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January 20th, 2011 other issues :
MoonlightingAs the sun sets on old-school music journalism, veteran rock critic Tom Moon enters a new phase.
by Shaun BradyWhen Tom Moon steps onto the stage at L'Etage at the
end of the month, the experience might be comparable to a prison warden
getting locked in with the general population. A music critic mustering
the courage to release his own CD is inevitably
accompanied by the sound of knives being sharpened.

Editor's Letter:
Waving the Red FlagA goodbye from our departing editor in chief, Brian Howard.
by Brian HowardDavid Warner had a saying.
Whenever the staff would debate whether we were getting too deep or
brainy he'd say, "Never underestimate
City Paper readers."

Man Overboard!:
The Kool-AidLet's start by getting real: Guns aren't pencils.
by Isaiah ThompsonIn response to the reader who wrote me that "guns are no more
responsible for death and injury than a lead pencil is responsible for
poor penmanship": I thank you for your letter, but disagree with every
neuron in my collected synapses.
Undercut and OvergrownUnless the city coughs up soon, thousands of vacant lots may go to seed this year.
by Anthony CampisiTo understand the difference an abandoned lot can
make in its neighborhood, look no further than the 1900 block of East
Cumberland Street in Kensington.
A Million Stories"I see you are a reformed man, but because of this law, we cannot do anything," says the ICE official.
The Bell CurveCP's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks, we make jokes.
Grace Under FireOne of Eugene O'Neill's roughest roles transforms one of Philly's toughest talents.
by A.D. Amorosi"As for the insides, I am part Josie. All American women are."
Arts Picks:
A New BrainThrough Jan. 29, $25-$30, Plays & Players Theatre, 1714 Delancey Place, 800-595-4849, playsandplayers.org.
by Mark CoftaDon't miss Plays & Players' area première of
A New Brain, the seldom-seen 1998 William Finn musical about his harrowing brush with death.
Full Exposure:
School of LifeThrough Feb. 19, Fleisher-Ollman Gallery, 1616 Walnut St., No. 100, 215-545-7562, fleisher-ollmangallery.com.
by John VetteseUnwrapping packages and sorting through frames stacked in the back
room of Fleisher-Ollman Gallery, director Amy Adams describes its new
exhibit as "absolutely wrong and beautiful."
KaleidoscopeAlan Gilbert | PhillyNORML | Spread 2.0 | Boom Bap Tourism
Theater Review:
Quirky Charmed LifeREVIEW: Mauckingbird Theatre Co.'s [title of show]
by David Anthony FoxFor more than a decade, off-Broadway musicals about musicals have been practically a genre.
Re-View:
Big Bang TheoryRobin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin RiceThe two groups of work on view this month at Locks Gallery are typical — in different ways — of the post-holiday season.
Arts Picks:
Brian Sanders' JunkJan. 20-23, $25-$35, Arts Bank, 601 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999, brian sandersjunk.com.
by Janet AndersonHow do you celebrate 18 and three-quarters years of experimental dance?
American ChameleonsSat., Jan. 22, 9 p.m.; Sun. Jan. 23, 5 p.m.; $20-$25 suggested donation, Painted Bride Art Center, 230 Vine St., 215-925-9914, paintedbride.org.
by Deni KasrelIf these tough economic times are cramping your arts patronage style, the Painted Bride's Post-Op Festival feels your pain.
Arts Picks:
Pigadilly CircusFri., Jan. 21, 8 p.m., $25-$75, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-627-1883, pigiron.org.
by Eric SchumanFor this year's benefit bash, the pranksters at Pig Iron Theatre Co. combine the decadent whimsy of
Alice in Wonderland with the alluring sleaze of a Victorian sideshow.
The Way BackCity Paper Grade: B
by Sam AdamsThe strengths of Weir's film have more to do with its awe-inspiring
depiction of the ravages of nature than its historical accuracy.
Double Dare YaPhilly's Trophy Wife puts sound to the fury.
by John VetteseTrophy Wife is a two-headed dragon.
Music Picks:
Matthew DearSun., Jan. 23, 9 p.m., $12, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 877-435-9849, kungfunecktie.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanMatthew Dear has skirted the elusive line between abstruse avant-pop
auteur and down-to-business dancefloor maven for a while now.
Dolce Suono EnsembleSun., Jan. 23, 3 p.m., $20. First Baptist Church, 123 S. 17th St., 267-252-1803, dolcesuono.com.
by Peter BurwasserIt seems an improbable combination — organ and flute — but each instrument defies stereotypes.
Joe Lovano and John ScofieldSat., Jan. 22, 8 p.m., $25, Montgomery County Community College, 340 DeKalb Pike, Blue Bell, 215-641-6505, mc3.edu.
by Shaun BradyOffhand, Joe Lovano and John Scofield don't seem the most natural fit.
Band NameSat., Jan. 22, 6 p.m., $7, with No Regrets, Aspiga and The Retrotones, The Fire, 412 W. Girard Ave., 267-671-9298, iourecords.com/thefire.
by John VetteseOne of the most sophisticated goofball records you'll hear, Band Name's debut full-length is a rich digest of garage rock hooks and punk energy
Sachal VasandaniFri., Jan. 21, 5:45 and 7:15 p.m., free with museum admission of $16, Philadelphia Museum of Art, 2600 Ben Franklin Parkway, 215-763-8100, philamuseum.org.
by Shaun BradySachal Vasandani furthers his case as the modern-day equivalent of yesteryear's velvet-voiced smoothies.
Jemeel Moondoc TrioThu., Jan. 20, 8 p.m., free, Rotunda, 4014 Walnut St., 215-573-3234, rotunda.org.
by Shaun BradyWhile many a veteran of New York's late-'70s loft scene have traveled
far afield, Jemeel Moondoc's raw,
piercing wail is an umbilical link direct to that time.
Yo La TengoThu., Jan. 20, 8 p.m., $18.50-$21, with William Tyler, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 215-336-2000, thetroc.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanNew Jersey's beloved, unassuming, baseball-loving, cover-happy threesome
has been one of indie rock's most dependable bets for well over two
decades now.
Julia Rainer and the ShinersThu., Jan. 20, 8 p.m., $8, with North Lawrence Midnight Singers, Spirit and Dust, and Satellite Hearts, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., 215-787-0488, northstarbar.com.
by John VetteseJulia Rainer will haunt you.
Second LineKhyber Pass Pub trades punk for po'boys.
by Adam EraceSaying people were miffed when the Khyber announced it would be turning
into an izakaya is like saying people were miffed about Ruben Amaro
dealing Cliff Lee after the '09 season.
Portion Control:
Lettuce PrayWinter salads that truly showcase the season.
by Felicia D' AmbrosioSince our current season lacks the outrageous abundance of local produce
that rains down in summer and early fall, creativity is required to
conceive a worthy cold-weather salad plate.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorSOCIAL Nightspot | Manakeesh Café | Perch Pub | Cantina Feliz

