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February 24th, 2011 other issues :
Choose Your Own AdventureTrailblazers, thrill-seekers and alligator wrestlers lead readers into uncharted territory.
by Justin BauerAfter all, adventure stories provide easy structure.
BOOk 'emBook Quarterly Reviews
The good, the bad and the totally fake make our spring reading list.
Two new translations challenge life beyond "I do."Book Quarterly Review
by Nathaniel PopkinIrretrievable / Dancing Lessons for the Advanced in Age
Light FantasticBook Quarterly Reviews
by Justin BauerKevin Brockmeier's got a talent for a sucker punch, working quickly and
carefully with a well-sketched character or a chance encounter before
opening up and drawing blood.
Hawaiian PunchBook Quarterly Reviews
by Lee StabertVowell is more of an essayist than a straight historian. With this book, you could even say she's a tour guide.
Day of the Oprichnik by Vladimir SorokinBook Quarterly Reviews
by Bianca A .BrownThe Oprichniks indulge in some peculiar vices.

Man Overboard!:
Slummin' ItAmong our findings were that a handful of local banks were all too happy to grant Coyle vast sums of money on the house.
A Matter of ConvictionIf Philly cops were fabricating evidence, what happens to the people they sent to jail?
by Matt StroudIt's been more than two years since the Philadelphia
Daily News first published allegations by a longtime
confidential informant that Philadelphia narcotics officer Jeffrey
Cujdik had fabricated evidence used to obtain search warrants in drug
cases.
What’s the cost of DROP? by Ralph Cipriano“There’s no advantage to taking DROP.”
A Million Stories
The Bell CurveCP's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks, we make jokes.
Exile On Reed StreetIn a hail of fake blood and bullets, Theatre Exile rises to the challenge with Studio X.
by A.D. AmorosiThe last 12 months have been challenging for Theatre Exile
Of A FeatherBowerbird and Ladybird flock together to draw local artists out of their comfort zone.
by Shaun BradyThe music that Dustin Hurt has been presenting under the Bowerbird
banner over the past five years has traversed a remarkably wide range of
styles.
KaleidoscopeThe Pale King | A**holeology: The Cheat Sheet | Sweet Valley Confidentia | Bossypants
Re-View:
Static ClingRobin Rice on Visual Art
by Robin RiceThe recognition that science is fashion-driven fascinates many artists today.
Arts Picks:
Don JuanThrough March 13, $30, Quintessence Theatre Group, 7137 Germantown Ave., 877-238-5596, quintessencetheatre.org.
by Mark CoftaDon Juan turns lying, seducing, dueling and blaspheming into a lifestyle.
Arts Pick:
The Ugly OneThrough March 13, $30, Walnut Street Independence Studio on 3, 825 Walnut St., 215-574-3550, walnutstreettheatre.org.
by Mark CoftaThe Ugly One, hailed as a plastic surgery absurdist nightmare, couldn't have been set anywhere more appropriate than Southern California.
Alvin AileySat., Feb. 26, 2 and 8 p.m.; Sun., Feb. 27, 2 p.m., $26-$72, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999, kimmelcenter.org.
by Deni KasrelEven people who know next to nothing about dance consider Alvin Ailey a household name.
Vanishing on 7th Street[ CITY PAPER GRADE: C- ]
by Sam AdamsJohn Leguizamo fumbles his way through an underwritten role haplessly.
Music Pick:
The Low AnthemFri., Feb. 25, 8 p.m., $15, with Bobby, Daniel Lefkowitz, First Unitarian Sanctuary, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849, r5productions.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanThis Rhode Island band built itself up the old-fashioned way.
Marc CoplandSat., Feb. 26, 8 and 10 p.m., $20-$22, Chris' Jazz Café, 1421 Sansom St., 215-568-3131, chrisjazzcafe.com.
by Shaun BradyAngle for a seat near the stage for this one.
Yemen BluesTue., March 1, 8 p.m., $36, Rodeph Shalom, 615 N. Broad St., 215-627-6747, ari@friendsofofanim.org.
by Mary ArmstrongIf you like music that transports you, Yemen Blues ought to do the trick.
Jonathan RichmanTue., March 1, 8 p.m., $17.50, First Unitarian Church, 2125 Chestnut St., 877-435-9849, r5productions.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanRock 'n' roll's patron saint of childlike wonder, Jonathan Richman has been many things to many people over many years.
The Philadelphia TrioSun., Feb. 27, 3 p.m., $13-$18, Main Line Unitarian Church, Devon, 610-664-0346, philtrio@aol.com.
by Peter BurwasserWas this Cliff Lee or a classical music composer?
Music Picks:
Ray BensonWed., March 2, 8 p.m., $15, Tin Angel, 20 S. Second St., 215-928-0978, tinangel.com.
by Mary ArmstrongMaybe you know his professional moniker, Ray Benson — founder of Asleep at the Wheel.
RevolverFri., Feb. 25, 9 p.m., $10, with Jác and When I Was 12, Johnny Brenda's, 1201 N. Frankford Ave., 877-435-9849, johnnybrendas.com.
by K. Ross HoffmanYou might find it hard to get past how terribly nice it all is.
Kennett Work?This neighborhood restaurant is capable of doing everything — and doing it well.
by Adam Erace"There is no such uncertainty as a sure thing," the Scottish poet
famously said, but in the case of Kennett's staying power, the bard just
might be wrong.
Feeding FrenzyRestaurants opening, closing and pending
by Drew LazorFathom Seafood House | Far From Home Café | Port Richmond Pour House | Cook
Portion Control:
True BloodBOOK REVIEW: Blood, Bones & Butter: The Inadvertent Education of a Reluctant Chef
by Drew LazorHamilton's lush, roundabout journey through the bowels of professional
cooking is outlined with incredible wit, lyricism and candor.
What's CookingThe Week in Eats
by Laurel Rose PurdyTour de France: Gascony Dinner at Bistrot La Minette | Ninth Annual Chili Challenge at Victory Brewing Co. | Behind the Scenes Tasting at R2L | The Mentor and the Protege Collaboration at Blackfish | Art In the Age Spirited Beer Dinner at N. 3rd


