Djanikian, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849,
johnnybrendas.com. by Patrick RapaPhilly's had more than its fair share of soft-spoken, sweet-singin',
acoustic guitar-cradlers in recent years, but everybody's gonna have to scooch over and
make some room for Ross Bellenoit.
PiffaroFri., Dec. 17, 8 p.m., Presbyterian Church of Chestnut Hill, 8855 Germantown Ave.; Sat., Dec. 18, 8 p.m., St. Mark's Church, 1625 Locust St.; $15-$40, 215-235-8469,
piffaro.com. by Peter Burwasser"Renaissance music" and "exciting" can be used in the same sentence, especially if the Piffaro band is on hand.
Reading Rainbow by Patrick RapaThere's something kinda precious about naming your band after a kids' show, but Reading Rainbow's more ballsy than cute.
Tomas Fujiwara by Shaun BradyTomas Fujiwara, one of the anchors of New York's rising modern jazz
scene, pulls double duty for Ars Nova Workshop's final show of 2010.
Dosa RealityPhiladelphia Chutney Co. streamlines the Indian street food experience.
by Adam EraceFor such a young operation, Philly Chutney runs so smoothly you'd think its cogs were lubed with ghee.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorShot Tower Coffee | Marabella Meatball Co. | Kennett
Portion Control:
Four Score and Seven Beers AgoBOOK REVIEW: The Founding Foodies
by Drew LazorThe author's snappy recollections help foster the realization that food
carried immense importance to the nation shapers, whether our forebears
were simply sitting down to enjoy a meal or laying the groundwork for
how we eat today.
What's CookingThe Week in Eats
by Rachel BurgosJG Domestic Battle Sparkling Wine Dinner | Sixpoint Brewing's Mad Scientist Series | A Very Jewish Christmas at Zahav | French Christmas Dinner at Bistrot La Minette
Agenda Picks:
Hell Fire Film ClubTue., Dec. 21, 9 p.m., $5 ($2 with canned food donation), Bob & Barbara's, 1509 South St., 215-545-4511,
hellfirefilmclub.com. by Sean KearneySomehow the Hell Fire Film Club has managed to bash Christmas and conjure holiday cheer all at the same time.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. Amorosi"I know we're a little behind," laughs
Heshey Schlachtermann. "But it's happening now."
Agenda Picks:
Philly Indie Craft MarketSat., Dec. 18, noon-7 p.m., suggested $2 donation, 2424 Studios, 2424 E. York St., 215-925-7676,
2424studios.com. by Laura WeberHoliday craft shows don't have to be all cutesy and frilly — they can also be balls-out rock 'n' roll.
Manual Type-In by Eric SchumanTypewriters have been left to collect dust in prop warehouses or on
cluttered thrift-store shelves, but this week they're making a comeback.
NutcrackerThu.-Sun., Dec. 16-19, 8 p.m., $25, Painted Bride Arts Center, 230 Vine St., 484-995-3431,
cabaretredlight.com. by A.D. AmorosiAdmit it, you hate the fucking
Nutcracker.
Queer Bait:
Intersex Awareness with Claudia AstorinoThu., Dec. 16, 7-9 p.m., free, Wooden Shoe Books, 704 South St.
by Josh MiddletonWhile it occasionally makes an appearance in the ever-evolving acronym
that typically begins LGBTQ, the "I" for intersex may be the most
misunderstood letter of the bunch.