"Harvey Poopandcorn — have you ever seen butt sex?"

Sponsored by North City Arts, this mouthful of an event aims to kick-start creativity while educating kids about multicultural traditions and identities.

Although '92 certainly recalls the halcyon days before George W. (or even feisty White House interns) was a speck in America's eye, Square Rootz is summoning a different kind of history — that of carefree summers.

Fortunately for all us buttoned-up sticks-in-the-mud, Popporn is trying to turn things around with its upcoming Party with Porn Stars Weekend.

Wedged in alongside Honey's and just down the block from the Random Tea Room, City Planter fits right in on NoLibs' rustic-chic Fourth Street. Boasting a polished selection of planters, greenery and garden ornaments, the store caters to those with a tasteful-but-quirky take on domesticity.