Sheets obscured the house's windows, leaving neighbors to speculate on what was going on inside: A googol of cats? A dog-fighting ring? What're they building in there?

Yes, our state legislature finally, for the first time in eight years, managed to pass a budget on time. Hooray.

Jobs With Justice, the labor organization whose Philly chapter has dedicated its entire existence to raising hell about security service giant AlliedBarton, is used to not getting quite what it wants.

Many business owners would rather get the shits from their effete employees than see these bills pass.

Last week, we told you that Philadelphia received a report card informing us that our longtime subsistence on Fritos Honey BBQ Twists and purple drink has made us the very least healthy county in all of Pennsylvania.