Queer Bait:
Coming: A Rock Musical of Biblical ProportionsThrough Feb. 6, $15-$27, Prince Music Theater, 1412 Chestnut St.
by Josh MiddletonComing: A Rock Musical of Biblical Proportions is an
over-the-top spectacle that not only tinkers with ideas about the end of
the world but also
deals with meatier, real-life subject matter.
Agenda Picks:
Smerconish Book ClubTue., Jan. 25, 7 p.m., $20, Bryn Mawr Film Institute, 824 W. Lancaster Ave., 610-527-9898,
smerconish.com. by Andrew MilnerIt's a busy new year for Michael Smerconish.
ViridianaWed., Jan. 26, 6:30 p.m., free, Ibrahim Theater at International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-387-5125,
ihousephilly.org. by Shaun BradySo many scandals lose their power to shock over time, but 50 years later, Luis Buñuel's
Viridiana still maintains its ability to offend.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiSince getting announced in November, it's been a quiet stroll toward publishing for
Jump.
Agenda Picks:
Watercolor WorkshopSun., Jan 23, 1-3 p.m. $10 (RSVP required), Ryerss Museum and Library, 7370 Central Ave., 215-685-0544,
ryerssmuseum.org. by Emad KhalilAspiring watercolorists and lovers of objets d'art can kill two birds with one stone at this Ryerss Museum and Library workshop.
Stoplight PartyThu., Jan. 20, 7 p.m., $10, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400,
worldcafelive.com. by Eric SchumanOne of the most annoying things about bar flirting is figuring out if the person you're eyeing is single or taken.