Shopping Spree:
For the Love of Shoes at Bus StopFri., Feb. 25, 5:30-8:30 p.m., free, through April 1, Bus Stop, 750 S. Fourth St., 215-627-2357, busstopboutique.com.
by Julia WestSome shoes inspire outfits, others inspire stories and, in the case of
artist Aubrie Costello, shoes have been the muse for an entire art
installation.
Agenda Pick:
Stitch 'n BitchThu., Feb. 24, 7:30 p.m., free, Free Library, Central Branch, 1901 Vine St., 215-567-4341, freelibrary.org.
by Julia AskenaseBUST magazine has maintained an independent voice for smart, passionate women known to let their freak flags fly.
Tomas MournianFri., Feb. 25, 5:30 p.m., free, Giovanni's Room, 345 S. 12th St., 215-923-2960, giovannisroom.com.
by Gary M. Kramer"I wanted to talk about issues of queer youth today," Mournian says of
Hidden 's LGBTQ teens.
Rat Pack LiveSat., Feb. 26, 8 p.m., $20, Lutheran Church of the Holy Communion, 2110 Chestnut St., 215-731-9230, pgmc.org.
by Kala JamisonSporting vintage duds while belting '50s-era Vegas tunes?
Walk for ChoiceSat., Feb. 26, noon, free, Market East Station, 1170 Market St., walkforchoice.tumblr.com.
by Emily ApisaPhiladelphia has all the more reason to get rowdy at the International Walk for Choice 2011.
Quest for FreedomSat., Feb. 26, 1 and 3 p.m., free, Philadelphia History Museum, 15 S. Seventh St., 215-685-4827, philadelphiahistory.org/quest.
by Matt CantorPhiladelphia played a key role in the long road to abolishing slavery,
and the Philadelphia History Museum has the goods to prove it.
Jennifer FoxSat., Feb. 26, 8 p.m., $12, Gershman Y, 401 S. Broad St., 215-545-4400, pjff.org.
by Shaun BradyFox rarely takes on small projects; instead, her work examines the
evolution of a life, the implications of a complex idea, or the
repercussions of a major event.
Activist TrainingSat., Feb. 26, 7 p.m., free, Wooden Shoe Books, 704 South St., 215-413-0999, woodenshoebooks.com.
by Diana Palmieri"There are small ways to make a difference," says Peace Advocacy Network's Ed Coffin.
The WaitstaffSun., Feb. 27, 7 p.m., $20, World Café Live, 3025 Walnut St., 215-222-1400, worldcafelive.com.
by Diana PalmieriFor their first show at World Café Live in more than a year, the 'Staff
shares the stage with standup star Dave Terruso and comical country
crooner Jaylene Dulap.

IcepackAmorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. Amorosi'Twas a stink pit and all those who sailed her should be glad she died an unceremonious death.