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Boned in the USA: Bruce up to his philanderin’ ways again?

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via JT Ramsey:

A heartbroken husband has claimed in sensational court papers that rock 'n' roll legend Bruce Springsteen has been making beautiful music on the sly with his wife!

In divorce papers filed on March 27 in Monmouth County, N.J. Superior Court and obtained by Star, businessman Arthur Kelly alleges that Ann, his wife of 17 years, "committed adultery with one Bruce Springsteen, who resides in Rumson, N.J., and Colts Neck, N.J., at various times and places too numerous to mention."

So Bruce decides — allegedly — to shtup a woman outside his marriage, but picks someone who looks strikingly similar to Patti Scialfa, his redheaded wife of nearly 20 years? Why not mix it up and holler at a Cambodian chick or something? (It's worth noting that he was still married to his first wife when he first started trying to get at Scialfa.)

This really breathes new life into the sweet but shortlived "Bosscocked" craze.

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5 Responses to “Boned in the USA: Bruce up to his philanderin’ ways again?”

    come on up for the rising! it suddenly has a new meaning now even though i’m probably not the 1st to think that. just the 1st to post it here.


    To born in south philly: Nice one! I was going to go with Springsteen entered Ann Kelly’s tunnel of love but your’s is also excellent.


    Born in South Philly:

    Now usually I would disqualify that double entendre because it’s a 9/11 song, but it’s just too good. I’ll allow it!


    Everyone in New Jersey knows that Springsteen has been cheating on Scialfa for years. He has hit on a number of women at the Wonder Bar. Some have succumbed.

    I just don’t see the attraction


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