A Jersey-dwelling friend of mine posted this "Guido Beach" mockumentary on Facebook this morning, proclaiming that she's planning on actively avoiding the Shore this summer. Personally, we think we're still willing to deal with a bit of chatchery in exchange for Mack & Manco and some much-needed vitamin D. But barely, especially when we're reminded that these people actually exist.

Also, is it possible to fracture one's thigh?

In case you forgot about one of the worst downsides to nice weather