Vandegrift, proudly unshaven for more than six months, invites fellows and females to contend in five non-gendered, audience-judged contests over natural and free-styled full and partial beards, 'staches, fakes and much more.

The slightly raunchy and definitely satirical show, which hasn't been performed before, will feature a stripping Princess Leia, seductive Martians and "sexy space cats." Meow?

Each piece of jewelry arrives with a based-on-true-events printed story that allows the new owner to play dress-up in another's deep and dark romantic past.

1 Three Way Beets | 2 Roasted Beet Salad | 3 Bietola con Crema di Ricotta | 4 Red Beet Soup | 5 Golden Beet Panzanella Salad

Local crafter Devin Taylor mixes up delectable combinations in handmade soaps inspired by her cooking addiction.

What would Tom Waits do? How about Amy Sedaris?

$28-$85 at naomiclearyceramics.etsy.com

1 The Garbage Plate | 2 Bacon Stack | 3 Kitchen Sink Frittata | 4 Beef Bourguignonne Crêpe | 5 Mushroom Trio

Sat., April 5, 11:30 a.m.-5 p.m., free, Penn Women's Center, 3643 Locust Walk, 215-546-4890, sisterspace.org

Companies both local and national are rolling out initiatives to get food info — and food — into the hands of Generation Text.