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"The Teaspoon"25th Annual Writing Contest Fiction Winner
by Andrea BlumbergOn a small hill there was a big house, and in the big house was a fancy
dining room, and in the dining room was a long table, and on the table
there was a spoon. A teaspoon, in fact.
"house in mind"25th Annual Writing Contest Poetry Winner
by Alison Hicks"Hicks writes from and toward a self that is not a myself, but an ourself that chooses, and then finds, connections."
"An Upside-Down Frown"25th Annual Writing Contest Fiction Runner-Up
by Alexander J. VuocoloRecall, for a moment, the emotional state known as happiness. It was
never clearly defined, but there were certain telltale signs.
"Cackleberry"25th Annual Writing Contest Fiction Runner-Up
by Erica HoffmannHours have passed and I am still smarting from the Pizza Barn incident.
"canoeing at night"25th Annual Writing Contest Poetry Runner-Up
by Alison Hicks
"Somewhere Near Peaceful Valley"25th Annual Writing Contest Poetry Runner-Up
by Sean Webb

Man Overboard!:
Desk DutyWhat happened to the "pending the outcome of an investigation" part?
by Isaiah ThompsonWhile DA Seth Williams' office has moved quickly on a small number of
high-profile cases, it's not clear much has changed for the cases that
don't get media attention.
After AnnaWhat exactly does a City Council president do?
by Isaiah ThompsonCity Council will have a new president — and that, in turn, could mean a lot of things. Or, possibly, not much at all.
A Million Stories"I hope they continue this, and
that every time it snows we don't have to raise hell to get them to
follow the code."
The Bell CurveCP's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks, we make jokes.
First Friday FocusHolly Otterbein's First Friday Hit List
by Holly OtterbeinMarginal Utility | The Slingluff Gallery | The Great and Terrible Artists' Collective
Arts Picks:
Nocturne by Mark Cofta"Fifteen years ago I killed my sister," Adam Rapp's eerie drama begins.
KaleidoscopeTapes 'n Tapes | Greater Philadelphia Flag Football League's Super Bowl viewing party | Gold Rush Alaska | Maxine Hong Kingston
Theater Review:
True ColorsTHEATER REVIEW: David Mamet's Race
by Mark CoftaLove him or hate him, David Mamet has carved a niche for himself in
contemporary American culture. The wonder of it all is that he's done it mainly by pissing people off.
StreetwiseAt Sundance, a West Philly filmmaker's doc gets a well-deserved nod.
by Sam AdamsSimilar tiles have been found from Boston to Kansas City, Mo., and as
far afield as Buenos Aires. But they're nowhere so numerous as in
Philadelphia, which is why Foy, who was raised in Willow Grove, dropped
out of film school in Austin and moved back to Philadelphia to hunt for
the Toynbee tiler.
Barney's VersionCity Paper Grade: B
by Sam AdamsBarney's Version isn't a film so much as a series of episodes, without much beyond plot to tie them together.
Suite Spot:
The G.O.A.T.sTo know the Little Mushroom is to love him deeply.
by Peter BurwasserThe amount of music greatness that he produced before his death at 31 is astonishing. Beyond that, the fun begins.
Music Picks:
Monotonix by K. Ross HoffmanThis roving trio of Tel Aviv troublemakers dishes out some agreeably sloppy, spirited grunge-punk on its albums.
Orbit to LeslieFri., Feb. 4, 9 p.m., $10, with Strange Engineers, The Yes Way and Heylady, North Star Bar, 2639 Poplar St., 215-787-0488,
northstarbar.com. by John VetteseOrbit to Leslie is hard-hitting, propulsive and not shy about slamming into the odd minute-long surf-rock blast.
Camerata Ama DeusFri., Feb. 4, 8 p.m., $20-$60, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999,
voxamadeus.org. by Peter BurwasserIt's easy to take musical blockbusters for granted, but really,
Vivaldi's "Four Seasons" is a wonderful, get-under-your-skin kind of
work.
RobynThu., Feb. 3, 7:30 p.m., $25-$32.70, with Diamond Rings and Natalia Kills, Electric Factory, 421 N. Seventh St., 610-784-5400,
electricfactory.info. by K. Ross HoffmanEqual parts Euro-pop fembot, sage and empathetic confidante, Robyn just might be the
most badass person on the planet right now.
Acres of DiamondsThu., Feb. 3, 8 p.m., $5, with The Orchid and Bells Bells Bells, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 866-777-8932,
kungfunecktie.com. by John VettesePhilly sextet Acres of Diamonds seems the product of a bygone era.
Bobby ZankelThu., Feb. 3, 9 p.m., $10, Tritone, 1508 South St., 215-545-0475,
tritonebar.com. by Shaun BradyBobby Zankel has taken advantage of several recent performances to cast the collective eyes of his stellar big band backward.
Right AnglesWell-shaken cocktails and creative comfort food meet and greet at the Corner.
by Adam EraceUnlike sulfates, the Corner's tonics may not treat Oregon Trail ailments, but they'll remedy a boring Thursday.
Portion Control:
Agent OrangeBig changes are afoot at South Street's Pumpkin triumvirate.
by Drew Lazor"Our kitchen is a little different. It's not totalitarian," says
Moroney. "If you have a strong kitchen, you let people do what they can
do."
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorMonsú | The Farm and Fisherman | Unnamed spot in AKA Rittenhouse Square

Queer Bait:
Dragtastic: A Dumpsta Players FundraiserFri., Feb. 4, 7 p.m., $5 suggested donation, Tabu Lounge, 200 S. 12th St.
by Josh MiddletonAfter nearly 15 years of performing some of the sleaziest experimental
theater Philly has ever seen, DJ K-Tell and the Dumpsta
Players suddenly find themselves feeling all legit and upstanding.
Agenda Picks:
ICA Free For AllWed., Feb. 9, 6:30 p.m., free, Institute of Contemporary Art, 118 S. 36th St., 215-898-7108,
icaphila.org. by Eric SchumanAs the weather outside grows increasingly frightful, the Institute of
Contemporary Art offers at least one beacon of cozy enjoyment.
CiCi McNair by Will StoneLook closer at Cici McNair's own title — private investigator — and
you'll realize this detective thriller is more self-referential than
your average crime story.
MaederMade Pop-Up Studio by Eric SchumanEdward Maeder doesn't make something out of nothing — he makes something out of something else.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. AmorosiAre you a
Wing Bowl guy, frothing at the mouth for Feb. 4's bash at the WFC? Step away from the column.
Agenda Picks:
Philadelphia Tattoo Arts ConventionFri.-Sun., Feb. 4-6, various times, $20 (per day)-$40 (weekend pass), Sheraton Philadelphia City Center Hotel, 201 N. 17th St., 800-541-8239,
tattooedkingpin.com. by Emad KhalilMore than 200 of the world's best tattoo-slingers will gather this
weekend for three days of seminars, art galleries and auctions focused
on the world of body art.
LemmyThu., Feb. 3, 8:30 p.m., $8, Trocadero, 1003 Arch St., 800-745-3000,
thetroc.com. by Shaun BradyLemmy is simply a living, breathing heavy-metal Mount Rushmore, an
unchanging monument to the restorative powers of rocking your ass off
night after night.